Sergeant Wilson Posted October 30, 2017 Share Posted October 30, 2017 8 minutes ago, Gaz said: A junkie spat Buckfast all over me and the inside of my car this afternoon. I hope you didn't pay him. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted October 30, 2017 Share Posted October 30, 2017 14 minutes ago, Gaz said: A junkie spat Buckfast all over me and the inside of my car this afternoon. That will teach you for drinking and driving ya junkie! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted October 30, 2017 Share Posted October 30, 2017 30 minutes ago, Gaz said: A junkie spat Buckfast all over me and the inside of my car this afternoon. Shouldn't have married her. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted October 30, 2017 Share Posted October 30, 2017 49 minutes ago, Patrick Bateman said: Where were you taking him? Inappropriate question. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aidan Posted October 30, 2017 Share Posted October 30, 2017 Had a shite phone for years, didn't drop it once. Decided to treat myself and spend £700 on a new one, within a week I've dropped it and smashed all the back of it[emoji34] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamaldo Posted October 30, 2017 Share Posted October 30, 2017 Had a shite phone for years, didn't drop it once. Decided to treat myself and spend £700 on a new one, within a week I've dropped it and smashed all the back of it[emoji34] £700 on a phone?£700? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aidan Posted October 30, 2017 Share Posted October 30, 2017 £700 on a phone?£700? Yes. Decided to buy outright rather than go on contract although I get the feeling the replacement is going to be more difficult to sort out than if I did go contract. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tree house tam Posted October 31, 2017 Share Posted October 31, 2017 Fucking bank card got swallowed this morning, it's my fucking pay day so there's cash in there!! b*****ds. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted October 31, 2017 Share Posted October 31, 2017 11 hours ago, Bairnardo said: How the f**k did that happen?? 11 hours ago, Swarley said: Was that extra? 11 hours ago, Bert Raccoon said: Although this is a truly awful thing to happen, I can't stop laughing. 11 hours ago, Patrick Bateman said: Where were you taking him? 11 hours ago, Sergeant Wilson said: I hope you didn't pay him. 11 hours ago, johnnydun said: That will teach you for drinking and driving ya junkie! 11 hours ago, GordonD said: Shouldn't have married her. 10 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Predictable responses, lads. 0/10 Full story - I was stopped in Camelon waiting to get onto the main street when said junkie walked in front of my car and gave me the fingers. I peeped the horn and shrugged my shoulders to say "what was that for?" and she started shouting at me but was walking away. Another car peeped its horn and she thought it was me peeping again. She came back over to the car and stuck her hand through the window (the window was down) threatening to pour her Buckfast all over the inside of my car. I thought she was bluffing but I couldn't go anywhere due to the traffic. She then took a swig of Buckfast and gobbed it all over me and the inside of my car. I pulled over and got a couple of snaps of her so I could report it. I'm laughing now but the inside of my car stinks of Buckfast. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted October 31, 2017 Share Posted October 31, 2017 £700 on a phone?£700? The new I phone is £1000 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted October 31, 2017 Share Posted October 31, 2017 4 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: This is giving me the boak. Thats a proper day-ruiner. I thought you liked Buckfast. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted October 31, 2017 Share Posted October 31, 2017 10 hours ago, Aidan said: Had a shite phone for years, didn't drop it once. Decided to treat myself and spend £700 on a new one, within a week I've dropped it and smashed all the back of it Almost identical thing happened to me, though I had it for a couple of months at least. 10 hours ago, Jamaldo said: £700 on a phone? £700? Better than a 2 year deal where the 'phone is provided. I've got a SIM only deal with Vodafone. 4G, 10 Gb data per month, unlimited texts, 500 minutes - costs less than £14. Add that to £700 over 2 years and it's just over £40; less because I can claim the VAT back. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted October 31, 2017 Share Posted October 31, 2017 23 minutes ago, Bishoptonbankie said: Get yourself checked for hep if it got in your mouth. A bit of it did, but that's something I hadn't considered until now. I'm a bit worried! Will phone NHS 24. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted October 31, 2017 Share Posted October 31, 2017 Just now, Bairnardo said: Done well to restrain yourself from mowing this fucker down tbf. In hindsight that would have been a better option, locked up for attempted murder rather than potentially having aids 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 31, 2017 Share Posted October 31, 2017 1 hour ago, Gaz said: Predictable responses, lads. 0/10 Full story - I was stopped in Camelon waiting to get onto the main street when said junkie walked in front of my car and gave me the fingers. I peeped the horn and shrugged my shoulders to say "what was that for?" and she started shouting at me but was walking away. Another car peeped its horn and she thought it was me peeping again. She came back over to the car and stuck her hand through the window (the window was down) threatening to pour her Buckfast all over the inside of my car. I thought she was bluffing but I couldn't go anywhere due to the traffic. She then took a swig of Buckfast and gobbed it all over me and the inside of my car. I pulled over and got a couple of snaps of her so I could report it. I'm laughing now but the inside of my car stinks of Buckfast. You know the rules..... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted October 31, 2017 Share Posted October 31, 2017 12 minutes ago, Gaz said: A bit of it did, but that's something I hadn't considered until now. I'm a bit worried! Will phone NHS 24. Buckfast probably kills off most germs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karpaty Posted October 31, 2017 Share Posted October 31, 2017 I’m lucky to still be alive. I’m in Ukraine at the moment and yesterday got absolutely blotto, probably the worst I’ve ever been as I can’t remember anything. Usually I’m not that bad when drunk but yesterday was mental. Ah well, f**k. Bird in the phone shop fixed my phone for nothing in exchange for a 10 minute English lesson, could have shagged her there and then as it’s absolutely vital I have a working phone here. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted October 31, 2017 Share Posted October 31, 2017 I’m lucky to still be alive. Aye this living carry on is a right fucking nuisance. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karpaty Posted October 31, 2017 Share Posted October 31, 2017 7 minutes ago, 19QOS19 said: Aye this living carry on is a right fucking nuisance. I’d imagine working for Scotrail can make you think that way 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted October 31, 2017 Share Posted October 31, 2017 I’d imagine working for Scotrail can make you think that way [emoji6] It'd be a great place to work if it wasn't for the public... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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