mattydfc Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 When I worked in McDonalds I used to do that to people's McFlurrys if I thought it'd annoy them. It didn't have a great hit rate surprisingly 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerrdavidson95 Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 It really is embarrassing how short a distance these parents will run a child. To make it worse today was a beautiful morning for a walk to school. They say that video games and this age of technology is killing kids ability to go out and play. I call bullshit on that. Parents don't want kids to go outside because if they do they will either be kidnapped, sold to traffickers or die. I get annoyed at my sister for the way she mollycoddles her two boys. At the age of 6 and 7 I was playing football in the local public park until it got dark, instead her two are actively encouraged to sit on their iPad (they have an iPad each) or XBox. And they're not allowed to go to the football because "it's not a nice environment". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Bairn Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 When you phone a shop or a call centre or whatever and the person on the other end of the phone says something like "[insert company name], can I help you?" Just saying the name of the company you work for makes no sense at all 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 And they're not allowed to go to the football because "it's not a nice environment". My biggest brother come over for a visit (he stays in Sweden) he brought his oldest who is 11 and we took him to a derby. He has a season ticket for Gotenberg but had to leave the derby early as he sat and cried at the atmosphere. Fucking jessie. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 When you phone a shop or a call centre or whatever and the person on the other end of the phone says something like "[insert company name], can I help you?"Just saying the name of the company you work for makes no sense at all Not sure if serious. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P45 Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 Are you 100% sure he wasn't just crying at the sight of the local Dundee folk? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TurbineTon Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 I get annoyed at my sister for the way she mollycoddles her two boys. At the age of 6 and 7 I was playing football in the local public park until it got dark, instead her two are actively encouraged to sit on their iPad (they have an iPad each) or XBox. And they're not allowed to go to the football because "it's not a nice environment". Eugh, my Uncles wife does the same. "I don't want them picking up sweary words...." Get in the sea, love. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 Are you 100% sure he wasn't just crying at the sight of the local Dundee folk? We were in the MainStand to make matters worse. He was sat in the quietest area surrounded by boiled sweet suckers. He may have been inappropriately touched though, the BBC were a few rows behind and Baldy Snake was in attendance too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 The whole health and safety thing these days is disgusting. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 When you phone a shop or a call centre or whatever and the person on the other end of the phone says something like "[insert company name], can I help you?" Just saying the name of the company you work for makes no sense at all 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 The whole health and safety thing these days is disgusting. Sounds like it is at your work. Pair of scissors to cut cable ties? No wonder you ended up at the hospital. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 Bad things happen to good people 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 What kind of moron uses scissors for the wrong purpose?? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 They're clearly a dangerous implement and should be issued under license. Either that or have special self-harming centres, where folk can go and chop bits off themselves without fear of hurting others. If it makes you boys feel any better, I'm surprised to say that I've known a couple of folk who've injured themselves with scissors at work. One almost cut off his thumb trying to remove asset tags from computer cases. He'd been given a wallpaper scraper, but "it wasn't working fast enough" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 Wiping my bum was difficult for the following 4 days. Hard times. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 Wiping my bum was difficult for the following 4 days. Hard times. Should've asked the work to pay for a home help. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 Wiping my bum was difficult for the following 4 days. Hard times. Really should have let go of the scissors earlier............. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 The news has been cancelled in favour of Cilla fucking Black's funeral. Incidentally, a friend of a friend is an air hostess and she said Cilla was a grade A c**t, who refused to speak to anyone. She made others order drinks etc. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roland B Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 The news has been cancelled in favour of Cilla fucking Black's funeral. Incidentally, a friend of a friend is an air hostess and she said Cilla was a grade A c**t, who refused to speak to anyone. She made others order drinks etc. Was.....we are all rid of her fat ginger buck-toothed existence now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross_Dfc Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 Wiping my bum was difficult for the following 4 days. Hard times. I broke both my wrists at the same time, 3 weeks of hard times. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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