Mr Pikey Posted May 22, 2016 Share Posted May 22, 2016 (edited) the USA TV dross my wife watches gets right on ma moobs. That southern USA drawl is fookin horrendous to the ears. Edited May 22, 2016 by Mr Pikey 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted May 22, 2016 Share Posted May 22, 2016 My daughter has just said to me that "your face is made of shite" and stormed off up the stairs. I'm a bit seething tbh. Bairns eh? I thought I had it bad, wi my two saying "jobby cheeks" instead of "chubby cheeks". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 22, 2016 Share Posted May 22, 2016 Mine invented the word "shitbuggers" when he was three. I don't think I could have been more proud if he'd cured cancer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted May 22, 2016 Share Posted May 22, 2016 I'm liking the sound of her more and more TBH. The pair of you are doing a cracking job. Well, well, well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 22, 2016 Share Posted May 22, 2016 She's 6. That's Mr Rational off the hook. I hope that is her age and you're not rating her? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted May 22, 2016 Share Posted May 22, 2016 I'm staying well out of this one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted May 22, 2016 Share Posted May 22, 2016 Mine invented the word "shitbuggers" when he was three. I don't think I could have been more proud if he'd cured cancer. You're not fooling anyone with this. Beast. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted May 22, 2016 Share Posted May 22, 2016 My daughter has just said to me that "your face is made of shite" and stormed off up the stairs. I'm a bit seething tbh. Shout fatty tights through her door. Cheeky mare. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted May 22, 2016 Share Posted May 22, 2016 My daughter has just said to me that "your face is made of shite" and stormed off up the stairs. I'm a bit seething tbh. YOU'RE seething? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamaldo Posted May 22, 2016 Share Posted May 22, 2016 How simply losing a game, regardless of circumstances, is now referred to by some people as "Hibsing it". The rule: Bayern Munich losing the 1999 Champions League final - Hibsing it. American Samoa getting skelped 31-0 by Australia - Not Hibsing it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted May 22, 2016 Share Posted May 22, 2016 you will have a wee nick on one of the pulleys as my did that but it was 2 in 6 weeks not months. Look for rubber in the area surrounding the pulleys Cheers, but it was in 2 different cars. Just bought one 2 weeks ago and was going to get the timing belt changed this week as a precaution. Just waiting to hear if there's any bent valves. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted May 22, 2016 Share Posted May 22, 2016 Cheers, but it was in 2 different cars. Just bought one 2 weeks ago and was going to get the timing belt changed this week as a precaution. Just waiting to hear if there's any bent valves. Apart from a potential heap of shit what's your first Aussie car? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted May 23, 2016 Share Posted May 23, 2016 Apart from a potential heap of shit what's your first Aussie car? It is (was) a 2006 Mitsubishi Lancer 2.4. I've spent thousands getting cars fixed over the last year. Think I'll need to start buying brand new. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted May 23, 2016 Share Posted May 23, 2016 It is (was) a 2006 Mitsubishi Lancer 2.4. I've spent thousands getting cars fixed over the last year. Think I'll need to start buying brand new. Any chance you can claim under warranty as think minimum 3 months allowed for car that age in WA? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted May 23, 2016 Share Posted May 23, 2016 (edited) Any chance you can claim under warranty as think minimum 3 months allowed for car that age in WA?According to the garage I bought it from it didn't fall under the right criteria for a warranty although I could've bought one on top Eta: I'm just reading up on it and you could be right. Licensed dealers have to provide a statutory warranty for vehicles between 10-12 years if they've done between 150k-180k and mine has done 169k. I'll bet I bought the car at 9 years and 364days old. I'll phone them tomorrow. Stay tuned. Edited May 23, 2016 by Dee Man 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted May 23, 2016 Share Posted May 23, 2016 Didnt go well. Im expecting another "face of shite" comment this evening. I understand your plight MoX2 M9, when those not of a P&B persuasion don't get it. I offered my good lady the proverbial P&B kick in the pie once when she misunderstood me, she threatened to stab me. Total over the top heads gone IMHO. Sometimes we forget there is a world out there that is alien to the P&B rules of life. I reckon my missus is a stander. Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted May 23, 2016 Share Posted May 23, 2016 Realising that tyre pressure warning systems have limited impact when you get a puncture. Tyre completely gubbed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted May 23, 2016 Share Posted May 23, 2016 People that take a drink while they are chewing of food. Finish the food then take a drink. Mixing a can of Coke and a roll and sausage gives me the gag. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted May 23, 2016 Share Posted May 23, 2016 Dodgy keybaords kasdfasdfkasdfawef yn7ilawef bjh,awefwef awefsdzsqwer23q23q23q23q23awefasdasdasdasdasdasdasdasdqwtfbu766667890sdfawefkq23r7890awefsdmnasdjklascbjhascguykASCFGUY1234234BHK,J;FDDDWwwwww6666666666666666gyne3e3scaguynkasguyasdguynkaghka689068906890689068906890bj,rfgjkl 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mon The Port Posted May 23, 2016 Share Posted May 23, 2016 c***s saying: "Let that sink in" "I need a coffee to function in the morning" "FACT" Please f**k off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.