SlipperyP Posted September 30, 2017 Share Posted September 30, 2017 I was 29 on Wednesday. Fucksake, I hate my life. 29 ffs get yourself on the randan tonight don't come back until your 30. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted September 30, 2017 Share Posted September 30, 2017 How old is your boy? If he's older than about ten then he shouldn't be celebrating Halloween anyway - Halloween is for kids, and though teenagers up to about 15 might be a grey area any adults who celebrate it should be taken out the back and shot. And yes, I know that would cover the entire population of the USA but what's the downside of that? Shits himself when there is an unexpected knock on the door!!!Or got spooked by a 6 yo with a hulk mask on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted September 30, 2017 Share Posted September 30, 2017 59 minutes ago, SlipperyP said: Shits himself when there is an unexpected knock on the door!!! Or got spooked by a 6 yo with a hulk mask on. You may have misunderstood. I was talking about the downside of shooting everybody in the USA. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted September 30, 2017 Share Posted September 30, 2017 Killing is ok 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted September 30, 2017 Share Posted September 30, 2017 1 hour ago, lichtie23 said: Think I waited 5 months before introducing my 2 to the now future Mrs Lichtie23. Hope things work out for you What's a now future? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted September 30, 2017 Share Posted September 30, 2017 I just got a new ATM card here. Six digets now ffs. Is this new? Anyway was told try the new card outside at the banks ATM. Some cunto was sitting on my shoulder while doing the deed. I turned round and gave him the f**k off. I then to proceed to ask what is the distance you should stand behind. I'm with at 3 MTR. Not a clue what the last means. Jimmy Hendricks and bee4a will do this. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 30, 2017 Share Posted September 30, 2017 10 hours ago, JamesP_81 said: Just reading a letter my boy brought home from school today. Advertises the Halloween disco but underneath has a note saying please don't send your kids to the disco with any ghoulish or scary costumes. ... Halloween ... Just masks they aren't keen on at the school ours goes to. I guess we are moving towards the even-more American version of Halloween, which is just a fancy dress party. f**k that shite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted September 30, 2017 Share Posted September 30, 2017 (edited) Nothing wrong with putting young children off Halloween. The younger they're made to realise it's a waste of time, the better. Edited September 30, 2017 by Miguel Sanchez 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted September 30, 2017 Share Posted September 30, 2017 Just masks they aren't keen on at the school ours goes to. I guess we are moving towards the even-more American version of Halloween, which is just a fancy dress party. f**k that shite. Don't kid yourself. You'll still shock the kids when you walk past the school. I take you as a big f**k off peado looking guy with a heart of gold 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 30, 2017 Share Posted September 30, 2017 Just now, SlipperyP said: Don't kid yourself. You'll still shock the kids when you walk past the school. I take you as a big f**k off peado looking guy with a heart of gold It's been well established on here that I'm Peter Sutcliffe. I forget, did he interfere with weans? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted September 30, 2017 Share Posted September 30, 2017 It's been well established on here that I'm Peter Sutcliffe. I forget, did he interfere with weans? No I shall not interuped. What we do. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 30, 2017 Share Posted September 30, 2017 Just now, SlipperyP said: No I shall not interuped. What we do. I like you, Slippy, but sometimes I do get the feeling that I'm communicating with a technical call centre in Bangalore. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted September 30, 2017 Share Posted September 30, 2017 I like you too. Can me meet I'm 43. Kiss all day f**k like a..... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted September 30, 2017 Share Posted September 30, 2017 Am I drunk again already? I’ve had a read back and can’t work out what’s going with Dave and Slippery here... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 30, 2017 Share Posted September 30, 2017 Just now, NorthernJambo said: Am I drunk again already? I’ve had a read back and can’t work out what’s going with Dave and Slippery here... I think I've pulled. Hey, beggars can't be choosers. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted September 30, 2017 Share Posted September 30, 2017 I think I've pulled. Hey, beggars can't be choosers. Ach fair enough, happy hunting to you! Just sleep with an eye open and all pillows accounted for. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trackdaybob Posted September 30, 2017 Share Posted September 30, 2017 11 hours ago, JamesP_81 said: On another car theme people who have private plates but the then print their name at the bottom of the plate as the link between the actual plate and their name is so tenuous. There are generally two types of private plate. There's the expensive, exclusive ones e.g ES1, DFR 6, R 10, etc, etc, etc. Then there's the ones bought by chavs from the DVLA for £250 where the spacing and lettering is altered and strategic placing of nuts/bolts is required in an attempt to spell a name or suchlike e.g C4RBN (carbon apparently) or more likely W4NK3R 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTG_03 Posted September 30, 2017 Share Posted September 30, 2017 People who breath loudly through their nose when eating. Does my nut in. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deej Posted September 30, 2017 Share Posted September 30, 2017 has been going on all year about wanting to be a zombie for Halloween. James' sons big team found 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted September 30, 2017 Share Posted September 30, 2017 My mum has shared her choir singing on the family whatsapp. It's fucking shite and when I am the only one to point it out I'll be the bad guy again. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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