Deeboy Posted December 1, 2015 Share Posted December 1, 2015 Chivarly is dead. I'd tell her to close her eyes before I come on her face. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pars fan Posted December 1, 2015 Share Posted December 1, 2015 All perfectly reasonable. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tree house tam Posted December 1, 2015 Share Posted December 1, 2015 I'd tell her to close her eyes before I come on her face. Surely she'd be knocked out fae the donkey punches to the back of the head ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted December 1, 2015 Share Posted December 1, 2015 Surely she'd be knocked out fae the donkey punches to the back of the head ? It's terrifying that women might go back to your tree house of terror. It really is. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted December 2, 2015 Share Posted December 2, 2015 The BBC calling IS 'so called IS'. Yeah, take that terrorists! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted December 2, 2015 Share Posted December 2, 2015 The BBC calling IS 'so called IS'. Yeah, take that terrorists! Alex Salmond was getting Gary Robertson telt on Radio Scotland earlier about calling them IS/ISIS/ISIL as they should be referred to as Daesh as this is the derogatory Middle Eastern terminology that undermines their legitamacy. Gary Robertson's response was "Yes, but that's not going to help the Syrians on the ground though, is it?" I wish we lived in a world where it would've been acceptable for Salmond to have responded with: "I didn't say it would, you fucking bawbag". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted December 2, 2015 Share Posted December 2, 2015 This place really is full of complete c***s isnae it? Want a pillow fight? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted December 2, 2015 Share Posted December 2, 2015 Some dongle at my work got a haggis roll with mayo on it at the canteen. Kill it with fire. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted December 2, 2015 Share Posted December 2, 2015 Want a pillow fight? Amazing. Well played Slippery. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antlion Posted December 2, 2015 Share Posted December 2, 2015 Alex Salmond was getting Gary Robertson telt on Radio Scotland earlier about calling them IS/ISIS/ISIL as they should be referred to as Daesh as this is the derogatory Middle Eastern terminology that undermines their legitamacy. Gary Robertson's response was "Yes, but that's not going to help the Syrians on the ground though, is it?" I wish we lived in a world where it would've been acceptable for Salmond to have responded with: "I didn't say it would, you fucking bawbag". It might help the Sryians that float several inches above the ground though. Seriously, any p***k using the phase "on the ground" politically should be put through a mincer and used to feed refugees. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted December 3, 2015 Share Posted December 3, 2015 Just saw a lassie on Twitter with 'Rangers and Morton supporter' in her bio and it's made me want to gouge my eyes out. What an absolute c**t of a human. Aye, but was she a Wid? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMC13 Posted December 3, 2015 Share Posted December 3, 2015 Kind of related but when You meet a Celtic or a Rangers fan and they ask you what team you support and I would say Livingston, they ask me a question like so which one do you prefer or which would you support Celtic or Rangers, I'm just like none I hate both the cretinous C*nts. I also know a guy that asked a person when they came up from England if they kicked with their right foot or left foot to determine if their Catholic or Protestant. Just annoys me so much. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted December 3, 2015 Share Posted December 3, 2015 People who loudly blow their noses into a hanky in a ridiculously thorough manner in a public place. Or in this specific case, a supposedly silent, archive study room. They could have the Spanish flu for all I care - deal with the situation with the minimum of fuss in a public space and/or go to the toilet or somewhere private to sort it out properly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mortar Bored Posted December 3, 2015 Share Posted December 3, 2015 , archive study room. Definition of sad virgin loser summed up in 3 words! -2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Njord Posted December 3, 2015 Share Posted December 3, 2015 I also know a guy that asked a person when they came up from England if they kicked with their right foot or left foot to determine if their Catholic or Protestant. Just annoys me so much. Wrong way round... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMartyn86 Posted December 3, 2015 Share Posted December 3, 2015 This Yank burd giving the press conference at The Whitehouse saying soccer instead of football when talking about FIFA. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted December 3, 2015 Share Posted December 3, 2015 archive study room. . 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMC13 Posted December 3, 2015 Share Posted December 3, 2015 Wrong way round...I know just easier to say that than Protestant or Catholic. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted December 3, 2015 Share Posted December 3, 2015 Hillary Benn's stupid, oversized Harry Potter specs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted December 3, 2015 Share Posted December 3, 2015 Aye, but was she a Wid? "Rangers and Morton supporter". For the first time ever on P&B, no pix please, just GTFO. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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