The_Kincardine Posted March 14, 2017 Share Posted March 14, 2017 2 hours ago, Tommy Nooka said: Even people that like horses don't like horse racing though, it's only there for the gambling. Horsey types like the equestrian events, less horse deaths! This is a decent point wrt gambling but a half truth wrt horsey types. My eldest is a horsey girl as I've mentioned before and participates actively in dressage (P&B's 3rd favourite sport after football and egg-chasing) and absolutely loves going to the races. We've been going to the local point to point since we moved back down here and I usually take her to one meet elsewhere. She loves viewing the nags in the paddock and her MO is to stick her fiver per race on the best turned out nag. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted March 14, 2017 Share Posted March 14, 2017 I'm not wading through threads to see if this has already been discussed, but the arsehole who has blocked the Forth Road Bridge should get a 20 year ban and a flogging. Or hit with thisCd20 or cd30 applies i thinkFine for the company that employ the daft b*****d as well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted March 14, 2017 Share Posted March 14, 2017 I'm not wading through threads to see if this has already been discussed, but the arsehole who has blocked the Forth Road Bridge should get a 20 year ban and a flogging. It was being discussed in the relevant thread but I do feel bad for the driver if he was under pressure from his employers to meet targets. I doubt that many people would want to take a risk like that just to get home quicker. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted March 14, 2017 Share Posted March 14, 2017 9 minutes ago, The_Kincardine said: This is a decent point wrt gambling but a half truth wrt horsey types. My eldest is a horsey girl as I've mentioned before and participates actively in dressage (P&B's 3rd favourite sport after football and egg-chasing) and absolutely loves going to the races. We've been going to the local point to point since we moved back down here and I usually take her to one meet elsewhere. She loves viewing the nags in the paddock and her MO is to stick her fiver per race on the best turned out nag. So you did help your uncle jack off a horse? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted March 14, 2017 Share Posted March 14, 2017 4 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Got the telly to myself, the wean is in her bed snoozing, and I have zero beers. Not happy. Schoolboy error there boss. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted March 14, 2017 Share Posted March 14, 2017 Just now, Bairnardo said: Fuckin tell me about it. Rank amateur from my good self. I do have a large volume of whisky though so I can still kill a few brain cells. I presume the wife's out? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted March 14, 2017 Share Posted March 14, 2017 1 minute ago, Bairnardo said: Shes at the graft. So it really is a bad mistake on my part. What time does she get loused? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted March 14, 2017 Share Posted March 14, 2017 2 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: 21:30, conveniently about FT on Champions league nights. Still time though! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreElgin Posted March 14, 2017 Share Posted March 14, 2017 I have the misfortune of working near Cheltenham this week. The trains are full of pissed up dickheads wearing stupid fucking flat caps. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted March 14, 2017 Share Posted March 14, 2017 9pm midweek kick offs. See Brechin v Airdrie. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drew Brees Posted March 14, 2017 Share Posted March 14, 2017 Sevilla just had an injury time corner and they, as teams have done in the past, sent the goalie up for it but left a centre half back on the half way line. What's the point in that? A professional footballer, who's used to heading the ball, standing away from the action and a fuckin goalie up for a corner. Glad they got beat. *******. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted March 14, 2017 Share Posted March 14, 2017 1 minute ago, Drew Brees said: Sevilla just had an injury time corner and they, as teams have done in the past, sent the goalie up for it but left a centre half back on the half way line. What's the point in that? A professional footballer, who's used to heading the ball, standing away from the action and a fuckin goalie up for a corner. Glad they got beat. *******. There's a theory that the goalie being up has the defending team all confused as to who is picking up who etc. I agree though, just get every fucker in the box if you're really going for it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsimButtHitsASix Posted March 14, 2017 Share Posted March 14, 2017 10 hours ago, Allan Jacobsen said: What in the name of f**k does "does pupper a concern" mean? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allan Jacobsen Posted March 14, 2017 Share Posted March 14, 2017 (edited) 5 minutes ago, AsimButtHitsASix said: "And that, son, is why you're half duck" *edit* also the small dog (or pupper, if you will) in the second picture is clearly unleashing a monster belch. Or it's best Pavarotti impression. Edited March 14, 2017 by Allan Jacobsen 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsimButtHitsASix Posted March 14, 2017 Share Posted March 14, 2017 "The doggos are unhappy with your ceaseless petulance" always cracks me up on facebook 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allan Jacobsen Posted March 14, 2017 Share Posted March 14, 2017 6 minutes ago, AsimButtHitsASix said: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsimButtHitsASix Posted March 15, 2017 Share Posted March 15, 2017 3 hours ago, Allan Jacobsen said: Without some crappy existenstialist pish alongside it it doesn't have the same effect. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ira Gaines Posted March 15, 2017 Share Posted March 15, 2017 I'm in London again but in the Camden area. Which is a fucking hole. Just went back to my hotel. Good for gig venues but there's no good gigs. I hate my wee cousin for talking me into coming here. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted March 15, 2017 Share Posted March 15, 2017 Wankers who leave bags of their dogs shit hanging from trees 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hampden Diehard Posted March 15, 2017 Share Posted March 15, 2017 Not only do I have one guy shouting out the destinations and telling me not to forget my luggage and warning of terrorist packages over the PA on the train, but there are also TWO sets of pre-recorded messages telling me I'm heading for East Kilbride and Perth at the same time. I just want a wee sleep. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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