WeAreElgin Posted October 29, 2016 Share Posted October 29, 2016 Halloween. Nipped in to Tesco after lunch for 50g of Golden Virginia and a pack of blue Rizla and the lassie in the fags/lottery/complaints booth was dressed as a witch. What a sorry society we are. Blue rizla. Good choice. I had the same issue in the Tesco in Aviemore. There was a woman stacking milk dressed as a witch. If Hagrid from Harry Potter was blonde and wore a pointy hat they'd be twins. A truly awful sight for a Saturday afternoon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted October 30, 2016 Share Posted October 30, 2016 Indeed. Anybody over the age of twelve who dresses up for Halloween should be publicly stoned. I agree. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted October 30, 2016 Share Posted October 30, 2016 Whoever decided in October 2014 it was a good idea to have Janet Street-Porter accompany Katherine Ryan and Victoria Coren on an episode of Have I Got News For You. I can't appreciate all the loveliness with that ghastly apparition screeching over all of them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted October 30, 2016 Share Posted October 30, 2016 Grammatical errors in album liner notes. How can I trust this emotionally unstable man singing about subjects which I find relatable when he doesn't know where he should be putting his apostrophes? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted October 31, 2016 Share Posted October 31, 2016 Before heading to bed last night, after work, I browsed P&B. Next day work, then home 2 beers and catch up with the P&B posting since I've been away. Turns out Div never paid the leccie and all post have gone. What can a man do...idle time, can cause a man to go crazy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted October 31, 2016 Share Posted October 31, 2016 4 minutes ago, SlipperyP said: Before heading to bed last night, after work, I browsed P&B. Next day work, then home 2 beers and catch up with the P&B posting since I've been away. Turns out Div never paid the leccie and all post have gone. What can a man do...idle time, can cause a man to go crazy. You were blitzed and imagined it all. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted October 31, 2016 Share Posted October 31, 2016 2 minutes ago, Dee Man said: You were blitzed and imagined it all. Wish I was, however I don't drink at the weekend. Maybe it was work overload 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted October 31, 2016 Share Posted October 31, 2016 8 minutes ago, SlipperyP said: Wish I was, however I don't drink at the weekend. Maybe it was work overload You said you had two beers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted October 31, 2016 Share Posted October 31, 2016 T 13 minutes ago, Dee Man said: You said you had two beers. Yes, now. It's Monday..... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted October 31, 2016 Share Posted October 31, 2016 34 minutes ago, SlipperyP said: T Yes, now. It's Monday..... That's a very good point you make. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted October 31, 2016 Share Posted October 31, 2016 I will post this again as yesterday's posts were culled. Saw this picture in Range yesterday and it's so cringe, the sort of thing a middle aged IT worker who lived with his parents until he was 35 and only had imaginary friends would find funny. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted October 31, 2016 Share Posted October 31, 2016 1 minute ago, throbber said: I will post this again as yesterday's posts were culled. Saw this picture in Range yesterday and it's so cringe, the sort of thing a middle aged IT worker who lived with his parents until he was 35 and only had imaginary friends would find funny. Did you buy it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted October 31, 2016 Share Posted October 31, 2016 Did you buy it? Yes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted October 31, 2016 Share Posted October 31, 2016 1 minute ago, throbber said: I will post this again as yesterday's posts were culled. Saw this picture in Range yesterday and it's so cringe, the sort of thing a middle aged IT worker who lived with his parents until he was 35 and only had imaginary friends would find funny. For no apparent reason whatsover, that has reminded me of the time my mate's voicemail message was him pretending to be an alien that had kidnapped him. I wanted to kill myself when I heard it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted October 31, 2016 Share Posted October 31, 2016 3 minutes ago, throbber said: I will post this again as yesterday's posts were culled. Saw this picture in Range yesterday and it's so cringe, the sort of thing a middle aged IT worker who lived with his parents until he was 35 and only had imaginary friends would find funny. It's pretty hideous, but I'm loving the very specific demographic it's aimed at. The guy at your missus' work? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted October 31, 2016 Share Posted October 31, 2016 For no apparent reason whatsover, that has reminded me of the time my mate's voicemail message was him pretending to be an alien that had kidnapped him. I wanted to kill myself when I heard it. Yeah I can just imagine that being the sort of person who would buy it and take great joy in showing it off to people when they came round to his house for what ever reason. The sort of person who would wear a "If found please return to pub" t shirt on a weekend away. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted October 31, 2016 Share Posted October 31, 2016 5 minutes ago, throbber said: Yeah I can just imagine that being the sort of person who would buy it and take great joy in showing it off to people when they came round to his house for what ever reason. The sort of person who would wear a "If found please return to pub" t shirt on a weekend away. I had one of them! I was 5 at the time... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted October 31, 2016 Share Posted October 31, 2016 I had one of them! I was 5 at the time... Was this because your parents were alcoholics and that's where they would be? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted October 31, 2016 Share Posted October 31, 2016 (edited) 6 minutes ago, throbber said: Was this because your parents were alcoholics and that's where they would be? No my Ma was a barmaid & old man used to sit out side in case she ran away with one of the customers. Eta. My Ma was a stunner... Edited October 31, 2016 by SlipperyP 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted October 31, 2016 Share Posted October 31, 2016 Thought I'd have a 2 finger UK recipe Kit Kat with my cup of tea just now and discovered they're not real Kit Kats but some horrible tasting shite called a Cookies & Cream Kit Kat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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