Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 6, 2016 Share Posted April 6, 2016 My wife's monthly train pass is £190 from Falkirk to Edinburgh. I could spend that cash on a hooker once a month instead. How do you know you aren't? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted April 6, 2016 Share Posted April 6, 2016 Glenn Hoddle 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted April 6, 2016 Share Posted April 6, 2016 Glenn Hoddle calling PSG "Paris" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted April 6, 2016 Share Posted April 6, 2016 Glenn Hoddle saying "Paris" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tight minge Posted April 6, 2016 Share Posted April 6, 2016 Power cuts. Remember them...2 or 3 or more times a week here. The positive is i don't have to watch some shite on TV. I could never get used to the terminology 'brown out'. Wait until the hurricane season starts. The longest I went was a week without electricity, 2 weeks without water and a month without Internet. :-) Are they still manipulating the wee fat 8 year old on Eat Buliga? Some of the worst TV I have ever seen. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aberdeen-Warrior Posted April 7, 2016 Share Posted April 7, 2016 Folk bailing on plans last minute or not replying to texts. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted April 7, 2016 Share Posted April 7, 2016 Caffeine withdrawal. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerrdavidson95 Posted April 7, 2016 Share Posted April 7, 2016 Salt and vinegar Pringles. They are almost tasteless 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted April 7, 2016 Share Posted April 7, 2016 Its annoying when wearing grey jobby catchers and i get a bit of spillage when peeing and it shows up for all to see. ^^^McKee 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted April 7, 2016 Share Posted April 7, 2016 Glenn "fucking" Hoddle 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuddieInDundee Posted April 7, 2016 Share Posted April 7, 2016 I've heard dozens of girls telling me they've got this new phenomenon 'resting bitch face' and it is doing my head in. Is this the current excuse for being a compete cow? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 7, 2016 Share Posted April 7, 2016 I've heard dozens of girls telling me they've got this new phenomenon 'resting bitch face' and it is doing my head in. Is this the current excuse for being a compete cow? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted April 7, 2016 Share Posted April 7, 2016 This P&B app bug which shows the same image (such as the above) twice is rather annoying now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted April 8, 2016 Share Posted April 8, 2016 More a petty things that make you depressed rather than annoyed: heading to work and your passing folk who are heading home from a night out, knowing they're going to sleep soon. I hope they all have crippling hangovers by the time I'm finished work 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted April 8, 2016 Share Posted April 8, 2016 Folk at work leaving less milk in the bottom of the carton than what an average human could produce with one spit, and putting it back in the fridge. Fucking use the rest of it or empty the 5 drips you've left in the carton down the sink you absolute deviant. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted April 8, 2016 Share Posted April 8, 2016 More a petty things that make you depressed rather than annoyed: heading to work and your passing folk who are heading home from a night out, knowing they're going to sleep soon. I hope they all have crippling hangovers by the time I'm finished work Walking to work only for your missus to text you later on and ask why you haven't taken the car 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted April 8, 2016 Share Posted April 8, 2016 Was dropping the kids off at the pool and the cleaner chapped the door and shouted to see if anyone was in. Totally ruined the ambiance and I had to nip it and abandon play. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted April 8, 2016 Share Posted April 8, 2016 That's has never happened to me but I am a very uneasy pooer at best of times. If a fucking cubicle door is closed and locked there is probably someone inside taking a shit, what a moron. She didn't actually start battering on the cubicle door, but did chap the door to the toilets and come in. It was enough to totally throw me off my stride. I couldn't finish the job knowing she was standing outside waiting on me to finish up. I'll finish off later. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted April 8, 2016 Share Posted April 8, 2016 Was dropping the kids off at the pool and the cleaner chapped the door and shouted to see if anyone was in. Totally ruined the ambiance and I had to nip it and abandon play. I know what time the cleaner does the bogs in my work and plan the bowel evacuations around it. Being in the weeg, did the cleaner use the normal vernacular I was oh so familiar with at a previous workplace of, CHAP CHAP "EMMBDAY IN"? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted April 8, 2016 Share Posted April 8, 2016 She didn't actually start battering on the cubicle door, but did chap the door to the toilets and come in. It was enough to totally throw me off my stride. I couldn't finish the job knowing she was standing outside waiting on me to finish up. I'll finish off later. Shit in the sink. That'll teach her. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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