welshbairn Posted October 31, 2017 Share Posted October 31, 2017 5 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: Bus from Maastricht back to Köln hf an hour late. Which is better than on the way here when it was canceled after being told it was late. The sooner I can afford a car a over here the better, I hate the scaff wagon. Just find a dope dealer in Cologne, much cheaper than buying a car. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted October 31, 2017 Share Posted October 31, 2017 f**k sake, twenty fucking bags of haribo, lollies, Parma violets and still they keep coming. Gave out two pound in change, now sitting with lights off watching tv. Wee fuckers wouldn't stop if I was lying dead in the street. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trackdaybob Posted October 31, 2017 Share Posted October 31, 2017 1 hour ago, Dons_1988 said: When did they stop having to tell a joke or something to get their sweets? The exact minute it stopped being 'guising' and became another poorly imitated americanism. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 31, 2017 Share Posted October 31, 2017 14 minutes ago, D.A.F.C said: f**k sake, twenty fucking bags of haribo, lollies, Parma violets Callum Smith’s signing on fee 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted October 31, 2017 Share Posted October 31, 2017 Wonder how busy Maddies parents door is tonight. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted October 31, 2017 Share Posted October 31, 2017 I always thought I was a grumpy c**t but no compared to many of the greetin faced twats on here. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted October 31, 2017 Share Posted October 31, 2017 19 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Callum Smith’s signing on fee I could have signed up the entire Scotland U21 squad for this. All I got was one shit joke about a ghost and the kid forgot the punchline. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hampden Diehard Posted October 31, 2017 Share Posted October 31, 2017 The Great British Bake Off - every feckin night for the rest of your life. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hampden Diehard Posted October 31, 2017 Share Posted October 31, 2017 17 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: If only they had someone in power that could make things run on time. Right area of thinking....but I think that was Mussolini; the other one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted October 31, 2017 Share Posted October 31, 2017 If there was someone who would make all public transport and services run on time, I would vote for them no matter what their stance on anything else was tbh. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 31, 2017 Share Posted October 31, 2017 16 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Adolfo was quite good with the old trains as well tbf. The consequences of getting on the wrong train may have been a tad severe though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted October 31, 2017 Share Posted October 31, 2017 1 hour ago, D.A.F.C said: f**k sake, twenty fucking bags of haribo, lollies, Parma violets and still they keep coming. Gave out two pound in change, now sitting with lights off watching tv. Wee fuckers wouldn't stop if I was lying dead in the street. not had one at the door, I love this estate, the wee fuckers ken the craic 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 31, 2017 Share Posted October 31, 2017 12 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Bit like Scotrail really. The guards in the Reich were better dressed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted October 31, 2017 Share Posted October 31, 2017 Totally agreeing with all the Halloween gripes. One good thing about Australia (some might say the only thing but they are dicks) is that if your house isnt decorated then no one bothers you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted October 31, 2017 Share Posted October 31, 2017 Living in the arse end of the arse end of nowhere has its benefits on this evening. Though i had to put the bins out in pitch black as the wall lights to stretch to the road. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted October 31, 2017 Share Posted October 31, 2017 Living in the arse end of the arse end of nowhere has its benefits on this evening. Though i had to put the bins out in pitch black as the wall lights to stretch to the road. Didn't realise you were in Australia too mate, g'day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted October 31, 2017 Share Posted October 31, 2017 (edited) 39 minutes ago, heedthebaa said: not had one at the door, I love this estate, the wee fuckers ken the craic Perhaps they think you're a paedophile? Edited October 31, 2017 by Bert Raccoon 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted October 31, 2017 Share Posted October 31, 2017 1 hour ago, Bert Raccoon said: Perhaps they think you're a paedophile? It’s probably my gold tracksuit, cigar and white hair that unnerves them right enough 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted October 31, 2017 Share Posted October 31, 2017 One for folk with young kids...Biff & Chip: Pair of wee p***ks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arabdownunder Posted October 31, 2017 Share Posted October 31, 2017 3 hours ago, Swarley said: Totally agreeing with all the Halloween gripes. One good thing about Australia (some might say the only thing but they are dicks) is that if your house isnt decorated then no one bothers you. Nah. We had a couple of wee shites at our door. Gave them some chup-a-chups which had probably been in the back of the cupboard for 3 or 4 years. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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