Sergeant Wilson Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 slipperyP is the man to answer this.Redhead could rub the voltarol in to relax him, then Slippy could finish him off...With the pillow. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 Redhead could rub the voltarol in to relax him, then Slippy could finish him off...With the pillow. I think we've both seen the same 35mm movie. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redhead81 Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 (edited) I think we've both seen the same 35mm movie.Well redhead is currently on the train going to the movies... Seeing as you are at a loose end Zen you can do the rubbing. Have fun boys!!! Edited August 15, 2015 by Redhead81 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 Well redhead is currently on the train going to the movies... Seeing as you are at a loose end Zen you can do the rubbing. Have fun boys!!!Aye, just keep talking... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 Well redhead is currently on the train going to the movies... Seeing as you are at a loose end Zen you can do the rubbing. Have fun boys!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mixed Donner Hoagie Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 People than phone into the radio with "shoutouts" and "requests" why ohh why bother 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 Calling bottles of lemonade/ginger " fizzy pop " on a football forum.... Up yeez; it was this stuff. Possibly. Is 'taste yer dad' the new 'smell yer maw'? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 Is there a particular reason this helps or a position I should place my head in relation to the pillows? No. Worked for me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pars fan Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 Really? I'd say it showed I thought your post was pish and that you were being a wee p***k. An "utter seething mess" would be some wee scrote crying about a solitary red-dot I gave them on the Internet today. Oh Milesy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 Up yeez; it was this stuff. Possibly. Is 'taste yer dad' the new 'smell yer maw'? Was there a difference in taste between the two? (The juice, not your mither or faithir) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 Was there a difference in taste between the two? (The juice, not your mither or faithir) I dunno. I wouldn't put my mouth on anything that lassie sat on I liked Daddies' broon sauce when I was a wean, though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 Simple things for simple minds -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 Supporting Arbroath I have always been happy with us. But see today, it's beyond embarassing. I'm genuinely in belief we will finish below 4th in this league. Which is the lowest I've ever seen us finish in my 15 year supporting us 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 All you laddies flirting with Miley, I must warn you - I get the feeling it's going to end with someone's penis being consumed, and not in the good way. Also, and entirely unrelated - why is Ralgex so bloody useless these days? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 Per chance, is it a strained, torn, or pulled muscle you are suffering from that had you reaching for the Ralgex mate? If so, it is the ultimate in con-products. I actually did a study on it in my college days. Nothing current; I just tried it a while back and was surprised by how lukewarm the feeling was. It was like an inferno when I was younger. I remember a relative trying some on his foot because his gout was bad - he found it so painful that he tried to wash it off, which made it worse. Tears were shed, and this was a manly man. They've definitely changed the recipe. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 There's only two fingers of Old Poultney left in the bottle, I suppose it'll have to do. I've never had to settle for two fingers before. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 There's only two fingers of Old Poultney left in the bottle, I suppose it'll have to do. I've never had to settle for two fingers before. ^^^First World problems thread for someone with a fanny like a bucket for this pish.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 ^^^First World problems thread for someone with a fanny like a bucket for this pish.. I see what you did there Schnekie boy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 c***s that walk about with the mobile on speakerphone have a conversation with some arsehole so that everyone can hear. Hanging's too good for em' 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 Its the amount of folk who think rubbing or spraying it on pulled or strained muscles thinking it helps. All it does is heat up and expand the muscle and magnify the pain. I remember playing for the high school and a lad on the other team strained his groin. His idiot teacher came on with 'the magic spray'. Ten minutes later the lad was screaming to come off, barely able to walk and his cock and balls on fire Unbelievably, said teacher has been in a fairly senior position at a top Junior football club for many years, surely having been around plenty physios and injuries. FFS, I had a brilliant idea after that first sentence, but then you had to go and spoil it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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