Guest Moomintroll Posted October 23, 2017 Share Posted October 23, 2017 All i can say is FIFA'S gonna FIFA. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karpaty Posted October 23, 2017 Share Posted October 23, 2017 Yeah, 12 fines in 6 years including a "f**k UEFA" banner on top of that. Two fines already this season - beggars belief how they've won that particular award. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotThePars Posted October 24, 2017 Share Posted October 24, 2017 FIFA recognises hustle when it sees it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted October 24, 2017 Share Posted October 24, 2017 Groups of c***s that not only slowly walk down the middle of corridors, but also congregate in front the doors to block them as well. Basically, students. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted October 24, 2017 Share Posted October 24, 2017 Groups of c***s that not only slowly walk down the middle of corridors, but also congregate in front the doors to block them as well. Basically, students. And old c***s. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Audaces Fortuna Juvat Posted October 24, 2017 Share Posted October 24, 2017 19 hours ago, Karpaty said: Yeah, 12 fines in 6 years including a "f**k UEFA" banner on top of that. Two fines already this season - beggars belief how they've won that particular award. I see what you did there 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whiskychimp Posted October 24, 2017 Share Posted October 24, 2017 My downstairs neighbour who must surely be filling the wheelie bins with bricks before i put them out. Wouldn't be so bad on the flat but there is lifting and chippie stones to negotiate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Cort's Hamstring Posted October 24, 2017 Share Posted October 24, 2017 Being one myself I normally defend cyclists, but the amount of people I've seen in recent weeks with either no lights, or lights on the wrong way round is ridiculous. Why the f*ck would anyone put the red light on the front of their bike? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted October 24, 2017 Share Posted October 24, 2017 Groups of c***s that not only slowly walk down the middle of corridors, but also congregate in front the doors to block them as well. Basically, students. Not just students, happens at my work all the time. Get out the way c*nts 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karpaty Posted October 25, 2017 Share Posted October 25, 2017 17 hours ago, Hedgecutter said: Groups of c***s that not only slowly walk down the middle of corridors, but also congregate in front the doors to block them as well. Basically, students. I need to get off the bus at Cathedral Street in Glasgow (Uni road if anyone doesn't know) and trying to negotiate it at peak times is soul destroying and that was before half of the road was ripped up. Walking three or four abreast on public pavements should be illegal. 13 hours ago, Bishoptonbankie said: This behaviour is magnified in shops, particularly close to the entrances. People blocking entire aisles of supermarkets to have shitey inane conversations preventing me from achieving my task of getting in and out as quickly as possible ignoring all human contact stresses me out. 100%. 9 hours ago, Carl Cort's Hamstring said: Being one myself I normally defend cyclists, but the amount of people I've seen in recent weeks with either no lights, or lights on the wrong way round is ridiculous. Why the f*ck would anyone put the red light on the front of their bike? What's the law on running red lights? I was nearly flattened when crossing at a green man when some p***k nearly took my toes off. He was a ned though so I assume cyclists need to obey traffic lights the same as motorists, except maybe a second or so leeway for a push start. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted October 25, 2017 Share Posted October 25, 2017 I also saw an assumed (but blatantly obvious) student driving the wrong way up a one way street yesterday. That said, undergrads with cars are almost always exclusively c***s. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted October 26, 2017 Share Posted October 26, 2017 Tomato sauce squeezy bottles that need significant squeezing such that it's impossible to get that last wee bit of sauce you want towards the end of the meal, and instead end up smothering your food. Week ruined 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted October 26, 2017 Share Posted October 26, 2017 (edited) 10 mins on the phone to Bank of Scotland to find out the reason your online transfer won't go through is because you're using that really obscure internet browser known as Google Chrome. Eta: and the selection boxes don't work in Firefox that the wifey suggested. Jesus wept. Edited October 26, 2017 by Hedgecutter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted October 26, 2017 Share Posted October 26, 2017 I was forced to purchase a can of (sugar free) Irn Bru from Tesco this morning. It was 70p. 70p! A can of Irn Bru costs 70p! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted October 26, 2017 Share Posted October 26, 2017 "forced" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted October 26, 2017 Share Posted October 26, 2017 6 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: "forced" Yes, because I had none in the house. Usually I'd just buy a cheap multipack from Home Bargains or B&M. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted October 26, 2017 Share Posted October 26, 2017 1 minute ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Harvey Weinstein been relegated to Tesco Express has he? He kept asking me if I'd like him to pack things for me.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted October 26, 2017 Share Posted October 26, 2017 On 24/10/2017 at 10:14, NotThePars said: FIFA recognises hustle when it sees it. Maybe they saw the series without Adrian Lester. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted October 27, 2017 Share Posted October 27, 2017 When an article in a paper says '... as described below' but the point that it's referring to is found within an adjacent column. Same applies when it's on a completely different page, but often technically correct if you're reading the pdf form. Still, grrrr. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted October 28, 2017 Share Posted October 28, 2017 Only noticed when getting the tram that I've put my jogging bottoms on inside out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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