heedthebaa Posted November 16, 2017 Share Posted November 16, 2017 I’ve just spent an hour figuring out how to turn something called Optimus prime into a fucking lorry 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted November 16, 2017 Share Posted November 16, 2017 2 minutes ago, heedthebaa said: I’ve just spent an hour figuring out how to turn something called Optimus prime into a fucking lorry You just say "Transform". 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted November 16, 2017 Share Posted November 16, 2017 Just now, Bobby Skidmarks said: You just say "Transform". Fuuuuck really, I’ll just say to the bairn to f**k off and go and see ya da next time 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trackdaybob Posted November 16, 2017 Share Posted November 16, 2017 2 hours ago, WeAreElgin said: f**k Nairn. A town designed by arseholes, for arseholes, populated by arseholes. Says the boy from Elgin 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted November 16, 2017 Share Posted November 16, 2017 18 minutes ago, Trackdaybob said: Says the boy from Elgin He's right though. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted November 16, 2017 Share Posted November 16, 2017 2 hours ago, Jmothecat2 said: Every time I go onto a new website some thing comes up about cookies. I know that your website, as with every other website, has cookies. Why does every website come up with a warning for it? Because they changed the law a while back to make websites advise users of them. Wikipedia says: The tracking cookies, and especially third-party tracking cookies, are commonly used as ways to compile long-term records of individuals' browsing histories – a potential privacy concern that prompted European and U.S. lawmakers to take action in 2011. European law requires that all websites targeting European Union member states gain "informed consent" from users before storing non-essential cookies on their device. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyclizine Posted November 16, 2017 Share Posted November 16, 2017 I've to go to Nairn tomorrow. f**k Nairn. A town designed by arseholes, for arseholes, populated by arseholes. What makes this worse is the fact that some dickhead decided we should have our work Christmas night out in Nairn. f**k Nairn. Could've been Keith, to be fair 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted November 16, 2017 Share Posted November 16, 2017 4 hours ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Are you sure it wasn't you that stole the money? If someone asked me to recall that story I'd have said it was you. It's all this Dee this and Dee that, I get you all mixed up. It's all in the Dee- tails. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesP_81 Posted November 17, 2017 Share Posted November 17, 2017 Just in McDonald's for a coffee ( don't judge me , just dropped the car off for servicing in the middle of an industrial estate and it's the only place for miles around !) I'm the only customer in the place and my order is one coffee. The server gives me an order number then proceeds to make the coffee herself from the machine right behind her . When it's ready turns round , walks right past me to give it to someone else at the 'collection point ' who shouts out my order number as if the place is thick with customers and she has no idea who that order is for , for me to have to walk over there to get it ! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted November 17, 2017 Share Posted November 17, 2017 Just in McDonald's for a coffee ( don't judge me , just dropped the car off for servicing in the middle of an industrial estate and it's the only place for miles around !) I'm the only customer in the place and my order is one coffee. The server gives me an order number then proceeds to make the coffee herself from the machine right behind her . When it's ready turns round , walks right past me to give it to someone else at the 'collection point ' who shouts out my order number as if the place is thick with customers and she has no idea who that order is for , for me to have to walk over there to get it ! The system works. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted November 17, 2017 Share Posted November 17, 2017 2 hours ago, JamesP_81 said: Just in McDonald's for a coffee ( don't judge me , just dropped the car off for servicing in the middle of an industrial estate and it's the only place for miles around !) I'm the only customer in the place and my order is one coffee. The server gives me an order number then proceeds to make the coffee herself from the machine right behind her . When it's ready turns round , walks right past me to give it to someone else at the 'collection point ' who shouts out my order number as if the place is thick with customers and she has no idea who that order is for , for me to have to walk over there to get it ! 2 hours ago, Scary Bear said: The system works. I f they didn't do it that way one of those two wuld be unemployed, and possibly unemployable elsewhere, and round the corner breaking in your car and nicking stuff, Be thankful that these roles exist and for can be filled by those with the brain power to stick to the system like a poorly programmed automaton. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted November 17, 2017 Share Posted November 17, 2017 These two cuntsuppers: 15 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lambie's Pigeon Feed Posted November 17, 2017 Share Posted November 17, 2017 When the boss sits at the table next to you in the lunch bit, I take the headphones off for a wee chat, he goes back to his paper, I get back to P&B, but feel it's rude to stick my headphones back in. This is the third time this week. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted November 17, 2017 Share Posted November 17, 2017 1 minute ago, Lambie's Pigeon Feed said: When the boss sits at the table next to you in the lunch bit, I take the headphones off for a wee chat, he goes back to his paper, I get back to P&B, but feel it's rude to stick my headphones back in. This is the third time this week. Being groomed? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted November 17, 2017 Share Posted November 17, 2017 I've to go to Nairn tomorrow. f**k Nairn. A town designed by arseholes, for arseholes, populated by arseholes. What makes this worse is the fact that some dickhead decided we should have our work Christmas night out in Nairn. f**k Nairn. From nairn myself (yes i am an arsehole)Who ever decided to put all those traffic lights up and the sheer number of co-ops is infuriating enough but half the bars are now either closed or dying on their arses You don't like Nairn then? Not many do. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted November 17, 2017 Share Posted November 17, 2017 Theres f**k all wrong with Nairn. Lived there for 20+ years. Yes. Yes there is 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 17, 2017 Share Posted November 17, 2017 19 minutes ago, throbber said: Did they ever find out who shot that banker? It was his wife. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted November 17, 2017 Share Posted November 17, 2017 Sitting looking out at a perfect clear blue autumn sky there when the fucking Air Canada AC855 London Vancouver flight decides to cross the sky and leave a shitty vapour trail. Inwardly seething. Time for a bottle of buckfast, I think. FTFY x 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted November 17, 2017 Share Posted November 17, 2017 3 hours ago, throbber said: Did they ever find out who shot that banker? You can safely assume that all unsolved murders were the work of WTM. -2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted November 17, 2017 Share Posted November 17, 2017 Did they ever find out who shot that banker? No. Christ they are still solving the great mystery of the short change from the alldays 1996 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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