JamesP_81 Posted September 30, 2017 Share Posted September 30, 2017 James' sons big team found I said a zombie for Halloween not for a whole season ! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted September 30, 2017 Share Posted September 30, 2017 10 hours ago, Trackdaybob said: There are generally two types of private plate. There's the expensive, exclusive ones e.g ES1, DFR 6, R 10, etc, etc, etc. Then there's the ones bought by chavs from the DVLA for £250 where the spacing and lettering is altered and strategic placing of nuts/bolts is required in an attempt to spell a name or suchlike e.g C4RBN (carbon apparently) or more likely W4NK3R My private plate is my exact name. It only cost me £33 by deedpoll. It is so much cheaper to change your name than it is to get a personalised plate. Yours faithfully. MSF 555X 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted September 30, 2017 Share Posted September 30, 2017 2 minutes ago, supermik said: My private plate is my exact name. It only cost me £33 by deedpoll. It is so much cheaper to change your name than it is to get a personalised plate. Yours faithfully. MSF 555X I thought a more appropriate one for you would have been STE 4L 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted September 30, 2017 Share Posted September 30, 2017 And why would that be? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted September 30, 2017 Share Posted September 30, 2017 58 minutes ago, supermik said: My private plate is my exact name. It only cost me £33 by deedpoll. It is so much cheaper to change your name than it is to get a personalised plate. Yours faithfully. MSF 555X You dont change your name by deed poll in Scotland. Pasties & Tea for this shite 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted September 30, 2017 Share Posted September 30, 2017 Just this c***s face: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 30, 2017 Share Posted September 30, 2017 2 hours ago, invergowrie arab said: My mum has shared her choir singing on the family whatsapp. It's fucking shite and when I am the only one to point it out I'll be the bad guy again. It's the 'again' that makes this Seems like family dinner must be great round your parents' bit. "What's the big deal? I only said that mum's roast beef tastes like toasted arsehole. We all know it's true. Oh, FFS, stop crying!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted September 30, 2017 Share Posted September 30, 2017 A family WhatsApp group? Is this a thing? I avoid talking to most my family as much as I can nevermind having a group that they can chat shite 24/7. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted October 1, 2017 Share Posted October 1, 2017 5 hours ago, Bert Raccoon said: A family WhatsApp group? Is this a thing? I avoid talking to most my family as much as I can nevermind having a group that they can chat shite 24/7. Honestly you wouldn't believe what I put up with on that I'm a fucking saint I tried to leave a few times in early days but they kept adding me back in and it's at least useful as a reminder for when I'm to attend birthdays weddings and funerals. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dosser-fae-the-shire Posted October 1, 2017 Share Posted October 1, 2017 And why would that be? Because you're a thieving c**t. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Stellaboz Posted October 1, 2017 Share Posted October 1, 2017 Honestly you wouldn't believe what I put up with on that I'm a fucking saint I tried to leave a few times in early days but they kept adding me back in and it's at least useful as a reminder for when I'm to attend birthdays weddings and funerals. A fantastic opportunity for free scram. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdgarusQPFC Posted October 2, 2017 Share Posted October 2, 2017 c***s who barge on busses or otherwise impede people who are trying to get off said bus. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted October 2, 2017 Share Posted October 2, 2017 People that stop moving shortly after getting off an escalator. Fucking move! And don't be offended when people literally have to shove you out the way or a crush of people will happen. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted October 2, 2017 Share Posted October 2, 2017 Aye okay fatty you just bide yer time Fatty? I'm in rather decent form! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted October 2, 2017 Share Posted October 2, 2017 46 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: People that stop moving shortly after getting off an escalator. Fucking move! And don't be offended when people literally have to shove you out the way or a crush of people will happen. I was on the escalator up from the concourse at Waverley Station, behind some daft bint with an unfolded pushchair (front wheels on the step, handle held in the air to keep it level). When she got to the top she was unable to push it in a straight line and managed to get it stuck against the side, with me and a dozen people at my back rapidly approaching the blockage. She managed to wrestle it free just in time. The normal British reaction would have been a mild 'tut-tut' but I told her that was why she was supposed to fold the chair or take the bloody lift. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted October 2, 2017 Share Posted October 2, 2017 I was on the escalator up from the concourse at Waverley Station, behind some daft bint with an unfolded pushchair (front wheels on the step, handle held in the air to keep it level). When she got to the top she was unable to push it in a straight line and managed to get it stuck against the side, with me and a dozen people at my back rapidly approaching the blockage. She managed to wrestle it free just in time. The normal British reaction would have been a mild 'tut-tut' but I told her that was why she was supposed to fold the chair or take the bloody lift. https://s.yimg.com/lo/api/res/1.2/mpSil9bAWqKvhK1DlUUc0Q--~B/YXBwaWQ9eWlzZWFyY2g7Zmk9Zml0O2dlPTAwNjYwMDtncz0wMEEzMDA7aD0yMDA7dz0yNzg-/https://media.giphy.com/media/MAWxnzv6ZGd7q/200.gif.cf.gif 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted October 2, 2017 Share Posted October 2, 2017 People that stop moving shortly after getting off an escalator. Fucking move! And don't be offended when people literally have to shove you out the way or a crush of people will happen. I was going to post this the other day. Usually old fuckers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted October 2, 2017 Share Posted October 2, 2017 When the mobile app (Android) does this. I think Zen has posted a link or an image but it doesn't appear@Div why is this? Disgrace, sack the board, P&B season ticket thrown on pitch 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 2, 2017 Share Posted October 2, 2017 1 minute ago, Swarley said: When the mobile app (Android) does this. I think Zen has posted a link or an image but it doesn't appear@Div why is this? Disgrace, sack the board, P&B season ticket thrown on pitch 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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