NorthernJambo Posted September 4, 2017 Share Posted September 4, 2017 The last three months can take can take a f**k to themselves, first my girlfriend gets taken into hospital as she needs her gallbladder removed, a week after she's out I broke my heel bone and have been off work since and today my mum's been diagnosed with breast cancer, they seem to have caught it early thankfully but it's still a nightmare. Just as well Accies are doing no bad for a change otherwise I'd be ready for flinging myself off a tall building. f**k sake, Bert. Sorry about all that pal. Hopefully a full and speedy recovery for all concerned. And Hamilton will soon be shite again but that's when you know things are back to normal. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Lambies Doos Posted September 4, 2017 Share Posted September 4, 2017 The last three months can take a f**k to themselves, first my girlfriend gets taken into hospital as she needs her gallbladder removed, a week after she's out I broke my heel bone and have been off work since and today my mum's been diagnosed with breast cancer, they seem to have caught it early thankfully but it's still a nightmare. Just as well Accies are doing no bad for a change otherwise I'd be ready for flinging myself off a tall building. Sorry to hear that m8. Hopefully all works out well; except accies of course. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted September 5, 2017 Share Posted September 5, 2017 Had the dreaded CHAP CHAP "EMBDY IN" from the cleaner whilst having a shit this morning at work. Keeps changing her routine, can't get a shite in peace. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted September 5, 2017 Share Posted September 5, 2017 Had the dreaded CHAP CHAP "EMBDY IN" from the cleaner whilst having a shit this morning at work. Keeps changing her routine, can't get a shite in peace. Absolute worst, my condolences.Thankfully our cleaner is a stickler for timekeeping and I can shit in relative peace. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted September 5, 2017 Share Posted September 5, 2017 Had the dreaded CHAP CHAP "EMBDY IN" from the cleaner whilst having a shit this morning at work. Keeps changing her routine, can't get a shite in peace. Should have thrown your jobby at her. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irvine_buddie Posted September 5, 2017 Share Posted September 5, 2017 27 minutes ago, Rugster said: Had the dreaded CHAP CHAP "EMBDY IN" from the cleaner whilst having a shit this morning at work. Keeps changing her routine, can't get a shite in peace. Nothing worse, having to awkwardly shout back "Aye 2 mins" then speed wipe your arse when you've been looking forward to a relaxing shite/skive all morning. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moomintroll Posted September 5, 2017 Share Posted September 5, 2017 The last three months can take a f**k to themselves, first my girlfriend gets taken into hospital as she needs her gallbladder removed, a week after she's out I broke my heel bone and have been off work since and today my mum's been diagnosed with breast cancer, they seem to have caught it early thankfully but it's still a nightmare. Just as well Accies are doing no bad for a change otherwise I'd be ready for flinging myself off a tall building. Hope everything goes well domestically, utter p***k of a disease but good news that they caught it early, hope everything goes to shit footbally however. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted September 5, 2017 Share Posted September 5, 2017 37 minutes ago, Rugster said: Had the dreaded CHAP CHAP "EMBDY IN" from the cleaner whilst having a shit this morning at work. Keeps changing her routine, can't get a shite in peace. Our cleaners do this, but then still come in and clean even if you're mid shite (obviously they don't clean the cubicle you're in at the time; they instead stand impatiently outside waiting). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anotherchance Posted September 5, 2017 Share Posted September 5, 2017 People whose birthday falls between Thursday - Monday (inclusive) who then declare that weekend their "birthday weekend" and demand the accompanying fuss, rather than just having a birthday like everybody else. Especially embarrassing when grown men do this. Spoiled wee lassie mentality. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted September 5, 2017 Share Posted September 5, 2017 People whose birthday falls between Thursday - Monday (inclusive) who then declare that weekend their "birthday weekend" and demand the accompanying fuss, rather than just having a birthday like everybody else. Especially embarrassing when grown men do this. Spoiled wee lassie mentality. Anyone that makes a big deal out of their birthday. It's a sure fire sign of immaturity and low self esteem. Have a fucking word. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted September 5, 2017 Share Posted September 5, 2017 1 hour ago, anotherchance said: People whose birthday falls between Thursday - Monday (inclusive) who then declare that weekend their "birthday weekend" and demand the accompanying fuss, rather than just having a birthday like everybody else. Especially embarrassing when grown men do this. Spoiled wee lassie mentality. I may be guilty here. I always celebrate my birthday on the nearest Saturday so I can get properly pished with no work worries. I wouldn't extend it though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irvine_buddie Posted September 5, 2017 Share Posted September 5, 2017 15 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Are folk on here purposely going into work early to have a shit or do the cleaners work 9-5? Normal cleaners are usually in early before the workforce arrives in my experience. Our cleaner work 9-5.. or at least they are here 9-5 but they clean the toilets when I'm shitting and clean the kitchen when I want a cup of coffee. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted September 5, 2017 Share Posted September 5, 2017 The last three months can take a f**k to themselves, first my girlfriend gets taken into hospital as she needs her gallbladder removed, a week after she's out I broke my heel bone and have been off work since and today my mum's been diagnosed with breast cancer, they seem to have caught it early thankfully but it's still a nightmare. Just as well Accies are doing no bad for a change otherwise I'd be ready for flinging myself off a tall building. Hope your name is ok Bert. My mum went through the same, been in remission for over ten years now. Caught it early enough, had a wee op and the treatment. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted September 5, 2017 Share Posted September 5, 2017 I may be guilty here. I always celebrate my birthday on the nearest Saturday so I can get properly pished with no work worries. I wouldn't extend it though. Just checked and my birthday is a Friday next year. I will be getting hammered all that weekend. Not sorry. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 5, 2017 Share Posted September 5, 2017 3 minutes ago, NorthernJambo said: Just checked and my birthday is a Friday next year. I will be getting hammered all that weekend. Not sorry. Wednesday next year. 40. Would love a day of peace and quiet. No phone. No nagging. That or a hotel suite with the missus and a couple of open minded masseuses. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted September 5, 2017 Share Posted September 5, 2017 This year I spent my birthday in Greenock. I knew it would be shit long before it arrived. Fucking fixture list 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest Saints Fan Posted September 5, 2017 Share Posted September 5, 2017 My birthday is on a Thursday this year. Next Thursday to be specific. I am celebrating it over the weekend. @Rugster better have bought me a decent present too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted September 5, 2017 Share Posted September 5, 2017 My birthday is on a Thursday this year. Next Thursday to be specific. I am celebrating it over the weekend. [mention=1852]Rugster[/mention] better have bought me a decent present too. Don't be too disappointed if it's a Tennents branded towel 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest Saints Fan Posted September 5, 2017 Share Posted September 5, 2017 Just now, Swarley said: Don't be too disappointed if it's a Tennents branded towel he emailed me boasting about winning it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted September 5, 2017 Share Posted September 5, 2017 1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Are folk on here purposely going into work early to have a shit or do the cleaners work 9-5? Normal cleaners are usually in early before the workforce arrives in my experience. Our cleaners clean the toilets between 09.00 and 09.30. They've clearly timed it to mess with everyone and cause the most hassle possible. Also there are 2 of each toilets on our floor/in our area (2 men's, 2 women's and 2 disabled) and they often clean both the men's at the same time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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