milton75 Posted October 27, 2016 Share Posted October 27, 2016 You're supposed to put the milk in first when making a cup of coffee. Putting the water in first spoils the coffee grains. Apparently. What if you're not a 3 year old, and don't befoul your coffee with stuff intended for baby cows? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreElgin Posted October 27, 2016 Share Posted October 27, 2016 Hiya morrissey. Hiya pal 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 27, 2016 Share Posted October 27, 2016 59 minutes ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: That would be a b*****d to clean. It would be OK once you've picked out the sweetcorn. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 27, 2016 Share Posted October 27, 2016 These were all the rage when I was a nipper: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milton75 Posted October 27, 2016 Share Posted October 27, 2016 Hiya morrissey. Hiya pal Nah, I'm a meat eater. Just can't be doing with milk in coffee. Always seems like the sort of thing you'd do when a wean doesn't like something. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmothecat Posted October 27, 2016 Share Posted October 27, 2016 Milk is lovely but it doesn't belong in coffee. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted October 27, 2016 Share Posted October 27, 2016 Agree to take the missus to an appointment at ninewells today. It's at 10 to 12. She's only just left her work to meet me now moaning she might miss it. I can already feel my boot connecting with her pie. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreElgin Posted October 27, 2016 Share Posted October 27, 2016 Nah, I'm a meat eater. Just can't be doing with milk in coffee. Always seems like the sort of thing you'd do when a wean doesn't like something. Nah, I don't drink milk in coffee either. It's the sign of a person with questionable life choices. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milton75 Posted October 27, 2016 Share Posted October 27, 2016 At least you're taking her somewhere they can remove it after. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted October 27, 2016 Share Posted October 27, 2016 Nah, I'm a meat eater. Just can't be doing with milk in coffee. Always seems like the sort of thing you'd do when a wean doesn't like something. If we had available to us anything that resembled a decent coffee bean, I wouldn't have milk either. Or sugar for that matter. (Off track) When I was in Cuba we went to a small farm that produced coffee beans. I got to crush the beans (which took an absolute age) and then the guy dispensed them and everyone got a taste. As I take 2 sugar and milk in my coffee I wasn't keen on a black coffee. It turned out to be the nicest cup of coffee I've ever had and needless to say there is nothing over here that's compared to it. It makes me wonder what the hell goes so wrong from the source to our shelves. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreElgin Posted October 27, 2016 Share Posted October 27, 2016 If we had available to us anything that resembled a decent coffee bean, I wouldn't have milk either. Or sugar for that matter. (Off track) When I was in Cuba we went to a small farm that produced coffee beans. I got to crush the beans (which took an absolute age) and then the guy dispensed them and everyone got a taste. As I take 2 sugar and milk in my coffee I wasn't keen on a black coffee. It turned out to be the nicest cup of coffee I've ever had and needless to say there is nothing over here that's compared to it. It makes me wonder what the hell goes so wrong from the source to our shelves. Don't buy instant coffee. Problem solved. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted October 27, 2016 Share Posted October 27, 2016 People who confuse being a socially awkward little church mouse for politeness. Need to go to a meeting on other side of town with someone who doesn't drive. Me: do you want a lift Them: oh really are you sure Me: yeah of course Them: only if it's not too much trouble I don't want to put you out. Me: it's fine Them: if it is trouble I can always get a bus Me: GET IN THE FUCKInG CAR!!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted October 27, 2016 Share Posted October 27, 2016 People who don't drive. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted October 27, 2016 Share Posted October 27, 2016 2 minutes ago, invergowrie arab said: People who don't drive. Damn schoolkids 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted October 27, 2016 Share Posted October 27, 2016 People who can't drive, but drive. Bad drivers. Audi drivers especially, mostly utter, utter scum. Beamers aren't much better but Audi drivers are complete tits. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted October 27, 2016 Share Posted October 27, 2016 4 minutes ago, invergowrie arab said: People who confuse being a socially awkward little church mouse for politeness. Need to go to a meeting on other side of town with someone who doesn't drive. Me: do you want a lift Them: oh really are you sure Me: yeah of course Them: only if it's not too much trouble I don't want to put you out. Me: it's fine Them: if it is trouble I can always get a bus Me: GET IN THE FUCKInG CAR!!!! You have to watch where and when you shout that. In the wrong context that can equal a custodial sentence. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted October 27, 2016 Share Posted October 27, 2016 Just now, Stellaboz said: People who can't drive, but drive. Bad drivers. Audi drivers especially, mostly utter, utter scum. Beamers aren't much better but Audi drivers are complete tits. Am I the only 1 that's noticed VW Golf drivers are trying to become the new arseholes of the road? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 27, 2016 Share Posted October 27, 2016 4 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: People who can't drive, but drive. Bad drivers. Audi drivers especially, mostly utter, utter scum. Beamers aren't much better but Audi drivers are complete tits. Are you calling me a complete tit? Oh, you are? Fair enough I suppose. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted October 27, 2016 Share Posted October 27, 2016 1 minute ago, Gaz FFC said: You have to watch where and when you shout that. In the wrong context that can equal a custodial sentence. You should have been more careful 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hampden Diehard Posted October 27, 2016 Share Posted October 27, 2016 7 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: People who can't drive, but drive. Bad drivers. Audi drivers especially, mostly utter, utter scum. Beamers aren't much better but Audi drivers are complete tits. Someone once told me that men with hats were the worst drivers on the road (or off the road, if they're really bad). The guy was right. Doesn't matter if it's a deerstalker or a baseball cap, the bunnet seems to turn men into absolute rockets behind the wheel. My study at the time added people in really fancy cars (probably a business car, so they can crash it and someone picks up the tab) and those in shite old bangers (stolen / not insured / driver spaced out) who couldn't give a shit. I'd add Asian women (ultra, ultra cautious - which might actually be a good thing... if you're not caught behind them) but that would get me branded a racist, so I won't. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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