thomas Posted May 19, 2017 Share Posted May 19, 2017 Thanks for filling me full of joy everyone. I've not even got to the stage of packing yet and I'm a seething mess, looks like I have a nervous breakdown to look forward to. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted May 19, 2017 Share Posted May 19, 2017 Thanks for filling me full of joy everyone. I've not even got to the stage of packing yet and I'm a seething mess, looks like I have a nervous breakdown to look forward to. The stress of moving for me came to a head when I started shouting at the self service scanner in Asda. "GIVE ME A FUCKIN CHANCE" escaped before I realised I was getting angry and had been for a few days. Felt better after it though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted May 19, 2017 Share Posted May 19, 2017 Packing/moving is easy. Be ruthless is my advice. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted May 19, 2017 Share Posted May 19, 2017 People who think running 5k is an achievement 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted May 19, 2017 Share Posted May 19, 2017 5 hours ago, Jambomo said: 1) Being asked why I don't have any kids yet but a nosy auld c**t in the office. 2) When I said its because I don't like kids and don't want any, being told I should have them because other peoples kids shouldn't have to look after me when I'm old. Right, OK, this is from the old guy whose kids have fucked off abroad, doubt they'll be back to look after him. Fucking w****r. I'm aye getting that, in one ear and oot the other... -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HenryHill Posted May 19, 2017 Share Posted May 19, 2017 24 minutes ago, NorthernJambo said: The stress of moving for me came to a head when I started shouting at the self service scanner in Asda. "GIVE ME A FUCKIN CHANCE" escaped before I realised I was getting angry and had been for a few days. Felt better after it though. I don't use those scanners due to many such arguments with them. 'I have put the fuckin item in the fuckin bag!' before just leaving all the stuff and walking out in a manic strop. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted May 19, 2017 Share Posted May 19, 2017 Checkout operators asking repeatedly if I want bags when I shove the shopping straight back in the trolley (to be transferred to some plastic crates that I keep in the car). On occasion I reply deadpan "No thanks, I'm just going to push the trolley home". One time I was informed that wouldn't work because the magnetic whatsit in the car park would kick in and lock the wheels (does that happen? Never known it to happen) to which I replied "No problem, I'll just carry it on my shoulders" and strolled off. You're the kind of person shop assistants tweet about. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted May 19, 2017 Share Posted May 19, 2017 Checkout operators asking repeatedly if I want bags when I shove the shopping straight back in the trolley (to be transferred to some plastic crates that I keep in the car). On occasion I reply deadpan "No thanks, I'm just going to push the trolley home". One time I was informed that wouldn't work because the magnetic whatsit in the car park would kick in and lock the wheels (does that happen? Never known it to happen) to which I replied "No problem, I'll just carry it on my shoulders" and strolled off. I can confirm going over the magnetic strip causes the wheel to lock. But going around the strip doesn't effect it. I know all the tricks B) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted May 19, 2017 Share Posted May 19, 2017 'Bigly' The bigly thing was just him saying 'big league' really fast. I saw a load of clips from him through the years and he says big league all the fucking time. It was like a catchphrase and by the end of the clips he was pretty much just saying bigly for short. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted May 19, 2017 Share Posted May 19, 2017 17 minutes ago, smpar said: You're the kind of person shop assistants tweet about. How many shop assistants do you follow? (On twitter, not home). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted May 19, 2017 Share Posted May 19, 2017 1 minute ago, pandarilla said: The bigly thing was just him saying 'big league' really fast. I saw a load of clips from him through the years and he says big league all the fucking time. It was like a catchphrase and by the end of the clips he was pretty much just saying bigly for short. Who are you on about? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted May 19, 2017 Share Posted May 19, 2017 Who are you on about? Donald Trump using the term bigly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted May 19, 2017 Share Posted May 19, 2017 I thought that's what you were pointing out... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted May 19, 2017 Share Posted May 19, 2017 'bigly' I hate humanity. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 19, 2017 Share Posted May 19, 2017 37 minutes ago, Miguel Sanchez said: People who think running 5k is an achievement It is if you've given the fuzz the slip. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted May 19, 2017 Share Posted May 19, 2017 8 minutes ago, pandarilla said: Donald Trump using the term bigly. 8 minutes ago, pandarilla said: I thought that's what you were pointing out... In this instance it was the BBC using it, about voting in the UK. They might have been using it as a laugh because Trump has used it, but that wasn't clear 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted May 19, 2017 Share Posted May 19, 2017 How many shop assistants do you follow? (On twitter, not home). A few folk I went to school with and are going through uni, and many others who are retweeted onto my timeline.Mainly people from the latter category are the ones you see tweeting about how much they hate their job/colleagues/customers, which is always a smart move IMO. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted May 19, 2017 Share Posted May 19, 2017 (edited) 3 hours ago, DA Baracus said: In Tesco once you've scanned your shopping at the self service and hit 'pay' it says "Scan your Clubcard to win Clubcard points". Win? It's not a fucking contest where you might get 10000000 points for buying a can of juice. You don't 'win' Clubcard points; they're given to you, at a pre-determined rate, depending on how much you spend. I'm pretty sure it's, "Scan your Clubcard to earn Clubcard points" which is annoying/misleading in itself but not as bad as 'win' would be. Edit my supermarket moan...1. the couple 2 in front of me bought a tub of fruit salad for their wee lassie. They then proceeded to open it and each take some while the cashier was waiting for them to pack their messages and pay. c***s. 2. The mother/daughter directly in front of me had bought a medium tub of Ben and Jerries', asked the cashier if she had plastic spoons they could use then harangued her for suggesting they could go back to one of the aisles and buy a pack. Total c***s. Edited May 19, 2017 by The_Kincardine 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest Saints Fan Posted May 19, 2017 Share Posted May 19, 2017 I have 4 days left of my Maternity Leave 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted May 19, 2017 Share Posted May 19, 2017 When you say that you don't have a Nectar card and they then ask you if you have a Nectar card just out of sheer habit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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