Fudge Posted September 2, 2007 Share Posted September 2, 2007 1) I was just out for a walk/jog and was approaching a really dark, secluded area where a boy was knocked down and killed last year. I generally felt a bit uneasy and was walking as fast as I could to sort of get back into the and area with houses. I was listening to my ipod which I've not listened to in ages, so I had no idea what song was coming next. Right as I was by the spot where there were old flowers lying as a sort of shrine, Tubular Bells came on. I have was totally spooked out and ran as fast as I could. 2) I saw a dead cat on the road 3) I've broken another bed. I'm not even going to try and make myself look cool and be abiguous, perhaps trying to imply it was sex related. I'm just a big clumsy lump and put my knee through 3 spars. I also broke my bed in Glasgow by jumping on it, and Jammy broke my previous bed, as he 'choke slammed' someone through it's built in cupboard. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted September 2, 2007 Share Posted September 2, 2007 Pffft 31 i went home with a 28 year old, she left my house at 2 this afternoon Do they not charge more for the full night? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted September 2, 2007 Share Posted September 2, 2007 Bingo.If I'm being honest, the guy probably didn't believe my name cause it sounds made up. I have two pals called Graham Dick. One night the both of them were caught drinking on the street and when the police asked their names, the natural assumption was that they were taking the piss. Apparently the policeman said they were a right couple o' dicks and let them on their way. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simons Posted September 3, 2007 Share Posted September 3, 2007 Adverts on TV for Furniture Stores 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clyde til we die Posted September 3, 2007 Share Posted September 3, 2007 Do they not charge more for the full night? They proberly do mate, but this one was free 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McMuffin Posted September 3, 2007 Share Posted September 3, 2007 Root canal. My face hurts. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted September 3, 2007 Share Posted September 3, 2007 Just had a call to say that the landscapers are running a week behind and won't be starting until next monday 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest stennyhibee Posted September 3, 2007 Share Posted September 3, 2007 Incompetant Call Centre Workers: I lost my Motorola phone last weekend and had it blacklisted so nobody could use it. I then ordered a new Sony K810i phone on upgrade. My motorola has since been returned and I called last night to remove it from the blacklist so my mum can use it. Instead of removing it from the blacklist it appears the stupid c**t I was speaking to has blacklisted my new Sony K810i... I'm a little bit angry. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted September 3, 2007 Share Posted September 3, 2007 Monday's! I though we'd be getting quieter what with schools back and all but my work's been jumping today. I've been in and out more times than a porn star this morning! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cowanthebluenose Posted September 3, 2007 Share Posted September 3, 2007 I got my name taken by the polis. Will I get a letter sent to my parents? Yes. Yes you will. Sometimes , if you parents give permission , they make you spend a night in the cells just so you don't offend again. If still at school expect a meeting with yer heedie and you and your parents. you are fucked mate 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest stennyhibee Posted September 3, 2007 Share Posted September 3, 2007 Yes. Yes you will.Sometimes , if you parents give permission , they make you spend a night in the cells just so you don't offend again. If still at school expect a meeting with yer heedie and you and your parents. you are fucked mate 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flogelsleftpeg Posted September 3, 2007 Share Posted September 3, 2007 Yes. Yes you will.Sometimes , if you parents give permission , they make you spend a night in the cells just so you don't offend again. If still at school expect a meeting with yer heedie and you and your parents. you are fucked mate 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayrgirl Posted September 3, 2007 Share Posted September 3, 2007 Small children and their homework 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted September 3, 2007 Share Posted September 3, 2007 Small children and their homework Have I mentioned I have to work late tonight pet? Until about 7-ish? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whistle Blower Posted September 3, 2007 Share Posted September 3, 2007 Have I mentioned I have to work late tonight pet? Until about 7-ish? I thought you were working late tomorrow, a meeting with suppliers up near Dundee. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayrgirl Posted September 3, 2007 Share Posted September 3, 2007 Have I mentioned I have to work late tonight pet? Until about 7-ish? As long as you are home by 730pm so that I can go to work I thought you were working late tomorrow, a meeting with suppliers up near Dundee. Small detail like a 6 year old who has school the next day and I am working. He can't go 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted September 3, 2007 Share Posted September 3, 2007 I have to loose enough weight to drop 6 BMI points before I can be refered for surgery. Despite said surgery probably taking about 8 BMI points worth of weight off me! Been out cycling today so it's a start. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loki Posted September 3, 2007 Share Posted September 3, 2007 I have to loose enough weight to drop 6 BMI points before I can be refered for surgery. Despite said surgery probably taking about 8 BMI points worth of weight off me!Been out cycling today so it's a start. What surgery is getting done? A breast reduction? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted September 3, 2007 Share Posted September 3, 2007 What surgery is getting done? A breast reduction? Yup 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
well fan for life Posted September 3, 2007 Author Share Posted September 3, 2007 A fucking bomb scare in my school ! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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