MuckleMoo Posted November 30, 2017 Share Posted November 30, 2017 Changing the bulb on a car headlight.Car manufacturers know that they will need replaced eventually so why the f**k do they make it so fucking difficult. Would genuinely be of benefit to have a Jeremy Beadle hand in order to squeeze your hand into some of the ridiculous spaces you're expected to 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arthur Orton Posted November 30, 2017 Share Posted November 30, 2017 5 minutes ago, MuckleMoo said: Changing the bulb on a car headlight. Car manufacturers know that they will need replaced eventually so why the f**k do they make it so fucking difficult. Would genuinely be of benefit to have a Jeremy Beadle hand in order to squeeze your hand into some of the ridiculous spaces you're expected to I think you can get them in Argos... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted November 30, 2017 Share Posted November 30, 2017 Folk who go on about their cars. Not the headlight fella above, mind. But the folk who drone on about their motor as if it's the most interesting topic of conversation going. "I've got a G plate Zadoo Chancerina. It's a 1.53789. I've put a sport kit on it, lowered the frame, added Taurus shocks, Westlife tyres and 49 inch chrome Panther wheels. Before that I had a..." I. Did. Not. Ask. I. Do. Not. Care. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted November 30, 2017 Share Posted November 30, 2017 4 minutes ago, Sweet Pete said: Folk who go on about their cars. Not the headlight fella above, mind. But the folk who drone on about their motor as if it's the most interesting topic of conversation going. "I've got a G plate Zadoo Chancerina. It's a 1.53789. I've put a sport kit on it, lowered the frame, added Taurus shocks, Westlife tyres and 49 inch chrome Panther wheels. Before that I had a..." I. Did. Not. Ask. I. Do. Not. Care. I think they do it in an attempt to make up for them having a tiny penis. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted November 30, 2017 Share Posted November 30, 2017 When you go to get something out of the fridge and your hand feels warmer in there. Great excuse to leave everything lying out around the kitchen mind. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torpar Posted November 30, 2017 Share Posted November 30, 2017 52 minutes ago, 19QOS19 said: It goes beyond mildly. Driving in Dumfries in general is always seethe inducing. I will come across as a roadrager but I'm really not. The number of stupid incidents you see on the road daily down here is incredible. It has to be one of the worst places to drive in the country. Would have to agree with this, my mother is from Dumfries (Well technically a farm near Glencaple) and my grandmother and aunt still live there, even when I was young it was pretty clear a lot of the drivers there were terrible. Apart from that, a high number of Celtic/Rangers fans and junkies (often one and the same thing) I really like Dumfries and the surrounding area! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted November 30, 2017 Share Posted November 30, 2017 44 minutes ago, capybara said: Is their a more stupid bird than the Pheasant? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted November 30, 2017 Share Posted November 30, 2017 54 minutes ago, capybara said: Is their a more stupid bird than the Pheasant? Run one way then another and finally straight into your car. Another damaged grill. A poster was complaining about his burd not being able to wash dishes properly the other day. I nominate her. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainMorton Posted November 30, 2017 Share Posted November 30, 2017 The way the media keep going on about Celtic's amazing "unbeaten run" and refuse to count European results as if they don't count or something. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasy23 Posted November 30, 2017 Share Posted November 30, 2017 Main beam headlight wankers. How hard is it to flick them back onto dipped beam when you come up against another car? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted November 30, 2017 Share Posted November 30, 2017 9 minutes ago, peasy23 said: Main beam headlight wankers. How hard is it to flick them back onto dipped beam when you come up against another car? Add to this - Fog light wankers. You very fucking rarely need fog lights in this country, putting them on when it's raining heavily does nothing but piss me off, you c**t. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesP_81 Posted November 30, 2017 Share Posted November 30, 2017 Add to this - Fog light wankers. You very fucking rarely need fog lights in this country, putting them on when it's raining heavily does nothing but piss me off, you c**t. In 20 years driving I think I've had to put fog lights on maybe 3 times , if that. You get wankers that put them on as soon as they see sign of fog away in the distance. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted November 30, 2017 Share Posted November 30, 2017 Think I've fucked my back. Might be stuck lying back at a weird angle in this chair for the rest of the night. The wife doesn't have any heavy-duty painkillers left either, and I can't remember where I left the rum 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted November 30, 2017 Share Posted November 30, 2017 2 hours ago, JamesP_81 said: In 20 years driving I think I've had to put fog lights on maybe 3 times , if that. You get wankers that put them on as soon as they see sign of fog away in the distance. I don't even know if I have any. Should check I suppose. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted November 30, 2017 Share Posted November 30, 2017 (edited) Losing a sneeze Edited November 30, 2017 by Unleash The Nade 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted November 30, 2017 Share Posted November 30, 2017 Loosing a sneeze I think you mean losing a sneeze. Loosing a sneeze is great. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted November 30, 2017 Share Posted November 30, 2017 1 minute ago, Sweet Pete said: I think you mean losing a sneeze. Loosing a sneeze is great. Bollocks aye Sorry I agree though, loosing one is great, losing one is a b*****d 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted November 30, 2017 Share Posted November 30, 2017 7 hours ago, capybara said: Is their a more stupid bird than the Pheasant? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 30, 2017 Share Posted November 30, 2017 7 hours ago, Sweet Pete said: Folk who go on about their cars. Not the headlight fella above, mind. But the folk who drone on about their motor as if it's the most interesting topic of conversation going. "I've got a G plate Zadoo Chancerina. It's a 1.53789. I've put a sport kit on it, lowered the frame, added Taurus shocks, Westlife tyres and 49 inch chrome Panther wheels. Before that I had a..." I. Did. Not. Ask. I. Do. Not. Care. I've got a car and I can't even remember what kind it is. It's always parked in the same place and it was probably silver, but it's a dull grey now. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted November 30, 2017 Share Posted November 30, 2017 4 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: I've got a car and I can't even remember what kind it is. It's always parked in the same place and it was probably silver, but it's a dull grey now. Yes you can. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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