KnightswoodBear Posted April 6, 2016 Share Posted April 6, 2016 It would be wise to post a picture of her at the same time. It's ok, i've already got her number and can post pics in the NSFW section. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted April 6, 2016 Share Posted April 6, 2016 Has she really got bigtits or is she just fat? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted April 6, 2016 Share Posted April 6, 2016 It's ok, i've already got her number and can post pics in the NSFW section.Reader's Wives section? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted April 6, 2016 Share Posted April 6, 2016 As fat as Deeboy? Sakes she's let herself go. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted April 6, 2016 Share Posted April 6, 2016 People who essentially say "I know that I owe you money, but this other guy owes me money too, so you should be chasing after him". No. That's not how it works. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted April 6, 2016 Share Posted April 6, 2016 Peter Simpson, the Virgin East coast line conductor who tells you all his name and has a computer voice which you're forced to endure over the public address system. This. Is. The. Nine. Fifty two. Aberdeen to... London. King's... Cross. Please. Ensure. That. All, passengers hold... A valid... Ticket, and... Oh just f*** off. Please. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted April 6, 2016 Share Posted April 6, 2016 Grown adults writing 'Hehe'. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted April 6, 2016 Share Posted April 6, 2016 I prefer realists to fantasists. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted April 6, 2016 Share Posted April 6, 2016 I prefer your birds fat tits to you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted April 6, 2016 Share Posted April 6, 2016 People who don't now the way. I was a good guy today. Wife has a uncle on his last few breaths with us (shut up). They have been visiting him for the last few months, usually at the weekend, when I work. Today I had a holiday and said I take my car. Was told it was over 60km. Not a problem. Fill the motor up and away we go. Yes 60km finally we arrived. I'm sitting there thing were not that far from my house if you know where you're going. Took my own route home only 25km. Ffs. These people have been going there on social occasions for the last 30 years. When I started taking a different road, they were all umming and huffing.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted April 6, 2016 Share Posted April 6, 2016 Are you allowed to be left alone with him? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 6, 2016 Share Posted April 6, 2016 SlipperyP is ramping things up. People who don't now the way. I was a good guy today. Wife has a uncle on his last few breaths with us (shut up). They have been visiting him for the last few months, usually at the weekend, when I work. Today I had a holiday and said I take my car. Was told it was over 60km. Not a problem. Fill the motor up and away we go. Yes 60km finally we arrived. I'm sitting there thing were not that far from my house if you know where you're going.Took my own route home only 25km. Ffs. These people have been going there on social occasions for the last 30 years. When I started taking a different road, they were all umming and huffing.... Are you allowed to be left alone with him? Bought a new mattress today. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted April 6, 2016 Share Posted April 6, 2016 Are you allowed to be left alone with him?Just seen him for a few mins. Left. He didn't look too good. Went out the back and kicked a ball about with my son.He was open mouth and breathing very heavy. Zen, immediate family time. I stood back. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted April 6, 2016 Share Posted April 6, 2016 On football phrases: "he 'just about' kept that in/got that over the line/got a hand to it". No, he didn't "just about" do it, he did fecking do it! I've always thought the term 'just about' meant 'almost, but not quite'. You always hear it from commentators just like the examples you mention, so maybe not. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted April 6, 2016 Share Posted April 6, 2016 (edited) People who don't now the way. I was a good guy today. Wife has a uncle on his last few breaths with us (shut up). They have been visiting him for the last few months, usually at the weekend, when I work. Today I had a holiday and said I take my car. Was told it was over 60km. Not a problem. Fill the motor up and away we go. Yes 60km finally we arrived. I'm sitting there thing were not that far from my house if you know where you're going. Took my own route home only 25km. Ffs. These people have been going there on social occasions for the last 30 years. When I started taking a different road, they were all umming and huffing.... Edited April 6, 2016 by smpar 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P45 Posted April 6, 2016 Share Posted April 6, 2016 People at work that big deal the shit out of the smallest details. It's usually the p***k that does next to no work. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted April 6, 2016 Share Posted April 6, 2016 People at work that big deal the shit out of the smallest details. It's usually the p***k that does next to no work. There seems to be a direct correlation between someone who's consistently droning on about how busy they are and how much they actually do - normally the square root of f**k all. Normally the same airheads who spend untold hours bleating inane pish about their pointless weans, some drivel on TV or what bleak dinner they had the previous night. In separate PTTGOYN news, having to demonstrate a new supposedly easier process at work to a roomful of wifies with the collective intellect of a Tunnock's teacake who you just know will carry on doing it the way they always have. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Naitch Posted April 6, 2016 Share Posted April 6, 2016 Its Mama Mia, think around Christmas time. I'll post Mrs Throbbers number on here so anyone who's interested can get in touch. I'm away to that as well. You better not give that ticket to GD as knowing my luck he'd end up next to me. *shudder* Don't mind you giving it to BigFatTabbyDave, though. Heard he's quite handsy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted April 6, 2016 Share Posted April 6, 2016 Train fares. Fucking extortionate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted April 6, 2016 Share Posted April 6, 2016 Train fares. Fucking extortionate. My wife's monthly train pass is £190 from Falkirk to Edinburgh. I could spend that cash on a hooker once a month instead. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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