The Minertaur Posted April 10, 2018 Share Posted April 10, 2018 Just now, Brother Blades said: If you live 5 minutes from home, you are doing it wrong. Spend the extra 5 minutes and make it to your house, no need to live under a bridge / in a car / cardboard box. I work 5 minutes from home....it's been a long day. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted April 10, 2018 Share Posted April 10, 2018 That work emai lthat tells you that your passowrd will expire in 14 days. It isn't something I need a 14 day countdown for, as I will get an new email counting down each day. When it expiring tomorrow or today tell me, not now. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted April 10, 2018 Share Posted April 10, 2018 17 minutes ago, The Moonster said: It's an actual written rule that folk eat everything in the canteen, it even gets pulled up during audits but as the managers don't like sitting with the plebs in the canteen they let others sit at their desks. But you're correct, some common sense can be applied here. He's Indian and it's definitely a rotting carcass. Has his family settled in Malaysia or somewhere abouts? A student in our halls used to boil up some dried fish his mum sent him and it would stink up the whole corridor. Probably what they used in Syria. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted April 10, 2018 Share Posted April 10, 2018 8 minutes ago, The Minertaur said: I work 5 minutes from home....it's been a long day. Used to commute from Aberdeenshire to citu centre for 45-60mins each way, Now an 8min walk across Aberdeen City Centre to work. The lose of a commute is not a PTTGOYN but a blissful happiness. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted April 10, 2018 Share Posted April 10, 2018 5 minutes ago, welshbairn said: Has his family settled in Malaysia or somewhere abouts? A student in our halls used to boil up some dried fish his mum sent him and it would stink up the whole corridor. Probably what they used in Syria. I'm not aware of any family from Malaysia, he and his family moved here when he was 2 or 3 I think. But yes, rotting, dried fish sounds about right. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 10, 2018 Share Posted April 10, 2018 43 minutes ago, Brother Blades said: If you live 5 minutes from home, you are doing it wrong. Spend the extra 5 minutes and make it to your house, no need to live under a bridge / in a car / cardboard box. He mentioned the word wife, so 5 minutes from home is too close imo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted April 10, 2018 Share Posted April 10, 2018 He mentioned the word wife, so 5 minutes from home is too close imo. Certainly is - might spot me leaving. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 10, 2018 Share Posted April 10, 2018 10 minutes ago, Brother Blades said: Certainly is - might spot me leaving. You on the afternoon shift this week? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted April 10, 2018 Share Posted April 10, 2018 You on the afternoon shift this week? Aye, it’s torture since she put all that extra weight on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inanimate Carbon Rod Posted April 10, 2018 Share Posted April 10, 2018 Some aberdonian tight arse postie just took the minus offer on the chase, cuntery of the highest order. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 10, 2018 Share Posted April 10, 2018 36 minutes ago, Brother Blades said: Aye, it’s torture since she put all that extra weight on. Hurry up. Like watermelons here in the shed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted April 10, 2018 Share Posted April 10, 2018 I’ve gone right off her since she sharted in the lingerie Minertaur bought as a “cheeky” Christmas gift. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted April 10, 2018 Share Posted April 10, 2018 People with blonde hair and brown eyes. OsFTW 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted April 10, 2018 Share Posted April 10, 2018 Some aberdonian tight arse postie just took the minus offer on the chase, cuntery of the highest order. Yeah was raging when I saw that tonight. He was hinting that the first guy go for the £20k as well. Completely shat the bed. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherrif John Bunnell Posted April 10, 2018 Share Posted April 10, 2018 Every time Liverpool play, there are not enough Scottish journalists tweeting about what Queens Park game Andrew Robertson was playing in X years ago on this day. Extra diddy points if Queens Park lost and the attendance was shite. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted April 11, 2018 Share Posted April 11, 2018 Dire Straits People who hum/whistle along to Dire Straits when they're playing 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zidane's child Posted April 11, 2018 Share Posted April 11, 2018 23 hours ago, The Minertaur said: Getting my new phone today and my wife suggested that she'd pick it up from a pick up point next to her work. Save me having to keep an eye on the DPD updates to run home (I live 5 minutes from home). So she updated it and it's being delivered to the other side of Aberdeen - currently it's sitting waiting to be picked up and she's just messaged to say that she won't manage to get it as she forgot she's not at the office in the afternoon today. Gee thanks. You know the drill here... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trackdaybob Posted April 11, 2018 Share Posted April 11, 2018 The cup of tea I made this afternoon is nowhere near as good as the one I made this morning 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamaldo Posted April 11, 2018 Share Posted April 11, 2018 I passed a car today where the owner has put their Instagram handle on one of the windows.Just to be clear, this is absolute scumbag behaviour isn't it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted April 11, 2018 Share Posted April 11, 2018 That bud light advert, absolutely chronic.Also the guy who is doing the voice for the advert to the Arsenal Europa league tie on BT sport, far too colloquial. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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