Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 ^^^First World problems thread for someone with a fanny like a bucket for this pish.. I see what you did there Schnekie boy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 c***s that walk about with the mobile on speakerphone have a conversation with some arsehole so that everyone can hear. Hanging's too good for em' 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 Its the amount of folk who think rubbing or spraying it on pulled or strained muscles thinking it helps. All it does is heat up and expand the muscle and magnify the pain. I remember playing for the high school and a lad on the other team strained his groin. His idiot teacher came on with 'the magic spray'. Ten minutes later the lad was screaming to come off, barely able to walk and his cock and balls on fire Unbelievably, said teacher has been in a fairly senior position at a top Junior football club for many years, surely having been around plenty physios and injuries. FFS, I had a brilliant idea after that first sentence, but then you had to go and spoil it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 People who write 'FAO of'. Not just annoying, but also very stupid 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 No. If you could point it out I'd be grateful 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 People who write 'FAO of'. Not just annoying, but also very stupid Erm, you do see the flaw in your post, yeah? No. If you could point it out I'd be grateful FAO = For (The) Attention Of. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 Exactly. So when people type 'FAO of' it annoys me and as I said is very stupid 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 oh, Milesy! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 Why are old people so fucking daft 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 I was giving him the benefit of the doubt and thinking he was trying to be smart, because technically DA did say 'FAO of'. But I think I'm being too kind because he's a complete Jose Quitongo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 Erm, you do see the flaw in your post, yeah? Bit of a whoosh there, chap. Mind you, it's almost as bad a PIN Number. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bob the tank Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 Up yeez; it was this stuff. Possibly. Is 'taste yer dad' the new 'smell yer maw'? Just a wee bit of playful banter biggie 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 Uh-huh, that's SOOOOOOOO what you were doing! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 ^^^Smurph's kens! Well played. Ruined by your rhyming slang though. Pube. Took you 11 minutes to figure it out. Unlucks, Jose. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 It was your edit time, mate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 Fao of 8mile Lolz. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted August 16, 2015 Share Posted August 16, 2015 I was giving him the benefit of the doubt and thinking he was trying to be smart, because technically DA did say 'FAO of'. But I think I'm being too kind because he's a complete Jose Quitongo. Haw! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted August 16, 2015 Share Posted August 16, 2015 Lumps in my not fully whipped Angel Delight. Oh Bawbag. Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Airdrie Onions Posted August 16, 2015 Share Posted August 16, 2015 Only just got home from Montrose away, football was pish and my stomach feels like it's gonna burst open with heartburn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 16, 2015 Share Posted August 16, 2015 Only just got home from Montrose away, football was pish and my stomach feels like it's gonna burst open with heartburnWas it you Lichtie shagged? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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