Sergeant Wilson Posted July 27, 2017 Share Posted July 27, 2017 Just now, NorthernJambo said: True. f**k him. Get it paid, tight fisted arsehole! Imagine being out with him..."Oh, we canny go there. Do you know how much a pint is? It's always my round in the dear places. C'mon we'll have a kitty." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted July 27, 2017 Share Posted July 27, 2017 Imagine being out with him..."Oh, we canny go there. Do you know how much a pint is? It's always my round in the dear places. C'mon we'll have a kitty." My round, just pints. Your round, oh I'll have a fancy £6 bottle of fruit cider please. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ludo*1 Posted July 27, 2017 Share Posted July 27, 2017 Car Insurance Renewals. Got my renewal notice in, price has gone up by over £100 per year. Do the comparison sites and get it for £200 less than their quote. Phone my original company and get the "let's see if we can get that any cheaper for you" chat. No, you can f**k off, if you can do it cheaper then put that on the renewal notice. They'd be mad to do that. They rely on you being a lazy c**t happy to pay the extra. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deej Posted July 27, 2017 Share Posted July 27, 2017 Just walked past a beauty salon that was advertising something its window to be "semi permanent". Nope, if it's not permanent it's fucking temporary. What if you go on holiday to a nudist colony, would you not have a permanent semi? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted July 27, 2017 Share Posted July 27, 2017 5 minutes ago, deej said: What if you go on holiday to a nudist colony, would you not have a permanent semi? Not necessarily. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deej Posted July 27, 2017 Share Posted July 27, 2017 Not necessarily. Speak for yourself 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted July 27, 2017 Share Posted July 27, 2017 Pubs/eateries that bring a hot brick and raw meat to your table and expect you to cook it. Oh, and any cretin who thinks this is 'fun'. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasy23 Posted July 27, 2017 Share Posted July 27, 2017 They'd be mad to do that. They rely on you being a lazy c**t happy to pay the extra. But remember, their cuntish behaviour is responsible for this. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreElgin Posted July 28, 2017 Share Posted July 28, 2017 Pubs/eateries that bring a hot brick and raw meat to your table and expect you to cook it. Oh, and any cretin who thinks this is 'fun'. And I thought that getting served your dinner on a roof tile with a jug of chips was bad enough. What the f**k. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deej Posted July 28, 2017 Share Posted July 28, 2017 Pubs/eateries that bring a hot brick and raw meat to your table and expect you to cook it. Oh, and any cretin who thinks this is 'fun'. And I thought that getting served your dinner on a roof tile with a jug of chips was bad enough. What the f**k. Had this abroad a couple times and loved it, means I can have my steak as rare as possible, and nothing goes cold. It helped that the steak was the size of a babies head though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjw Posted July 28, 2017 Share Posted July 28, 2017 It helped that the steak was the size of a babies head though. You never know if you were in Portugal. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted July 28, 2017 Share Posted July 28, 2017 Scousers. Whinging faced c***s. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whiskychimp Posted July 28, 2017 Share Posted July 28, 2017 15 minutes ago, mizfit said: Scousers. Whinging faced c***s. I met one scouser on holiday, pished at lunchtime, rotten teeth and a big beer belly asking if it was true that Scottish folk would drink anything? He'd heard we'd even drink petrol. f**k off jakey and take that permanently inserted dummy out your 4 years olds gob. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tarapoa Posted July 28, 2017 Share Posted July 28, 2017 Ignore if you don't use Excel regularly. But if you do, why would you not 'freeze panes', as it takes around a nanosecond to do so? I get irritated sitting in a 'status meeting' or the likes and the presenter has not done this - thus leaving us guessing what all the blurb we're reading on the screen refers to. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted July 28, 2017 Share Posted July 28, 2017 6 hours ago, whiskychimp said: I met one scouser on holiday, pished at lunchtime, rotten teeth and a big beer belly asking if it was true that Scottish folk would drink anything? He'd heard we'd even drink petrol. Eh? Only me then? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted July 28, 2017 Share Posted July 28, 2017 Got a card earlier saying DPD had tried to deliver a parcel but we weren't in, so they left it with a neighbour. Tried the neighbour a couple of times but no answer. Figured no big deal, I'll get it tomorrow. Oh no... neighbour has to come and ring the fucking bell THREE FUCKING TIMES at HALF PAST FUCKING TEN to hand me the parcel in. Everyone in our street knows we have two young kids, who are now WIDE FUCKING AWAKE. What the f**k goes through some people's heads? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 28, 2017 Share Posted July 28, 2017 Just walked past a beauty salon that was advertising something its window to be "semi permanent". Nope, if it's not permanent it's fucking temporary. You have a permanent semi when you walk by the swing park. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted July 28, 2017 Share Posted July 28, 2017 You have a permanent semi when you walk by the swing park. I like to bidet my time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted July 29, 2017 Share Posted July 29, 2017 Ordered a delightful pair of loafers for going on holiday on Monday. They got delivered yesterday, but they'd sent a pair of tan suede ones, instead of tan leather that I'd wanted. It's now a race against the clock to see if the leather ones arrive by Monday. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted July 29, 2017 Share Posted July 29, 2017 Ordered a delightful pair of loafers for going on holiday on Monday. They got delivered yesterday, but they'd sent a pair of tan suede ones, instead of tan leather that I'd wanted. It's now a race against the clock to see if the leather ones arrive by Monday. Loafers? Where are you and the other pensioners going this year? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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