anotherchance Posted August 22, 2016 Share Posted August 22, 2016 The noise when folk scrape the last remnants of ice cream (or whatever) from the bowl with the spoon.Hellish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted August 22, 2016 Share Posted August 22, 2016 (edited) 1 hour ago, invergowrie arab said: Got a letter today from Perth & Kinross council requesting we wash our recycling. They can get to f**k. I object to washing the dishes never wind washing the rubbish You should vote this guy for sanitation commissioner. Edited August 22, 2016 by Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted August 22, 2016 Share Posted August 22, 2016 4 minutes ago, Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo said: You should vote this guy for sanitation commissioner. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted August 22, 2016 Share Posted August 22, 2016 2 minutes ago, Mark Connolly said: Do we want Old Man Patterson here with his finger on the button? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted August 22, 2016 Share Posted August 22, 2016 1 minute ago, Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo said: Do we want Old Man Patterson here with his finger on the button? What? What? What? What button? Where am I? Who took my false teeth? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted August 22, 2016 Share Posted August 22, 2016 3 minutes ago, Mark Connolly said: What? What? What? What button? Where am I? Who took my false teeth? ^^^Signs cheques with a stamp. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamaldo Posted August 22, 2016 Share Posted August 22, 2016 Got a letter today from Perth & Kinross council requesting we wash our recycling. They can get to f**k. I object to washing the dishes never wind washing the rubbish I pretty much only recycle empty water bottles.Loophole mate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreElgin Posted August 22, 2016 Share Posted August 22, 2016 Tell them to f**k off then stick all your rubbish in the main bin. The recycling rules confused many in Ross-shire for a start. I once witnessed a very disgruntled bin man haul a microwave out of the main recycling bin. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted August 22, 2016 Share Posted August 22, 2016 Colour blindness must be a bummer at times. It's probably one of these conditions that no one really thinks about unless you, or someone you know, is affected by it. Mind when I was diagnosed as being colour blind. Came completely out of the red I'll tell you! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted August 22, 2016 Share Posted August 22, 2016 6 minutes ago, Adam said: Mind when I was diagnosed as being colour blind. Came completely out of the red I'll tell you! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 23, 2016 Share Posted August 23, 2016 This is a recurring PTTGOYN for me. "Hilarious" videos, and Weegies, you are the main culprits, of folk singing. Be it in their van or on the bus. http://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/scotsol/homepage/news/7227323/Ye-canny-shove-yer-granny-off-a-bus-OAPs-start-hilarious-sing-a-long-on-packed-Glasgow-bus.html 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anotherchance Posted August 23, 2016 Share Posted August 23, 2016 This is a recurring PTTGOYN for me. "Hilarious" videos, and Weegies, you are the main culprits, of folk singing. Be it in their van or on the bus.http://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/scotsol/homepage/news/7227323/Ye-canny-shove-yer-granny-off-a-bus-OAPs-start-hilarious-sing-a-long-on-packed-Glasgow-bus.html Oh the Weegie patter.Football fans doing similar on a train get threatened with British Transport Police. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasy23 Posted August 23, 2016 Share Posted August 23, 2016 People who complain about getting older, especially those turning 30/40. Would they prefer the alternative? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted August 23, 2016 Share Posted August 23, 2016 2 minutes ago, peasy23 said: People who complain about getting older, especially those turning 30/40. Would they prefer the alternative? "OMG, I can't believe I turn 40 this year!!" Why not? You've been turning a year older on every birthday since the day you were born. If you can't grasp the concept of time by now then you never will. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 23, 2016 Share Posted August 23, 2016 I don't mind approaching 40. Since I was about 32, the missus has been saying to me "FFS you're nearly 40" whenever I act like a tit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasy23 Posted August 23, 2016 Share Posted August 23, 2016 "OMG, I can't believe I turn 40 this year!!" Why not? You've been turning a year older on every birthday since the day you were born. If you can't grasp the concept of time by now then you never will. I had a bit of a rant one day at one of the staff at Petershill Park who was moaning that she was soon going to be 40. I'd been at the funeral of my young cousin only a few weeks before, he had passed away at the age of 30 after suffering from a brain tumour. She caught me on a bad day tbf, but I really can't be doing with folk who get their knickers in a twist about adding one more year to their age. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ira Gaines Posted August 23, 2016 Share Posted August 23, 2016 Pretty sure I've seen this in here before, but people that put teabags in the sink. Get that right to f**k. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jessmagic Posted August 23, 2016 Share Posted August 23, 2016 3 hours ago, Shandon Par said: This is a recurring PTTGOYN for me. "Hilarious" videos, and Weegies, you are the main culprits, of folk singing. Be it in their van or on the bus. http://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/scotsol/homepage/news/7227323/Ye-canny-shove-yer-granny-off-a-bus-OAPs-start-hilarious-sing-a-long-on-packed-Glasgow-bus.html This is horrendous to be honest. Proper etiquette should be as follows - Get on bus. Pay fare in a timely manner. Avoid contact will fellow bus users. Get off bus at correct stop. Not everything needs to be "banterous". "Only in Glasgow". "Times were tough but we all stuck together to see them through." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 23, 2016 Share Posted August 23, 2016 6 minutes ago, jessmagic said: This is horrendous to be honest. Proper etiquette should be as follows - Get on bus. Pay fare in a timely manner. Avoid contact will fellow bus users. Get off bus at correct stop. Not everything needs to be "banterous". "Only in Glasgow". "Times were tough but we all stuck together to see them through." If this happened in Edinburgh the driver would rightly confiscate all of their travelcards and boot them off the bus there and then. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jessmagic Posted August 23, 2016 Share Posted August 23, 2016 7 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: If this happened in Edinburgh the driver would rightly confiscate all of their travelcards and boot them off the bus there and then. Agree - a zero tolerance approach should be enforced at all times. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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