DI Bruce Robertson Posted March 12, 2017 Share Posted March 12, 2017 Having been in your house this morning, I'm so glad I don't live with you anymore...I am quite OCD when it comes to mess admittedly. Shots fired! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted March 12, 2017 Share Posted March 12, 2017 Shots fired! She'll take it as it's meant tbh. Either that or slag me for having a small penis. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DI Bruce Robertson Posted March 12, 2017 Share Posted March 12, 2017 She'll take it as it's meant tbh. Either that or slag me for having a small penis. Ha ha, I genuinely laughed at that. Seems Lisa Cuddy is a #dece chick.I'm sure your penis isn't that small, just a matter of perspective- far away, small, up close, ever so slightly larger. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted March 12, 2017 Share Posted March 12, 2017 Seriously, I tried to fill a wheelie bin with water, it was the light blue one for grass cuttings n shit. It just cracked up the sides and burst. You shite in your blue wheely bin?Is what Scotland has come to. I defiantly not coming back. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DI Bruce Robertson Posted March 12, 2017 Share Posted March 12, 2017 You shite in your blue wheely bin?Is what Scotland has come to. I defiantly not coming back. Wouldn't worry too much about shitting in a bin, Njord has to live in one.Would feel sorry for the guy, if he wasn't such an arsehole. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted March 12, 2017 Share Posted March 12, 2017 Yes, just read his headsgone. Tbf he has a point. Not to sure what it is but I'm with him all the way.Have you seen him on the deadpool thread. Guy knows his shit & I don't want to get on the wrong side. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DI Bruce Robertson Posted March 12, 2017 Share Posted March 12, 2017 Yes, just read his headsgone. Tbf he has a point. Not to sure what it is but I'm with him all the way.Have you seen him on the deadpool thread. Guy knows his shit & I don't want to get on the wrong side. You could rule Dead Pool, annually.If you so wished. [emoji57] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted March 12, 2017 Share Posted March 12, 2017 6 hours ago, Adam said: She'll take it as it's meant tbh. Either that or slag me for having a small penis. I'm more pissed off at your cock blocking of late tbh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsimButtHitsASix Posted March 12, 2017 Share Posted March 12, 2017 On 11/03/2017 at 21:26, Granny Danger said: Why could anything that could have absolutely no impact on your life get on your nerves? 15 hours ago, Bairnardo said: Massive overreactions. This might be the wrong thread for both of ye... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted March 12, 2017 Share Posted March 12, 2017 Folk in the likes of the Lake District / Cornwall who think that it's their sacred birth right to own a house in the place they were brought up. That said, most holiday home owners I've met are arseholes (never mind those c***s on any Escape to the Country type show). Just rent a cottage for four weeks of the year, but of course, that would be no-return/investment pocket money and improve the communities they want faux-inclusion from. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted March 12, 2017 Share Posted March 12, 2017 On 11/03/2017 at 19:14, MONKMAN said: Groups of girls who go away to these lodge type things in the middle of nowhere, yet still still insist on getting done up to the 9's. Hair, make up the lot, to either sit in a lodge or a hot tub the entire weekend. I've seen groups of girls do it sitting in the house in onesie's, pjs etc... If you're not leaving the house, why bother you vain fuckers. Rubbing oil onto each others' breasts...... Hmmmmmm 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted March 12, 2017 Share Posted March 12, 2017 Ed Sheeran 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsimButtHitsASix Posted March 13, 2017 Share Posted March 13, 2017 1 hour ago, Hedgecutter said: Folk in the likes of the Lake District / Cornwall who think that it's their sacred birth right to own a house in the place they were brought up. I'm on their side. I've known folk from the Western Isles and North Wales in the same boat. Want to stay there but know they will never be able to afford a house because some cocktrumpets who only visit for eight weeks a year have shot all the prices up and forcing the young folk away. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted March 13, 2017 Share Posted March 13, 2017 I'm on their side. I've known folk from the Western Isles and North Wales in the same boat. Want to stay there but know they will never be able to afford a house because some cocktrumpets who only visit for eight weeks a year have shot all the prices up and forcing the young folk away. I see their point of view and don't like the folk that are the cause of the issue (as I also pointed out), but it annoys me when it comes across as sheer expectation. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted March 13, 2017 Share Posted March 13, 2017 Gym music. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted March 13, 2017 Share Posted March 13, 2017 Ed Sheeran in Game of Thrones 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted March 13, 2017 Share Posted March 13, 2017 4 hours ago, Dee Man said: Gym music. This. Forgotten headphones = quick workout day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted March 13, 2017 Share Posted March 13, 2017 According to someone at work today, they went on a bus trip to see the kelpies somewhere near the borders. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted March 13, 2017 Share Posted March 13, 2017 Go Fund Me pages or whatever else they go by. I'm not just a heartless b*****d and I understand a lot of the time they are set up because something terrible has happened. But more times than not there would have been a way of preventing the need for the page to be set up. It's a new concept: An Insurance Policy! In the past fortnight my missus has told me of two set up doon here. One was for a dog needing surgery and the other is for a guy lying unconscious in hospital as he's been badly beaten by three little animals from down here. The latter is extremely disgusting but how is £500 going to make any difference to the poor guy's life? The NHS will treat him for free! The dog one is beyond laughable. Get pet insurance! There was one just on TV there. Again, horrible story. A couple died within days of each other and the family needed to pay the house off. But the kids are early 20's. Why would you not have life insurance in place?! There are a lot of horrible stories and I'm sure some are truly horrendous and possibly unpreventable but if there is insurance available and people choose to refuse it then f**k them. Why should other folk bail them out?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 13, 2017 Share Posted March 13, 2017 7 hours ago, Dee Man said: Gym music. I used to go to a Pure Gym and I don't know where they found the music/videos. It was like stuff a level below stuff you'd see churned out by X Factor types. Clearly a ruse to make you buy their headphones. The place I go to now has surprisingly decent stuff. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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