MEADOWXI Posted April 17, 2018 Share Posted April 17, 2018 On 16/04/2018 at 09:25, Gaz FFC said: Just seen a lady walk past a bin and throw her rubbish under it Don't want to waste a valuable second opening the lid and putting trash into it I suppose 10 hours ago, Tony Ferrino said: How does anyone shit under a bin? Wondering how the lady who gently dropped a cat rat in the bin is getting on. I did once shout at someone for that, waiting at Irvine Cross for a bus to Kilmarnock. Early morning and no-one about. Woman wanders along and uses the TBS cash machine across the road. Gets a mini-statement and turns away from machine, and I assume the news wasn't what she wanted, as she scrunched the paper up and throew it, where it hit the base of the bin about 5 feet from her. She started to walk away and I shouted abot the state of the town and that she was a fucking disgrace. She did have the shame to pick up the paper and put it in the bin, and apologise. It can be worth being a grumpy old man sometime. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted April 17, 2018 Share Posted April 17, 2018 10 hours ago, Tony Ferrino said: How does anyone shit under a bin? Wondering how the lady who gently dropped a cat rat in the bin is getting on. What's a cat rat? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted April 17, 2018 Share Posted April 17, 2018 4 minutes ago, ICTJohnboy said: What's a cat rat? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted April 17, 2018 Share Posted April 17, 2018 23 minutes ago, welshbairn said: I'd put that old fucking boot in a bin for fifteen hours, no probs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted April 17, 2018 Share Posted April 17, 2018 Anyone else got a passenger seat so sensitive that the no seat belt alarm starts going mental when you put a feather or something on it? Pain in the fucking tits. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted April 17, 2018 Share Posted April 17, 2018 2 hours ago, Dee Man said: Anyone else got a passenger seat so sensitive that the no seat belt alarm starts going mental when you put a feather or something on it? Pain in the fucking tits. Why are you putting a feather on your passenger seat you fruitloop? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 17, 2018 Share Posted April 17, 2018 6 minutes ago, coprolite said: Why are you putting a feather on your passenger seat you fruitloop? Feather is Aussie slang for “soon to be dead prostitute”. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milton75 Posted April 17, 2018 Share Posted April 17, 2018 18 hours ago, Patrick Bateman said: Trash? FFS. What's up with that? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted April 17, 2018 Share Posted April 17, 2018 6 minutes ago, milton75 said: What's up with that? Trash refers to unwanted people, rubbish is the correct term for unwanted inanimate material. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milton75 Posted April 17, 2018 Share Posted April 17, 2018 1 minute ago, welshbairn said: Trash refers to unwanted people, rubbish is the correct term for unwanted inanimate material. I really don't think that's true. It's not an either/ or. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted April 17, 2018 Share Posted April 17, 2018 5 minutes ago, milton75 said: I really don't think that's true. It's not an either/ or. You've been watching too much American TV. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted April 17, 2018 Share Posted April 17, 2018 35 minutes ago, coprolite said: Why are you putting a feather on your passenger seat you fruitloop? How else am I going to make my own seagull? Some people just don't think before they post. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted April 17, 2018 Share Posted April 17, 2018 37 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Feather is Aussie slang for “soon to be dead prostitute”. Is there any other kind of prostitute? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted April 17, 2018 Share Posted April 17, 2018 41 minutes ago, Dee Man said: How else am I going to make my own seagull? Some people just don't think before they post. Nearly died of fright when driving along late at night/very early in the morning alone when the seatbelt thing bonged. Must have unwittingly put my hand on the passenger seat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted April 17, 2018 Share Posted April 17, 2018 36 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: Is there any other kind of prostitute? Not as far as your concerned. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted April 18, 2018 Share Posted April 18, 2018 12 hours ago, milton75 said: What's up with that? 12 hours ago, welshbairn said: Trash refers to unwanted people, rubbish is the correct term for unwanted inanimate material. 12 hours ago, milton75 said: I really don't think that's true. It's not an either/ or. Trash Are you American ? YES/NO If YES - This is an acceptable either/or word rubbish If NO - Trash is unwanted people 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 18, 2018 Share Posted April 18, 2018 13 hours ago, DA Baracus said: Is there any other kind of prostitute? Yes. I think there's a catalogue for you to choose from. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted April 18, 2018 Share Posted April 18, 2018 1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Yes. I think there's a catalogue for you to choose from. And where would one find said catalogue? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 18, 2018 Share Posted April 18, 2018 5 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: And where would one find said catalogue? https://www.tesco.com/direct/garden/hoes/cat13020132.cat?source=others 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 18, 2018 Share Posted April 18, 2018 1 hour ago, DA Baracus said: And where would one find said catalogue? Probably under a bush near Ninewells. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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