Widge Posted November 29, 2016 Share Posted November 29, 2016 Girlfriend phones me up wanting my help, so I try and get her to explain what she wants. Meanwhile she's laughing and joking with her mates and not paying attention so much that she doesn't answer me asking questions and then gets upset that I got pissed off. So in summary, woman. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted November 29, 2016 Share Posted November 29, 2016 That's exactly what it's like Dave ! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted November 29, 2016 Share Posted November 29, 2016 People who have the mindset that hot = good and cold = bad, with regards to the temperature around us and the weather. Think I've posted this before, I'll use this as an excuse: When the presenters say "it'll be a beautiful day across the whole country". Right, stop. Telling me it's going to be a "Beautiful day" is not presenting the weather, it is presenting your opinion of the weather that you have not yet given me. You sit about and present two two-minute slots per hour for a relatively short shift (rest of the time spent taking selfies in-between for your Twitter account and redoing your hair at the licence payer's expense). Empty opinions from someone who doesn't actually model the weather* are wasted time in a tight slot. Therefore if the quality is not in the form of exceptional eye-candy (which away from Reporting Scotland it is not) then I expect top notch, technical and to the point weather reporting. I want to know where it's wet, why it's wet and where the wetness is coming from / going, not simply "it'll be a miserable few days ahead". The receptionist at work will let me know that soon enough. *except that Helen Willets who is actually a meteorologist (and sits in the 'cute MILF next door' category). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted November 29, 2016 Share Posted November 29, 2016 Girlfriend phones me up wanting my help, so I try and get her to explain what she wants. Meanwhile she's laughing and joking with her mates and not paying attention so much that she doesn't answer me asking questions and then gets upset that I got pissed off. So in summary, woman. Why not just hang up? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tarapoa Posted November 29, 2016 Share Posted November 29, 2016 People, normally old people, who invariably faff around buying a lottery ticket, scratchcard or some other tax on the hopefully optimistic when I'm waiting behind them in a shop. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted November 29, 2016 Share Posted November 29, 2016 1 hour ago, Father Dougal McGuire said: 'Pray for Chapecoense'. Ye that's what to do. Maybe now God will look after all those poor families he didn't give a f**k about 24 hours ago This post is a bit more amusing when you look at the author. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted November 29, 2016 Share Posted November 29, 2016 Why not just hang up? In the end I did and I'm now getting the silent treatment. Suits me right now, I want an early night. [emoji23] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted November 29, 2016 Share Posted November 29, 2016 Queen of the South FC 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCelt67 Posted November 30, 2016 Share Posted November 30, 2016 Shite like this. You can't just take some moronic chat and stick it on a picture of a t.v. character. It doesn't make any sense. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted November 30, 2016 Share Posted November 30, 2016 16 hours ago, NorthernJambo said: Seen a bus go by and the driver was dressed as Santa. Surely it's too early for that? It got on my nerves anyway. 16 hours ago, irvine_buddie said: Far too early, I wonder if he's going to wear it every day for the next month. Is this in Aberdeen? First Aberdeen do have a Bawbag driver who spends the whole month driving dresssed as Santa because he likes Christmas, Just an overly cheerful Cockwomble 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted November 30, 2016 Share Posted November 30, 2016 12 hours ago, Father Dougal McGuire said: 'Pray for Chapecoense'. Ye that's what to do. Maybe now God will look after all those poor families he didn't give a f**k about 24 hours ago ^^^^ This, It's as if there's some magic number of prayers that if we get past it God will do something (like what?) but if not, forget it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted November 30, 2016 Share Posted November 30, 2016 2 minutes ago, GordonD said: ^^^^ This, It's as if there's some magic number of prayers that if we get past it God will do something (like what?) but if not, forget it. Its just another opportunity for people to show how sad they are for something and get attention from it, you see it with every tragedy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted November 30, 2016 Share Posted November 30, 2016 Christmas must be a paedo's dream. All year parents tell their kids not to talk to strangers then suddenly they actively encourage them to sit on the knee of some dodgy bloke who's unrecognisable under a false beard. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdgarusQPFC Posted November 30, 2016 Share Posted November 30, 2016 12 hours ago, Father Dougal McGuire said: 'Pray for Chapecoense'. Ye that's what to do. Maybe now God will look after all those poor families he didn't give a f**k about 24 hours ago Or any response like that you get on Twitter, every time something bad happens a "pray for xxx" movement surely follows where twats want to pretend that they give a f**k while getting as much attention on twitter. "Look at me! i care so much" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted November 30, 2016 Share Posted November 30, 2016 7 minutes ago, EdgarusQPFC said: Or any response like that you get on Twitter, every time something bad happens a "pray for xxx" movement surely follows where twats want to pretend that they give a f**k while getting as much attention on twitter. "Look at me! i care so much" See my post above. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdgarusQPFC Posted November 30, 2016 Share Posted November 30, 2016 Just now, throbber said: See my post above. spot on pal 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted November 30, 2016 Share Posted November 30, 2016 Just now, EdgarusQPFC said: spot on pal True though, not sure why individual people feel the need to do this. Its fair enough for other football clubs to make a statement but when its a personal profile with a few hundred followers it just seems like patronising, insincere, attention seeking nonsense and as a life long Chapecoense supporter i find it greatly offensive. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted November 30, 2016 Share Posted November 30, 2016 Christmas must be a paedo's dream. All year parents tell their kids not to talk to strangers then suddenly they actively encourage them to sit on the knee of some dodgy bloke who's unrecognisable under a false beard. I'm not sure if this happens everywhere, but a few years ago the Santa in the Kingsgate in Dunfermline had to have a separate wee chair for the children to sit on as they weren't allowed to sit on Santa's knee. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted November 30, 2016 Share Posted November 30, 2016 6 minutes ago, smpar said: I'm not sure if this happens everywhere, but a few years ago the Santa in the Kingsgate in Dunfermline had to have a separate wee chair for the children to sit on as they weren't allowed to sit on Santa's knee. Do you still feel a bit upset about not getting to sit on santa's knee? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted November 30, 2016 Share Posted November 30, 2016 I think he was the Santa... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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