whiskychimp Posted April 21, 2018 Share Posted April 21, 2018 11 hours ago, hk blues said: They buy together once they decide which queue is faster. Actually, I've seen similar behaviour here in the Philippines - people's ability to be ridiculously selfish never fails. Sorry. I meant in the queue. I wouldn't let someone move in front of me with a messages whoever they were with. So I was wondering if they split the shopping to queue, or if one person has all of them and the other just queues. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted April 21, 2018 Share Posted April 21, 2018 (edited) 30 minutes ago, Miguel Sanchez said: I saw three people singing in Glasgow today. Not busking, with a speaker at their feet singing to a backing track. f**k right off. What about the old chancer that kids on he's playing the drums? He dropped a stick and had stop, it never made a blind bit of difference. Edited April 21, 2018 by Sergeant Wilson 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted April 21, 2018 Share Posted April 21, 2018 There's no hope for any of us if RN and WB are getting KB'd by their SOs 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted April 21, 2018 Share Posted April 21, 2018 6 hours ago, Sergeant Wilson said: What about the old chancer that kids on he's playing the drums? He dropped a stick and had stop, it never made a blind bit of difference. Pretty sure it's bins he plays, if it makes any difference. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted April 21, 2018 Share Posted April 21, 2018 Businesses which are unable to properly differentiate between "everyday" and "every day" in their advertising. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted April 21, 2018 Share Posted April 21, 2018 16 minutes ago, Miguel Sanchez said: Businesses which are unable to properly differentiate between "everyday" and "every day" in their advertising. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted April 22, 2018 Share Posted April 22, 2018 14 hours ago, whiskychimp said: Sorry. I meant in the queue. I wouldn't let someone move in front of me with a messages whoever they were with. So I was wondering if they split the shopping to queue, or if one person has all of them and the other just queues. I get you now. One person has all the shopping and the other nothing. It happens mostly in Fast Food places. It wouldn't happen in the UK, agreed - a few sore faces would ensue. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 22, 2018 Share Posted April 22, 2018 18 hours ago, Raidernation said: Pie kicking? Murder 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted April 22, 2018 Share Posted April 22, 2018 Seen a billboard on the way to the airport just now. The catch line is "pack a punch" and there's a lady lying down, kicking out with one leg and a "kapow" cartoon thing near her foot.Nope, f**k off. It was I think for the Almondvale shopping centre. Nope, won't ever shop there, idiot c***s. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trackdaybob Posted April 22, 2018 Share Posted April 22, 2018 The snooker getting kicked off the red button for burdz football f**k sake !! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hampden Diehard Posted April 22, 2018 Share Posted April 22, 2018 Raspberries starting to rot between you buying them and getting them home. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted April 22, 2018 Share Posted April 22, 2018 3 hours ago, Hampden Diehard said: Raspberries starting to rot between you buying them and getting them home. And forgetting to check if any of the strawberries look like Shreks boĺlocks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rizzo Posted April 23, 2018 Share Posted April 23, 2018 In Tesco and in front of me is a woman with maybe 10-15 items. When her debit card was declined decided to keep trying it after asking the cashier to remove one item from her total. She eventually left with a bottle of soda water. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted April 23, 2018 Share Posted April 23, 2018 On 4/21/2018 at 16:49, Sergeant Wilson said: What about the old chancer that kids on he's playing the drums? He dropped a stick and had stop, it never made a blind bit of difference. Oh aye, plays to a backing track - drums included. The only time you actually hear him "playing" is when he attempts a massively out-of-time roll or fill. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted April 23, 2018 Share Posted April 23, 2018 Got an axe wound (not a euph).Monday mornings are shite enough without a thick ear and a lump on the front of the head. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted April 23, 2018 Share Posted April 23, 2018 Daft bint in work just loudly announced "I'm so excited to see the new royal baby when it comes". f**k off. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted April 23, 2018 Share Posted April 23, 2018 Daft bint in work just loudly announced "I'm so excited to see the new royal baby when it comes". f**k off. You should embrace statements like that. If people like that dont make their feelongs known, it might take you much longer to conclude that their thoughts and opinions are to be ignored. Valuable time saved by confirming it in one sentence. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted April 23, 2018 Share Posted April 23, 2018 2 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: 18 minutes ago, Boghead ranter said: Daft bint in work just loudly announced "I'm so excited to see the new royal baby when it comes". f**k off. You should embrace statements like that. If people like that dont make their feelongs known, it might take you much longer to conclude that their thoughts and opinions are to be ignored. Valuable time saved by confirming it in one sentence. The disappointing thing is that she has enormous norks, without having the usually-enormous body to go with it. #dilemma 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 23, 2018 Share Posted April 23, 2018 Spluttery hot taps and grey trousers. #mckee'd it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted April 23, 2018 Share Posted April 23, 2018 Get it pumped 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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