Adam Posted September 30, 2017 Share Posted September 30, 2017 I'd like to point out that I've only been patched three times in the last couple of years, and one of them was my ex-wife, so not that bad a record given how many STDS I have successfully swerved. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted September 30, 2017 Share Posted September 30, 2017 Are you only 30! Dumped by a fake-titted trollop. Life's no fair sometimes, but I'm sure there's plenty more fake tits on Tinder. Possibly even some good real ones. There are a lot of mental ones (women, not tits) out there too, or so I'm told. Sure you'll find one with good enough tits and mental state if you keep trying. I was 29 on Wednesday. Fucksake, I hate my life. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted September 30, 2017 Share Posted September 30, 2017 I was 29 on Wednesday. Fucksake, I hate my life. f**k off. I'm 31 and life is tremendous. Make it better for yourself or stop moaning.#motivationalking 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted September 30, 2017 Share Posted September 30, 2017 f**k off. I'm 31 and life is tremendous. Make it better for yourself or stop moaning.#motivationalking Do you not live in Germany though?I'm 29, recently single, live on my own (with a lazy b*****ding cat) and I'm stressed out to f**k with work. I'm living the dream.Wonder if that would cut mustard on my Tinder? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted September 30, 2017 Share Posted September 30, 2017 Do you not live in Germany though?I'm 29, recently single, live on my own (with a lazy b*****ding cat) and I'm stressed out to f**k with work. I'm living the dream.Wonder if that would cut mustard on my Tinder? I do but I chose to come, change up your situation. Get that cat on the treadmill, and yourself back on the diddy wagon. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted September 30, 2017 Share Posted September 30, 2017 I do but I chose to come, change up your situation. Get that cat on the treadmill, and yourself back on the diddy wagon. Think I'd kill the cat with any form of exercise. I know I'll get back on the wagon, but I'll be sad to never get a swatch of those diddies again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted September 30, 2017 Share Posted September 30, 2017 Think I'd kill the cat with any form of exercise. I know I'll get back on the wagon, but I'll be sad to never get a swatch of those diddies again. Not with that attitude anyway. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lichtie23 Posted September 30, 2017 Share Posted September 30, 2017 Did she give a valid reason ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted September 30, 2017 Share Posted September 30, 2017 Think I'd kill the cat with any form of exercise. I know I'll get back on the wagon, but I'll be sad to never get a swatch of those diddies again. What is it about you that women find so repulsive Adam? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted September 30, 2017 Share Posted September 30, 2017 Did she give a valid reason ? Said I couldn't spend enough time with her as I had kids, which is valid really, as they do spend a lot of time here with me.Throbber, probably the smell of your missus after I've climbed off her. That's pretty repulsive. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted September 30, 2017 Share Posted September 30, 2017 8 hours ago, JamesP_81 said: Just reading a letter my boy brought home from school today. Advertises the Halloween disco but underneath has a note saying please don't send your kids to the disco with any ghoulish or scary costumes. ... Halloween ... How old is your boy? If he's older than about ten then he shouldn't be celebrating Halloween anyway - Halloween is for kids, and though teenagers up to about 15 might be a grey area any adults who celebrate it should be taken out the back and shot. And yes, I know that would cover the entire population of the USA but what's the downside of that? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 30, 2017 Share Posted September 30, 2017 13 minutes ago, Adam said: Do you not live in Germany though? I'm 29, recently single, live on my own (with a lazy b*****ding cat) and I'm stressed out to f**k with work. I'm living the dream. Wonder if that would cut mustard on my Tinder? You support Clyde and you probably know Gunther as well. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lichtie23 Posted September 30, 2017 Share Posted September 30, 2017 Said I couldn't spend enough time with her as I had kids, which is valid really, as they do spend a lot of time here with me.Throbber, probably the smell of your missus after I've climbed off her. That's pretty repulsive. Fair play to her for being honest with you. You never know tho, she might realise it’s shite being without you and come crawling back. Did you introduce the kids to her? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted September 30, 2017 Share Posted September 30, 2017 Fair play to her for being honest with you. You never know tho, she might realise it’s shite being without you and come crawling back. Did you introduce the kids to her? Nah, far too soon, thank Christ. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted September 30, 2017 Share Posted September 30, 2017 You support Clyde and you probably know Gunther as well. I do know him, he's a good guy as well. Bit of a w**k, but his heart is always in the right place. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lichtie23 Posted September 30, 2017 Share Posted September 30, 2017 Nah, far too soon, thank Christ. Think I waited 5 months before introducing my 2 to the now future Mrs Lichtie23. Hope things work out for you 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted September 30, 2017 Share Posted September 30, 2017 Said I couldn't spend enough time with her as I had kids, which is valid really, as they do spend a lot of time here with me.Throbber, probably the smell of your missus after I've climbed off her. That's pretty repulsive. That was a slightly more nasty comeback than was called for but well played.If I was single again I would probably be a bit put off if the woman had kids and I didn't and we were constantly planning seeing one another because of the kids. Such is life though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tree house tam Posted September 30, 2017 Share Posted September 30, 2017 43 minutes ago, Adam said: I was 29 on Wednesday. Fucksake, I hate my life. On the plus side you would've got a present from fake tits burd. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whiskychimp Posted September 30, 2017 Share Posted September 30, 2017 35 minutes ago, lichtie23 said: Fair play to her for being honest with you That's not honest. That's line one of " How to leave a single parent" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesP_81 Posted September 30, 2017 Share Posted September 30, 2017 How old is your boy? If he's older than about ten then he shouldn't be celebrating Halloween anyway - Halloween is for kids, and though teenagers up to about 15 might be a grey area any adults who celebrate it should be taken out the back and shot. And yes, I know that would cover the entire population of the USA but what's the downside of that? He's 4 , his favourite time of the year and has been going on all year about wanting to be a zombie for Halloween. Just usual bullshit guidelines to protect the mollycoddled wee brats that would go running to mummy if someone pushes in front of them in a queue. Just waiting for the letter coming out soon requesting no mention of Christmas at school in case it offends non Christmassy type folk. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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