Bonksy+HisChristianParade Posted April 14, 2018 Share Posted April 14, 2018 1 hour ago, GordonD said: Have you tried not using the Internet while you're walking down the street, and looking where you're going instead? Mate, I've got bitches to keep satisfied with my excellent chat, so that's simply not an option I'm afraid. There's also plenty of mildly amusing videos to watch on FB. As for turning wifi off, yes I could do that, but it's a total hassle isn't it? Better suggestions welcome. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted April 14, 2018 Share Posted April 14, 2018 My mother in law asking us to put her bets on for the grand national. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted April 14, 2018 Share Posted April 14, 2018 1 hour ago, throbber said: My mother in law asking us to put her bets on for the grand national. Take the money and spend it on drink. Her selections won't win. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted April 14, 2018 Share Posted April 14, 2018 Take the money and spend it on drink. Her selections won't win. And if it does win just tell her that was last year's winner and she'll think she has Alzheimers 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted April 14, 2018 Share Posted April 14, 2018 I didn’t mind putting a bet on for her but it turned out to be her partner and some of his family and I ended up having to put bets on for 6 people on my William hill account. My girlfriend didn’t understand why I was annoyed about it and said they wouldn’t know how to put a bet on for themselves but I don’t accept that for a second, if you can do online shopping and use Facebook then putting a fucking horse on shouldn’t be beyond you! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Millions Posted April 14, 2018 Share Posted April 14, 2018 1 minute ago, throbber said: I didn’t mind putting a bet on for her but it turned out to be her partner and some of his family and I ended up having to put bets on for 6 people on my William hill account. My girlfriend didn’t understand why I was annoyed about it and said they wouldn’t know how to put a bet on for themselves but I don’t accept that for a second, if you can do online shopping and use Facebook then putting a fucking horse on shouldn’t be beyond you! Kill them, kill them all 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted April 14, 2018 Share Posted April 14, 2018 1 minute ago, throbber said: I didn’t mind putting a bet on for her but it turned out to be her partner and some of his family and I ended up having to put bets on for 6 people on my William hill account. My girlfriend didn’t understand why I was annoyed about it and said they wouldn’t know how to put a bet on for themselves but I don’t accept that for a second, if you can do online shopping and use Facebook then putting a fucking horse on shouldn’t be beyond you! You should have put them on Bet365 and pocketed half their stakes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted April 14, 2018 Share Posted April 14, 2018 Kill them, kill them all Pretty much how I felt. My girlfriend had a William hill account that she set up for a grand national a few years ago so she ended up doing it for them. The original plan was for her mum to transfer her the money for her to then transfer the money for me to put the bet on my William hill account that already has a shit load of bets for me and her for horses and football today. My head hurts just explaining this. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Millions Posted April 14, 2018 Share Posted April 14, 2018 3 minutes ago, throbber said: Pretty much how I felt. My girlfriend had a William hill account that she set up for a grand national a few years ago so she ended up doing it for them. The original plan was for her mum to transfer her the money for her to then transfer the money for me to put the bet on my William hill account that already has a shit load of bets for me and her for horses and football today. My head hurts just explaining this. Put it all on Ucello Conti and keep the profit 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted April 14, 2018 Share Posted April 14, 2018 Put it all on Ucello Conti and keep the profit I’m not betting on that particular horse. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted April 14, 2018 Share Posted April 14, 2018 40 minutes ago, Millions said: Kill them, kill them all Don't put ideas in his head. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted April 14, 2018 Share Posted April 14, 2018 I didn’t mind putting a bet on for her but it turned out to be her partner and some of his family and I ended up having to put bets on for 6 people on my William hill account. My girlfriend didn’t understand why I was annoyed about it and said they wouldn’t know how to put a bet on for themselves but I don’t accept that for a second, if you can do online shopping and use Facebook then putting a fucking horse on shouldn’t be beyond you! Just give them a lift to the bookies and point them in the direction of the door. Can’t go far wrong once inside. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted April 14, 2018 Share Posted April 14, 2018 Put it all on Ucello Conti and keep the profit Which is my horse in the work sweepstake 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Millions Posted April 14, 2018 Share Posted April 14, 2018 1 hour ago, Bairnardo said: 2 hours ago, Millions said: Put it all on Ucello Conti and keep the profit Which is my horse in the work sweepstake Would have won last year but got impeded . Winner today 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted April 15, 2018 Share Posted April 15, 2018 Again for me the app is down. I tried reinstalling, restarting my phone and clearing caches. f**k am I meant to do on my way to the airport? The mobile site isn't half as good here. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken Wing Posted April 15, 2018 Share Posted April 15, 2018 Again for me the app is down. I tried reinstalling, restarting my phone and clearing caches. f**k am I meant to do on my way to the airport? The mobile site isn't half as good here. Rip the heid aff it! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted April 15, 2018 Share Posted April 15, 2018 57 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: 10 minutes ago, Chicken Wing said: 57 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: Again for me the app is down. I tried reinstalling, restarting my phone and clearing caches. f**k am I meant to do on my way to the airport? The mobile site isn't half as good here. Rip the heid aff it! I can't go twice in one day anymore! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moomintroll Posted April 15, 2018 Share Posted April 15, 2018 Richard f**king Thompson. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 15, 2018 Share Posted April 15, 2018 Couch grass. Absolute arsehole material. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted April 15, 2018 Share Posted April 15, 2018 On 13/04/2018 at 13:46, Melanius Mullarkey said: There used to be one of those at the bogs in Hyderabad airport however it had flashing lights on it and played a bleepy version of Mozart's Turkish March whilst it feebly warmed your hands/breeks. Reveal hidden contents This, for all you uncultured scumbags. Facts that you just made up thread for this, ahem, pish... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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