Bert Raccoon Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 Missing the chance to meet Gregg Wallace at an event in November due to other commitments. Gutted doesn't even begin to cover it. He's talking about you on Facebook as well mate. You're best off anyway. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zetterlund Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 Working on the Isle of Tiree all week, there's no TV reception and the 'broadband' connection has just about enough bandwidth to transmit a morse code message. This is going to be a slow week. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 Working on the Isle of Tiree all week, there's no TV reception and the 'broadband' connection has just about enough bandwidth to transmit a morse code message. This is going to be a slow week. Wh t d d you s y? Br ki g up... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE KING Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 Working on the Isle of Tiree all week, there's no TV reception and the 'broadband' connection has just about enough bandwidth to transmit a morse code message. This is going to be a slow week. ^^^ choking for a ham shank. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 Ive been promoted at work. Which would seem like a RTBC, but it just means that i'll vegetate here for another 10 fucking years. Probably. On account of the work you put in on here? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 IT and Networking skills. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 IT and Networking skills. Gees a Joab. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 IT and Networking skills. So you know how to use Microsoft Word and you can send an email? And they promoted you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bob the tank Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 It was the beige slacks that sealed the deal.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 I'm now thinking Mozza is more like.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 Nice Aberdeen stapler, Mozza. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 There must be some nice ladies working there judging by the drool stain on his tie. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 There must be some nice ladies working there judging by the drool stain on his tie. That's Moray Cup. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 I'm now thinking Mozza is more like.. "What big eyes you have, mr Moz" "f**k off I'm having a shit" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMartyn86 Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 I've only managed three hours sleep after my nightshift. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 2 more extractions this morning just about getting the felling bk in my face and I have stopped dribbling. Although some may say nope not 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 I've only managed three hours sleep after my nightshift. You shouldn't have slept so long at your work then. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 Got two whistlers i the office, insist on regularly whistling along to whatever crap is on the radio, Neither can whistle in tune 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 That is quite uncanny, although he has more hair than me. I do have a red stapler as well. Scummy b*****d, I bet you wear your ID outside the office. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BallochSonsFan Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 ^^^ choking for a ham shank. Surely that's why they still publish Razzle? Although finding a copy of Razzle on Tiree may be a tad difficult. For me it's folk who don't shut the lid of the communal bin in the office. Folk dumping banana peel etc in there then leave the swing bin lid open. Manky buggers. Shut the feckin bin lid 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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