KnightswoodBear Posted April 23, 2018 Share Posted April 23, 2018 35 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Spluttery hot taps and grey trousers. #mckee'd it 34 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: Get it pumped Well, today has taken a turn for the depraved. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 23, 2018 Share Posted April 23, 2018 8 minutes ago, KnightswoodBear said: Well, today has taken a turn for the depraved. I'll be honest, it wasnt an option I'd considered. Going to have to rethink this manic monday. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted April 23, 2018 Share Posted April 23, 2018 41 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: I'll be honest, it wasnt an option I'd considered. Going to have to rethink this manic monday. This seems like a fine excuse for a Susanna Hoffs pic. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted April 23, 2018 Share Posted April 23, 2018 Got an axe wound (not a euph).Monday mornings are shite enough without a thick ear and a lump on the front of the head. I didn’t see that coming at all...It’s a pity you actually never either though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted April 23, 2018 Share Posted April 23, 2018 1 minute ago, NJ2 said: I didn’t see that coming at all... It’s a pity you actually never either though. It was the rope swing I didn't see. Must have snagged it on the backswing and then clobbered myself on the head on the downswing. Got a thick ear and a lump on the forehead. My advice would be not to chop logs after 6 pints, a bottle of red wine and some whisky. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted April 23, 2018 Share Posted April 23, 2018 It was the rope swing I didn't see. Must have snagged it on the backswing and then clobbered myself on the head on the downswing. Got a thick ear and a lump on the forehead. My advice would be not to chop logs after 6 pints, a bottle of red wine and some whisky. Think you should show that rope swing who’s boss after your next few pints. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted April 23, 2018 Share Posted April 23, 2018 4 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: It was the rope swing I didn't see. Must have snagged it on the backswing and then clobbered myself on the head on the downswing. Got a thick ear and a lump on the forehead. My advice would be not to chop logs after 6 pints, a bottle of red wine and some whisky. You bought an axe? Watch out @Bairnardo 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 23, 2018 Share Posted April 23, 2018 Hi ho Hi ho its off to work he goes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted April 23, 2018 Share Posted April 23, 2018 2 hours ago, Boghead ranter said: Daft bint in work just loudly announced "I'm so excited to see the new royal baby when it comes". f**k off. I just come on here to post something incredibly similar and it was also going to start with daft bint: Daft bint on the news there has been camped outside the hospital for fifteen (15) days in the hope of catching a glimpse of the royal baby. C'mon tae f**k. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted April 23, 2018 Share Posted April 23, 2018 20 minutes ago, Dee Man said: I just come on here to post something incredibly similar and it was also going to start with daft bint: Daft bint on the news there has been camped outside the hospital for fifteen (15) days in the hope of catching a glimpse of the royal baby. C'mon tae f**k. People like that shouldn’t be allowed to breed. OK I know some bleeding heart liberals will bang on about human rights and civil liberties, but the end justifies the means. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 23, 2018 Share Posted April 23, 2018 9 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: People like that shouldn’t be allowed to breed. OK I know some bleeding heart liberals will bang on about human rights and civil liberties, but the end justifies the means. Anger is only one letter short of Danger - Eleanor Roosevelt. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ah-dee Posted April 23, 2018 Share Posted April 23, 2018 a few weeks ago i got a txt from my sister with a picture of some tidy lassie. i asked "whos that?". daft bint "just seen megan!"me "whos that like?"stupid cow was actually excited about this and i didnt have a scooby who she was. shes a definite WID though shame shes been contaminated by the ginger royal 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted April 23, 2018 Share Posted April 23, 2018 2 hours ago, Dee Man said: Daft bint on the news there has been camped outside the hospital for fifteen (15) days in the hope of catching a glimpse of the royal baby. C'mon tae f**k. I imagine I moaned about this the last time round but if she was camped on the pavement to protest corporate crime she'd be getting hauled away to the cells with Tories slavering for her execution. Instead she's a human interest story on the news. Bleh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trackdaybob Posted April 23, 2018 Share Posted April 23, 2018 I always staggered by the amount of people that think this pish is important. Queuing up to watch f**k all happening. Same at Sandringham, they queue up to watch them go to church. These people are idiots 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted April 23, 2018 Share Posted April 23, 2018 Another German bairn, just what we need. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wellinwigan Posted April 23, 2018 Share Posted April 23, 2018 Didn' t even know the bint was pregnant. Took tipping point off for this pish 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted April 23, 2018 Share Posted April 23, 2018 8 minutes ago, wellinwigan said: Didn' t even know the bint was pregnant. Took tipping point off for this pish It better not be interfering in other schedules. I've left work in time for 4 in a bed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 23, 2018 Share Posted April 23, 2018 3 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: It better not be interfering in other schedules. I've left work in time for 4 in a bed. Who are the other 3? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted April 23, 2018 Share Posted April 23, 2018 Just now, Melanius Mullarkey said: Who are the other 3? No smut. Just the televisual feast based on psychotic b&b owners rating each others premises. Norman Bates would win if he entered. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted April 23, 2018 Share Posted April 23, 2018 37 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: No smut. Just the televisual feast based on psychotic b&b owners rating each others premises. Norman Bates would win if he entered. Not if he left a pube behind the cistern he wouldn't. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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