milton75 Posted June 19, 2017 Share Posted June 19, 2017 57 minutes ago, jmothecat said: Someone I'm friends with on Facebook (and in real life but at the moment I'm strongly reconsidering that decision) Why would you be friends with someone on Facebook if not in real life? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted June 19, 2017 Share Posted June 19, 2017 I've spent the last hour watching a Greggy Wallace programme about supermarkets and I'm fucking raging. Not least because he's referred to Tescos at numerous points in front of Tesco employees without being leathered, but now because we've just seen a woman out shopping with her wean (who was busy rearranging the yoghurts and dancing in the middle of the aisle) who was looking at pictures of the inside of her fridge on her ipad. This is just what Britain's supermarkets need, middle class wifies stating about looking at tablets wondering if they should be buying any more Petit Filous for their little darling who by this point is three aisles away painting pictures with the milk. Get all of it to f**k. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted June 19, 2017 Share Posted June 19, 2017 8 minutes ago, Miguel Sanchez said: I've spent the last hour watching a Greggy Wallace programme about supermarkets and I'm fucking raging. Not least because he's referred to Tescos at numerous points in front of Tesco employees without being leathered, but now because we've just seen a woman out shopping with her wean (who was busy rearranging the yoghurts and dancing in the middle of the aisle) who was looking at pictures of the inside of her fridge on her ipad. This is just what Britain's supermarkets need, middle class wifies stating about looking at tablets wondering if they should be buying any more Petit Filous for their little darling who by this point is three aisles away painting pictures with the milk. Get all of it to f**k. Gregg Wallace is a c**t 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted June 19, 2017 Share Posted June 19, 2017 Just now, Rugster said: Gregg Wallace is a c**t 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmothecat Posted June 19, 2017 Share Posted June 19, 2017 Why would you be friends with someone on Facebook if not in real life? I have a lot of colleagues on Facebook and there are a handful of people I've never met in person but know online who I'm friends with on Facebook. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted June 19, 2017 Share Posted June 19, 2017 Gregg Wallace is a c**t You take that back. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted June 19, 2017 Share Posted June 19, 2017 17 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Actually that's a fucking tremendous idea. Im taking a photo of the fridge interior each morning so that when the inevitable daily 2.30pm text from the wife comes through (whilst I'm at work and she probably left the house 5 minutes earlier) saying "do we need milk? What do we need to make this that or the other for tea? Etc etc" Respond with a text of "I've an idea, check your fucking email. I've sent you a picture" Please direct my ire at your wife. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 19, 2017 Share Posted June 19, 2017 I was going to, now I'm not. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
microdave Posted June 20, 2017 Share Posted June 20, 2017 Gregg Wallace is a grass. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted June 20, 2017 Share Posted June 20, 2017 If the BBC was serious about providing a public service it would get these folk on their shows and machine gun them. Anyone who responds to a request "do you want to be on a tv show about learning to buy cheaper yoghurt?" deserves to go. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted June 20, 2017 Share Posted June 20, 2017 Is this the show where it's revealed they have 8 cheeses in the fridge yet always buy new ones? The same show where they swap out foods and take the labels off so the family can't tell what it is, and they're always absolutely adamant that it's 'their' brand and not the swapped out one, and when they find out it's the swapped out one they are utterly amazed, and find the entire process absolutely hilarious for some reason? I hate that show. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted June 20, 2017 Share Posted June 20, 2017 Folk that say the hot weather is beautiful / gorgeous / lovely but then complain about it being muggy at night. 15 degrees and dry with light white cloud never seems to annoy anyone, and for that reason I declare that this is the definition of perfect weather. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted June 20, 2017 Share Posted June 20, 2017 45 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: Is this the show where it's revealed they have 8 cheeses in the fridge yet always buy new ones? The same show where they swap out foods and take the labels off so the family can't tell what it is, and they're always absolutely adamant that it's 'their' brand and not the swapped out one, and when they find out it's the swapped out one they are utterly amazed, and find the entire process absolutely hilarious for some reason? I hate that show. No this one was different, it was just about shops. Not the people who discover that buying a seasoned chicken breast for a fiver is more expensive than buying a pack of several breasts and the seasoning separately. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted June 20, 2017 Share Posted June 20, 2017 On 23/11/2016 at 20:50, The_Kincardine said: The cash-point at High Wycombe station has options that include: "Check Balance and Cash" and "Cash Only" if you choose the latter it then asks if you want to check your balance. No I fucking don't - that's why I chose the 'cash only' option. Heads should roll for this. More on the High Wycombe cashpoint. I got a train to London earlyish yesterday morning and drew £20 before buying my ticket. The bloke in front of me had left his advice slip so, of course, I had a butchers. His current account balance was £40,783. Any P&Bers keep such sums in their current a/c? Dealers? Hoors? Ching? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted June 20, 2017 Share Posted June 20, 2017 20 minutes ago, The_Kincardine said: More on the High Wycombe cashpoint. I got a train to London earlyish yesterday morning and drew £20 before buying my ticket. The bloke in front of me had left his advice slip so, of course, I had a butchers. His current account balance was £40,783. Any P&Bers keep such sums in their current a/c? Dealers? Hoors? Ching? Bet it wasn't after he renewed his annual ticket. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted June 20, 2017 Share Posted June 20, 2017 (edited) 28 minutes ago, Boghead ranter said: Bet it wasn't after he renewed his annual ticket. I don't do an annual ticket any longer but it's about £5K if you include the choob. He could have paid for 7 of us and bought a decent round of drinks. Edit: Miserable fucker. Edited June 20, 2017 by The_Kincardine 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted June 20, 2017 Share Posted June 20, 2017 58 minutes ago, The_Kincardine said: More on the High Wycombe cashpoint. I got a train to London earlyish yesterday morning and drew £20 before buying my ticket. The bloke in front of me had left his advice slip so, of course, I had a butchers. His current account balance was £40,783. Any P&Bers keep such sums in their current a/c? Dealers? Hoors? Ching? My uncle's one bit of advice to me was to keep other people's balance statements and when handing out your number to a lassie write it on the statement. It doesn't work now with everyone having a mobile phones and Facebook making everyone BE A WARE, but it was a simpler time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted June 20, 2017 Share Posted June 20, 2017 2 minutes ago, Cerberus said: My uncle's one bit of advice to me was to keep other people's balance statements and when handing out your number to a lassie write it on the statement. If ever you're looking for an 'alternative view' P&B never fails to deliver. A Charles duly delivered. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milton75 Posted June 20, 2017 Share Posted June 20, 2017 23 hours ago, jmothecat said: I have a lot of colleagues on Facebook and there are a handful of people I've never met in person but know online who I'm friends with on Facebook. Delete them. Keep worlds separate! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted June 21, 2017 Share Posted June 21, 2017 15 hours ago, The_Kincardine said: More on the High Wycombe cashpoint. I got a train to London earlyish yesterday morning and drew £20 before buying my ticket. The bloke in front of me had left his advice slip so, of course, I had a butchers. His current account balance was £40,783. Any P&Bers keep such sums in their current a/c? Dealers? Hoors? Ching? Only if i'm a bit hard up that month. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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