welshbairn Posted April 21, 2016 Share Posted April 21, 2016 We were in Toys R Us recently and there was a guy in there that I found so creepy I had to point him out to the staff to keep an eye on. He was wandering around, walking slowly but didn't appear to be looking at any of the shelves but at the families walking past him instead. We were in there for around 20 minutes and this guy kept up the odd behaviour the entire time. He was in there when we got there so it's anyone's guess how long he'd been wandering about like that. As we were paying he was just staring out the window. If he was waiting for someone, surely he'd have waited at the entrance instead of wandering around? Anyway, I told the guy at the till and he said he keep an eye on the weird guy. It was nice to put a face to the name though, Throbs. Did you ever stop to think that his children might have died in a house fire just before Christmas and he was processing his grief in the only way he knew, you heartless witch. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted April 21, 2016 Share Posted April 21, 2016 Did you ever stop to think that his children might have died in a house fire just before Christmas and he was processing his grief in the only way he knew, you heartless witch. No. He was greasy haired and wearing leather jacket. Ugh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted April 21, 2016 Share Posted April 21, 2016 (edited) No. He was greasy haired and wearing leather jacket. Ugh. Fair do's.. drinking milk at room temperature does that to hair. Edited April 21, 2016 by welshbairn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted April 21, 2016 Share Posted April 21, 2016 Wasps. The fuckers are everywhere. Presidential election thread in the politics forum for this. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted April 21, 2016 Share Posted April 21, 2016 Don't tell me what to do.It's either do what i say or do as your wife says...Take two eggs, one chilled one not. Shove them both up your anal passage for being such a BEAST. Trying to get the man to eat. His recent facebook pic concerns.. hes wasting away 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted April 21, 2016 Share Posted April 21, 2016 It's either do what i say or do as your wife says... Trying to get the man to eat. His recent facebook pic concerns.. hes wasting away Wasting away to a mountain maybe. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Bairn Posted April 21, 2016 Share Posted April 21, 2016 Sounds like you might have grassed up the plain clothes store detective. This. I work in sports direct and we have a heavily tattooed bloke that does this job. He often walks around eating products from Greggs and having phone conversations with his bird 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted April 21, 2016 Share Posted April 21, 2016 Wasting away to a mountain maybe. Haha. Thats my excuse and i am sticking to it.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted April 21, 2016 Share Posted April 21, 2016 This. I work in sports direct and we have a heavily tattooed bloke that does this job. He often walks around eating products from Greggs and having phone conversations with his bird Blending in seamlessly with Sports Directs clientele. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted April 21, 2016 Share Posted April 21, 2016 Being a store detective is a horrible job. Mrs M's Toys R Us dude was probably hoping one of the families would randomly kill him. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjw Posted April 21, 2016 Share Posted April 21, 2016 This. I work in sports direct and we have a heavily tattooed bloke that does this job. He often walks around eating products from Greggs and having phone conversations with his bird That's Mike Ashley.He's your gaffer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted April 21, 2016 Share Posted April 21, 2016 Upon the BBC tweeting that Prince has kicked the bucket, a woman, whose Twitter handle is actually Full_Time_Mummy, replied with "hope he's ok X." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted April 21, 2016 Share Posted April 21, 2016 No. He was greasy haired and wearing leather jacket. Ugh. Bit shite of you outing Magee tbh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted April 21, 2016 Share Posted April 21, 2016 Throbber was the Toyshop Tink. No question about it. Stop being so fucking creepy, Throbber. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P45 Posted April 21, 2016 Share Posted April 21, 2016 Upon the BBC tweeting that Prince has kicked the bucket, a woman, whose Twitter handle is actually Full_Time_Mummy, replied with "hope he's ok X." Ofc he's with God now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted April 21, 2016 Share Posted April 21, 2016 Ofc he's with God now.Gods dead too? Ffs 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted April 21, 2016 Share Posted April 21, 2016 You people are all freaks. - Eggs don't go in the fridge - Biscuits don't go in the fridge - Chocolate doesn't go in the fridge - Blue milk is the only thing recognisable as milk - Soy milk is not even worthy of an insult - Chocolate shreddies, any kind of chocolate cereal, is for children -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted April 21, 2016 Share Posted April 21, 2016 Went for a nice drive in the sun today and unfortunately went through Kinglassie. I don't know how many kids must've been mowed down by cars but ffs the entire village is 20mph. I was traveling along in a convoy at the back leaving the village, I was watching the road and car in front and reckoned I was doing 20ish. Suddenly from behind a bus stop or fence some pecker jumps out like Rambo with a bazooka legs akimbo pointing what looked like a speed gun at us. Absolutely ridiculous if I get a ticket for that, is it legal to do this? Hide then try and do people leaving a speed zone? Driving in general is getting more difficult due to far too many bumps, chicanes and signage. Would it not be more effective to build fences near schools? Is it possible to take a reading and picture with just one copper? TBH he had a yellow jacket on but more like a community project maybe? Don't stand outside the school, nope that would be sensible you must protect the non existent pedestrians leaving Kinglassie to walk on the non existent pavements. Absolute bollocks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted April 21, 2016 Share Posted April 21, 2016 You people are all freaks. - Eggs don't go in the fridge - Biscuits don't go in the fridge - Chocolate doesn't go in the fridge - Blue milk is the only thing recognisable as milk - Soy milk is not even worthy of an insult - Chocolate shreddies, any kind of chocolate cereal, is for children BeastCorrect Beast Correct Correct Correct Congratulations you are only 33% Beast. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bishop Briggs Posted April 21, 2016 Share Posted April 21, 2016 Upon the BBC tweeting that Prince has kicked the bucket, a woman, whose Twitter handle is actually Full_Time_Mummy, replied with "hope he's ok X." Mumsnet music blogger? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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