Petty Things That Get On Your Nerves...

[Hampden Diehard]

Some drunken bint next door singing (presumably linked to some sectarian feckfest going on up the road) plus another neighbour banging away with a hammer. I'm hoping that the two of them get together soon.

[IainMorton]

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*heads gone*

Edited April 15, 2018 by IainMorton

[DA Baracus]

Folk who call a football manager 'tactically naive'. It's just a buzz phrase cliched load of pish

[ICTJohnboy]

8 minutes ago, DA Baracus said:

Folk who call a football manager 'tactically naive'. It's just a buzz phrase cliched load of pish

^

Obviously never come across John Hughes.

[Millions]

2 minutes ago, ICTJohnboy said:

^

Obviously never come across John Hughes.

Or James Duffy

[Guest Moomintroll]

Or anyone who has been places and dun hings.

 

 

[Bairnardo]

Anyone who has ever worked away from home knows that getting an unexpected phonecall at night from the wife, especially if you have already spoke and she has gone to bed, is a panic inducing thing....

Imagine my panic in this scenario when its a video call and when I answering, she is hyperventilating and clearly in a state of distress, and the issue is slow in being conveyed.

Then imagine my unbridled seethe when it turns out to be because there is a spider in the bedroom.

Fucking hell.

[heedthebaa]

18 minutes ago, Bairnardo said:

Anyone who has ever worked away from home knows that getting an unexpected phonecall at night from the wife, especially if you have already spoke and she has gone to bed, is a panic inducing thing....

Imagine my panic in this scenario when its a video call and when I answering, she is hyperventilating and clearly in a state of distress, and the issue is slow in being conveyed.

Then imagine my unbridled seethe when it turns out to be because there is a spider in the bedroom.

Fucking hell.

Just a spider in your bedroom whilst you're working away from home is surely a good thing yes ?

[Miguel Sanchez]

25 minutes ago, Bairnardo said:

Anyone who has ever worked away from home knows that getting an unexpected phonecall at night from the wife, especially if you have already spoke and she has gone to bed, is a panic inducing thing....

Imagine my panic in this scenario when its a video call and when I answering, she is hyperventilating and clearly in a state of distress, and the issue is slow in being conveyed.

Then imagine my unbridled seethe when it turns out to be because there is a spider in the bedroom.

Fucking hell.

I'm sure Shandon Par will be round to deal with it shortly now he knows you're not at home.

[Bairnardo]

I'm sure Shandon Par will be round to deal with it shortly now he knows you're not at home.

See if it avoids me receiving another heads gone phone call like that, he can wire into my drinks cabinet aswell to show my gratitude

[Guest Moomintroll]

Ants, many ants in my kitchen, no idea where the f**kers are coming from or how to get rid. Any advice outwith heating being turned up and windows being opened would be helpful. Already took the kettle to all flagstone cracks outside, didn't work.

[Melanius Mullarkey]

1 minute ago, Moomintroll said:

Ants, many ants in my kitchen, no idea where the f**kers are coming from or how to get rid. Any advice outwith heating being turned up and windows being opened would be helpful. Already took the kettle to all flagstone cracks outside, didn't work.

Ant powder is your friend. Water does f**k all in my experience.

[welshbairn]

4 minutes ago, Moomintroll said:

Ants, many ants in my kitchen, no idea where the f**kers are coming from or how to get rid. Any advice outwith heating being turned up and windows being opened would be helpful. Already took the kettle to all flagstone cracks outside, didn't work.

Salt, shedloads.

[Guest Moomintroll]

Ant powder is your friend. Water does f**k all in my experience.

I dont know this Anthony Powder chap but thanks for your advice Mozza, one more thing, if i dont know where the wee f**kers are coming from then where should i lay down said deterrent?

 

[Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo]

6 minutes ago, Moomintroll said:

There's an ant in my kitchen, what am I going to do?

You've got to fix that ant, that's what you've got to do.

[Guest Moomintroll]

Salt, shedloads.

See below(above now) but cheers my fellow exile.

[GordonD]

9 minutes ago, Moomintroll said:

Ants, many ants in my kitchen, no idea where the f**kers are coming from or how to get rid. Any advice outwith heating being turned up and windows being opened would be helpful. Already took the kettle to all flagstone cracks outside, didn't work.

 

[Guest Moomintroll]

You've got to fix that ant, that's what you've got to do.

Would have been helpful if it was an influx of Rattus Rattus but thanks for the input, oh oh oh yeah.

[welshbairn]

Just now, Moomintroll said:

3 minutes ago, welshbairn said:

Salt, shedloads.

See below(above now) but cheers my fellow exile.

Watch them patiently and see where they disappear into some crack or something. Pour bleach down it and put salt down all the way to your house, just in case some survive, you fucking monster!

[Guest Moomintroll]

 

Not exactly helpful but funny all the same, I am now torn between visions of being carried out my bed by ants and laughing at shouting "THOMAS, THOMAS" at the ex Hearts player.