Cosmic Joe Posted September 25, 2017 Share Posted September 25, 2017 On holiday in Turkey. Having a great time but everyone f****ng smokes. The locals, the Russians, the Germans, the English. You can't sit outside in a bar without the entire table next to you sparking up.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torpar Posted September 25, 2017 Share Posted September 25, 2017 Junior/Amateur fans (I could stop there I know) referring to the Scottish Cup (the real one and their diddy versions) as 'the Scottish' 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tarapoa Posted September 25, 2017 Share Posted September 25, 2017 Checking out of my hotel this morning. Was quite busy - with all three desk staff occupied. There was a queue in the middle, with the obvious system of just waiting to see which desk came free first. Then a portly German businessman decided to create his own little queue on the furthest desk - and the hotel folks tended to him, much to the derision of those that had queued longer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted September 26, 2017 Share Posted September 26, 2017 People who use the term 'Beast Mode'. It's not just that fat black lad who plays football badly. There are more of them on social media.Everyone knows the connotations of Beast, so why would you say you were in Beast Mode? It's just wrong. I wish they would stop it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jmothecat2 Posted September 26, 2017 Share Posted September 26, 2017 People who use the term 'Beast Mode'. It's not just that fat black lad who plays football badly. There are more of them on social media.Everyone knows the connotations of Beast, so why would you say you were in Beast Mode? It's just wrong. I wish they would stop it. I don't think that word has the same connotations elsewhere. When I stayed down in England one of my colleagues was nicknamed 'Beast'. He and the others had no idea why I was laughing when someone called him it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted September 26, 2017 Share Posted September 26, 2017 15 minutes ago, Jmothecat2 said: I don't think that word has the same connotations elsewhere. When I stayed down in England one of my colleagues was nicknamed 'Beast'. He and the others had no idea why I was laughing when someone called him it. When we were at Disney World earlier this year, my wife was ready for leaving me because I kept pointing out all the grown men wearing various "Beast" t shirts from Beauty and the Beast. Theres another one!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted September 26, 2017 Share Posted September 26, 2017 Wraps. Alright out of packet they are like baking paper, 5 seconds after any sort of context with filling they are like a wet sponge. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamaldo Posted September 26, 2017 Share Posted September 26, 2017 People who use the term 'Beast Mode'. It's not just that fat black lad who plays football badly. There are more of them on social media.Everyone knows the connotations of Beast, so why would you say you were in Beast Mode? It's just wrong. I wish they would stop it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted September 27, 2017 Share Posted September 27, 2017 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted September 27, 2017 Share Posted September 27, 2017 CHAP CHAP "Embdy in?? " 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 27, 2017 Share Posted September 27, 2017 Football mangers still wearing formal shirts with jumpers and what appear to be primary school trousers. The mangers of the two Dundee clubs are particularly bad offenders. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doulikefish Posted September 27, 2017 Share Posted September 27, 2017 Forgot my battery for my golf trolley today,utter fucking disaster 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted September 27, 2017 Share Posted September 27, 2017 Getting a hair in your mouth that's particularly difficult to remove, and it feels horrible. Such a relief when you find the b*****d. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted September 27, 2017 Share Posted September 27, 2017 Getting a hair in your mouth that's particularly difficult to remove, and it feels horrible. Such a relief when you find the b*****d. Tell him to tidy up and have a trim down there before you try again. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deanburn Dave Posted September 27, 2017 Share Posted September 27, 2017 Hand driers in toilets which have the blowing power of an asthmatic tortoise. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted September 27, 2017 Share Posted September 27, 2017 1 hour ago, Stellaboz said: Getting a hair in your mouth that's particularly difficult to remove, and it feels horrible. Such a relief when you find the b*****d. There is a classic episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm based around something similar... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted September 28, 2017 Share Posted September 28, 2017 Hand driers in toilets which have the blowing power of an asthmatic tortoise. Or the ones that take your skin off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted September 28, 2017 Share Posted September 28, 2017 Perfectly capable people who use the lift to go up a handful of flights. Lazy, lazy c***s. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jmothecat2 Posted September 28, 2017 Share Posted September 28, 2017 Perfectly capable people who use the lift to go up a handful of flights. Lazy, lazy c***s. How many is a handful? I would use a lift for 3 or more. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted September 28, 2017 Share Posted September 28, 2017 A normal person like me has 4 fingers and a thumb, so 5. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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