Trackdaybob Posted October 31, 2017 Share Posted October 31, 2017 1 hour ago, throbber said: The new I phone is £1000 Only if yer mug enough to buy one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted October 31, 2017 Share Posted October 31, 2017 2 hours ago, Shandon Par said: You know the rules..... You really don't want to see them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted October 31, 2017 Share Posted October 31, 2017 Aye this living carry on is a right fucking nuisance. Have a little respect he nearly died of being drunk and having a broken phone! Two of the biggest known killers... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 31, 2017 Share Posted October 31, 2017 1 minute ago, NJ2 said: Have a little respect he nearly died of being drunk and having a broken phone! Two of the biggest known killers... Would you want to be at certain posters' houses after a few too many drinks with no battery on your phone and nobody to hear your screams? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted October 31, 2017 Share Posted October 31, 2017 14 hours ago, Aidan said: Had a shite phone for years, didn't drop it once. Decided to treat myself and spend £700 on a new one, within a week I've dropped it and smashed all the back of it You absolute fucking mug. Get it right up you 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted October 31, 2017 Share Posted October 31, 2017 Would you want to be at certain posters' houses after a few too many drinks with no battery on your phone and nobody to hear your screams? You don’t live in Ukraine though? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drs Posted October 31, 2017 Share Posted October 31, 2017 Any c**t over the age of 5 who is "celebrating" Halloween, have a fucking word with yourself. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 31, 2017 Share Posted October 31, 2017 8 minutes ago, NJ2 said: You don’t live in Ukraine though? You'll be at Ingliston for the Taylor fight won't you? I cannot guarantee your safety if there's any more cheek. Fair point well made though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted October 31, 2017 Share Posted October 31, 2017 You'll be at Ingliston for the Taylor fight won't you? I cannot guarantee your safety if there's any more cheek. Fair point well made though. I won’t be the guy with the welly hat... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 31, 2017 Share Posted October 31, 2017 9 minutes ago, NJ2 said: I won’t be the guy with the welly hat... What? How else am I to know who to bundle into the boot of the car? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted October 31, 2017 Share Posted October 31, 2017 What? How else am I to know who to bundle into the boot of the car? WTM will send you his dossier 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted October 31, 2017 Share Posted October 31, 2017 4 hours ago, Karpaty said: I’m lucky to still be alive. I’m in Ukraine at the moment and yesterday got absolutely blotto, probably the worst I’ve ever been as I can’t remember anything. Usually I’m not that bad when drunk but yesterday was mental. Ah well, f**k. Bird in the phone shop fixed my phone for nothing in exchange for a 10 minute English lesson, could have shagged her there and then as it’s absolutely vital I have a working phone here. You should have shagged her and given her the English lesson for the other 9 minutes 50 seconds. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted October 31, 2017 Share Posted October 31, 2017 The full screen adverts on P&B are getting very annoying. Particularly when using a smartphone. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torpar Posted October 31, 2017 Share Posted October 31, 2017 People on mobility scooters who fly along the pavement just expecting you to move out of the way, if I was to run full pelt at people on a busy pavement it would quite rightly be considered unacceptable. Just got at walking pace like everyone else around you, considering without the scooter you'd probably not be walking at all, just think yourself lucky you can go at normal pace. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted October 31, 2017 Share Posted October 31, 2017 21 minutes ago, Torpar said: People on mobility scooters who fly along the pavement just expecting you to move out of the way, if I was to run full pelt at people on a busy pavement it would quite rightly be considered unacceptable. Just got at walking pace like everyone else around you, considering without the scooter you'd probably not be walking at all, just think yourself lucky you can go at normal pace. Never go to Benidorm 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightmare Posted October 31, 2017 Share Posted October 31, 2017 Another driving-related one that I seem to be noticing more and more frequently: People who sit in a parking space, in between cars, with their hazard lights on. Totally unnecessary, and causes a brief mental deliberation of 'should I let them out?' before realising they're not trying to pull out of a space, but instead are just a fucking moron that doesn't understand what hazards are for. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dons_1988 Posted October 31, 2017 Share Posted October 31, 2017 Trick or treating kids.When did they stop having to tell a joke or something to get their sweets?Not that I'm particularly interested but it's the principle of them just turning up at my door and ruining my evening waiting with a bag for me to just fill with sweets. Some of the little shits don't even say thank you for my free diabetic food bank service and what's worse their parents don't even remind them to say thank you. f**k them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted October 31, 2017 Share Posted October 31, 2017 Trick or treating kids. Guising. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted October 31, 2017 Share Posted October 31, 2017 All trick or treat and fucking pumpkins nowadays. Guising and baigey lanterns in my youth. Anyway I’m sitting in the dark, they can gtf 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted October 31, 2017 Share Posted October 31, 2017 Bus from Maastricht back to Köln hf an hour late. Which is better than on the way here when it was canceled after being told it was late. The sooner I can afford a car a over here the better, I hate the scaff wagon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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