Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted December 3, 2017 Share Posted December 3, 2017 21 hours ago, DA Baracus said: Can I truly be that hideous? Tried talking to some ladies but was shunned. Tried talking to other ladies but was ignored Tried talking to an individual lady but was politely told to f**k off. I'm fat and I'm shit. No one will even speak to me. I've failed. I've fucked up Very lonely. Contemplating death. What's the point? Likely nothing to do with appearance. Women can detect a desperado from the other side of the room and guys choking for their hole will make them dryer than Simon Weston's face. To use a footballing analogy, if you're failing with the spectacular long balls (7s upwards) revert back to the short passes to build your confidence back up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted December 5, 2017 Share Posted December 5, 2017 Since I’ve came in from work I’ve just charged things up.... big hoover wee hand held hoover head torch cordless drill phone i-pod beard trimmer pisses me right fucking off so it does 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted December 5, 2017 Share Posted December 5, 2017 5 minutes ago, heedthebaa said: Since I’ve came in from work I’ve just charged things up.... big hoover wee hand held hoover head torch cordless drill phone i-pod beard trimmer pisses me right fucking off so it does Head torch? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whiskychimp Posted December 5, 2017 Share Posted December 5, 2017 Got a fine for being in a bus lane. Checked the footage, remember doing it and I'm also very sure I was outwith the restriction times. It's fucking miles from where we live though so I can't go and check. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted December 5, 2017 Share Posted December 5, 2017 Got a fine for being in a bus lane. Checked the footage, remember doing it and I'm also very sure I was outwith the restriction times. It's fucking miles from where we live though so I can't go and check. Drive back to the same spot at the same time of day and if you get fined again then yes you were in the wrong the first time #P&BTopTips 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted December 5, 2017 Share Posted December 5, 2017 Football players that go through religious rituals at the start of a game. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted December 5, 2017 Share Posted December 5, 2017 29 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: Head torch? LED head torch, re-chargeable, a must have for all tradesmen and diy enthusiasts 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted December 5, 2017 Share Posted December 5, 2017 Just now, heedthebaa said: LED head torch, re-chargeable, a must have for all tradesmen and diy enthusiasts No it’s not. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 5, 2017 Share Posted December 5, 2017 1 minute ago, Granny Danger said: Football players that go through religious rituals at the start of a game. Please tell me some c**t has killed a goat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted December 5, 2017 Share Posted December 5, 2017 Just now, Zen Archer said: Please tell me some c**t has killed a goat. At least that would be entertaining. Not for the goat obviously. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted December 5, 2017 Share Posted December 5, 2017 26 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: No it’s not. Ohhhh yeeees iiiit iiiis 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted December 5, 2017 Share Posted December 5, 2017 1 hour ago, Granny Danger said: Head torch? How is he supposed to find and restrain his next victim on the coastal paths on these dark nights without a head torch? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainMorton Posted December 5, 2017 Share Posted December 5, 2017 In my work there is a bin for general waste, and about three yards from it there is another bin for recycling. Despite the second bin, some of my fellow colleagues still put plastic bottles and cans etc in the general waste bin. I'm not into all this "save the earth" nonsense, but this pisses me off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted December 5, 2017 Share Posted December 5, 2017 2 minutes ago, IainMorton said: In my work there is a bin for general waste, and about three yards from it there is another bin for recycling. Despite the second bin, some of my fellow colleagues still put plastic bottles and cans etc in the general waste bin. I'm not into all this "save the earth" nonsense, but this pisses me off. Put them both together. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ziggy Posted December 5, 2017 Share Posted December 5, 2017 43 minutes ago, IainMorton said: In my work there is a bin for general waste, and about three yards from it there is another bin for recycling. Despite the second bin, some of my fellow colleagues still put plastic bottles and cans etc in the general waste bin. I'm not into all this "save the earth" nonsense, but this pisses me off. It's similar in my work. One bin for waste and another for food waste. The amount of tin foil, plastics and cans that get put in the food waste is unbelievable. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted December 5, 2017 Share Posted December 5, 2017 Perfume and after shave adverts. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted December 6, 2017 Share Posted December 6, 2017 1 hour ago, Boghead ranter said: Perfume and after shave adverts. +1. Only saving grace is the fact that most of the ads seem to be a joint male/female smelly stuff thing. At least it cuts down on two adverts. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted December 6, 2017 Share Posted December 6, 2017 10 hours ago, Boghead ranter said: Perfume and after shave adverts. My wee girl has an endearing (annoying) way of making you feel slightly stupid. I was putting aftershave on before going out and she asked "why are you putting perfume on?" to which i scoffed and said "it's aftershave". She thought about this for a second and looked me straight in the eye and said "it smells like perfume" and buggered off. Little shit. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted December 6, 2017 Share Posted December 6, 2017 13 hours ago, whiskychimp said: Got a fine for being in a bus lane. Checked the footage, remember doing it and I'm also very sure I was outwith the restriction times. It's fucking miles from where we live though so I can't go and check. Google Street view? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted December 6, 2017 Share Posted December 6, 2017 31 minutes ago, KnightswoodBear said: My wee girl has an endearing (annoying) way of making you feel slightly stupid. I was putting aftershave on before going out and she asked "why are you putting perfume on?" to which i scoffed and said "it's aftershave". She thought about this for a second and looked me straight in the eye and said "it smells like perfume" and buggered off. Little shit. ^^^^ Wears perfume. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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