DA Baracus Posted September 14, 2017 Share Posted September 14, 2017 Folk who think you should rinse your mouth out after brushing your teeth are probably the same kind of folk who think mouthwash should be used after brushing your teeth as well (instead of before). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted September 14, 2017 Share Posted September 14, 2017 Separate cheese might be the only option. Sad but true if mediation fails. Or buying cheese in perfect cubes 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted September 14, 2017 Share Posted September 14, 2017 Or buying cheese in perfect cubes That only works until you cut the first slice.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buchan30 Posted September 14, 2017 Share Posted September 14, 2017 Adolf's not as popular a name as it used to be tbf. Aye, that german boy ruined it for the rest of us. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotThePars Posted September 14, 2017 Share Posted September 14, 2017 So the only argument against brushing your teeth in the shower so far is because you can't rinse your mouth out afterwards (which you shouldn't do anyway)? Try it, lads. Ignore the scepticism. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whiskychimp Posted September 14, 2017 Share Posted September 14, 2017 3 hours ago, KnightswoodBear said: I've read the last couple of pages and I'm still not entirely sure what's going on. Does she lie the cheese flat on it's large side? Or stand it upright along the longest narrow side and slice down the way? Because the second example is correct. The first is the act of a crazy person. 3 hours ago, JamesP_81 said: It's crazier than either of them , I gather that she stands it on a narrow side , doesn't matter which , then slices a layer off the large side. I just don't understand how that could result in a slice of uniform thickness , I would also be intrigued to know how she deals with it when the block gets down to its final quarter thickness or so , surely her technique could result in nothing other than a broken shambles . That would be correct. Stands it on the narrow end and slices down the big face. She says its the perfect size for a slice of bread. She doesnt want to waste her time with rubbish wee rectangles. It take her an age to cut a slice and I've never been around to witness what happens towards the end. I can only assume she throws half the block in the bin 3 hours ago, KnightswoodBear said: I hadn't even contemplated that someone would do this. She'll kill him in his sleep. Its worrying, isn't it. Not sure if she should be allowed to bring up a child. Maybe I should call social services. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 14, 2017 Share Posted September 14, 2017 5 minutes ago, whiskychimp said: Its worrying, isn't it. Not sure if she should be allowed to bring up a child. Maybe I should call social services. She's going to rip your throat out with a cheese knife in the throes or passion one day. Sounds like a keeper. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Finch road Posted September 14, 2017 Share Posted September 14, 2017 c***s, (usually central belt/west coast c***s) that pronounce the letter J as "j-aye". Its fuckin "Jay" It's Jai 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted September 14, 2017 Share Posted September 14, 2017 1 minute ago, Shandon Par said: She's going to rip your throat out with a cheese knife in the throes or passion one day. Aye, it'll take her f*cking ages, though. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted September 14, 2017 Share Posted September 14, 2017 Folk who think you should rinse your mouth out after brushing your teeth are probably the same kind of folk who think mouthwash should be used after brushing your teeth as well (instead of before). Hold the fucking phone, mouthwash before you brush your teeth? I'm no really a mouthwash guy, more brush and spit man, but mouthwash before you brush?! Before? The worlds going to hell in a hand cart. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsr Posted September 14, 2017 Share Posted September 14, 2017 Old people. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted September 14, 2017 Share Posted September 14, 2017 53 minutes ago, NorthernJambo said: No he never. The bairn John John Smith. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted September 14, 2017 Share Posted September 14, 2017 9 minutes ago, NorthernJambo said: Hold the fucking phone, mouthwash before you brush your teeth? I'm no really a mouthwash guy, more brush and spit man, but mouthwash before you brush?! Before? The worlds going to hell in a hand cart. Yes, for the same reason you shouldn't rinse your mouth out with water after you brush your teeth. http://www.nhs.uk/Livewell/dentalhealth/Pages/Teethcleaningguide.aspx 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted September 14, 2017 Share Posted September 14, 2017 Yes, for the same reason you shouldn't rinse your mouth out with water after you brush your teeth.http://www.nhs.uk/Livewell/dentalhealth/Pages/Teethcleaningguide.aspx Okay, I'm less perplexed by this development. It's not directly before as I had in mind. Not directly after either. Just a random point in the day, aye nae bother. Just give me wooden teeth now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted September 14, 2017 Share Posted September 14, 2017 I do it right before 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted September 14, 2017 Share Posted September 14, 2017 I do it right before Let's not judge the world on your ideas. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted September 14, 2017 Share Posted September 14, 2017 1 minute ago, NorthernJambo said: Let's not judge the world on your ideas. Shame, as it would be a better world. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted September 14, 2017 Share Posted September 14, 2017 Shame, as it would be a better world. Can we agree on different? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted September 14, 2017 Share Posted September 14, 2017 Just now, NorthernJambo said: Can we agree on different? It certainly would be that 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted September 14, 2017 Share Posted September 14, 2017 55 minutes ago, Finch road said: It's Jai Its fuckin not, it sounds fucking ridiculous when said like that. Its Jay. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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