Deeboy Posted August 19, 2015 Share Posted August 19, 2015 The printer won't print my document as its run out of cyan ink. I only need black ink. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 19, 2015 Share Posted August 19, 2015 The printer won't print my document as its run out of cyan ink. I only need black ink. Have you tried clicking greyscale? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted August 19, 2015 Share Posted August 19, 2015 Have you tried clicking greyscale? I opened up another program, copy & pasted it into that and the bloody thing printed it no bother. Isn't technology wonderful? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alert Mongoose Posted August 19, 2015 Share Posted August 19, 2015 'Chillers' in shops that leave bottles barely below tepid room temperature. Fucking pointless. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 19, 2015 Share Posted August 19, 2015 'Chillers' in shops that leave bottles barely below tepid room temperature. Fucking pointless. Our local Poundland used to have one that broke down and started blowing hot air. Didn't occur to anyone to turn the fucking thing off until they got it mended 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hampden Diehard Posted August 19, 2015 Share Posted August 19, 2015 Item at the checkout without a barcode, and it's the one and only item that the woman has. Rather than let the two supervisors who turn up deal with it and serve someone else (me, of course), the glaikit wee girl just watches them struggle with the problem. Big queue builds up and no one apologises for the delay. GTF! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted August 19, 2015 Share Posted August 19, 2015 Rangers did me out of £50. c***s. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted August 19, 2015 Share Posted August 19, 2015 Rangers did me out of £50. c***s. Maccabi done me out of £50 also. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bob the tank Posted August 19, 2015 Share Posted August 19, 2015 I live near a school and was boxed in by clowns in SUVs and giant people carriers dropping off the little princes/princesses for five minutes this morning. Make them walk to school and stop lifting and laying them, it didn't do me any harm. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted August 19, 2015 Share Posted August 19, 2015 McDonalds, the shower of robbing b*****ds! It's always been cheap shite food but that's what was appealing about it; cheap. £1.49 for a double cheeseburger ffs. They charge more and the sizes are far smaller as well! Nothing big about the Big Mac anymore. I'm pretty pissed off with them tonight due to the shitty portion of ice cream I got from them The photo probably doesn't do it (in)justice, but the tub is half empty 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted August 19, 2015 Share Posted August 19, 2015 (edited) I live near a school and was boxed in by clowns in SUVs and giant people carriers dropping off the little princes/princesses for five minutes this morning. Make them walk to school and stop lifting and laying them, it didn't do me any harm.It really is embarrassing how short a distance these parents will run a child.To make it worse today was a beautiful morning for a walk to school. They say that video games and this age of technology is killing kids ability to go out and play. I call bullshit on that. Parents don't want kids to go outside because if they do they will either be kidnapped, sold to traffickers or die. Edited August 19, 2015 by Gaz FFC 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted August 19, 2015 Share Posted August 19, 2015 I'm assuming the 1919 in your username is the year you bought those shorts? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted August 19, 2015 Share Posted August 19, 2015 I'm assuming the 1919 in your username is the year you bought those shorts? They're ma lazing about shorts 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 19, 2015 Share Posted August 19, 2015 I'm assuming the 1919 in your username is the year you bought those shorts? I'm surprised that he can hold the cup. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted August 19, 2015 Share Posted August 19, 2015 I'm surprised that he can hold the cup. No, Zen. He's genuinely disgusted at McDonalds and it wasn't an attempt to show his thumb injury off again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted August 19, 2015 Share Posted August 19, 2015 The gross thumb pics have dried up I'm afraid. It's healing remarkably quickly 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted August 19, 2015 Share Posted August 19, 2015 The gross thumb pics have dried up I'm afraid. It's healing remarkably quickly back to the mundane life, eh? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted August 19, 2015 Share Posted August 19, 2015 back to the mundane life, eh? Afraid so. You're not in my good books either. You told me it tended to take 2 to 3 weeks to heal. I feel cheated 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 19, 2015 Share Posted August 19, 2015 So what's the strange lump on the back of your hand then? Don't tell me he's been circumcised as well? some fucking gardener. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted August 19, 2015 Share Posted August 19, 2015 So what's the strange lump on the back of your hand then? My knuckle believe it or not 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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