throbber Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 I was fucking mortified and closed it as soon as I opened it, I work in a fairly open plan office! This brings me great happiness and I am in no way sorry! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 No, I’m pretty sure she died. Well I suppose that solves the problem... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 This brings me great happiness and I am in no way sorry! p***k![emoji23] 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 Well I suppose that solves the problem... She was doing her usual creepy shit and then one night I had folk round for a piss up at mine (the night of Eurovision) and at about 1 am her light came on and stayed on til the next day and then we never saw her again. She had creepy stuff hanging on her window that was gone within a few days and there’s a younger woman in there now who I have seen a handful of times since.I think she died the night of Eurovision and the lights were on as the authorities were removing her corpse from the premises and forgot to turn it off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 2 hours ago, Bairnardo said: Wife, but especially MIL have an annoying habit of calling things beautiful. This is pretty petty tbf, but its everything. Like "got a top from ASDA yesterday its absolutely beautiful" Well its from ASDA, so thats unlikely. It was recently applied to a new wallet. Now for me, for something as everyday and boring as a wallet to be classed as beautiful, you are probably talking a handmade effort, made from the finest leather etc. Emporio Armanis latest effort just doesnt qualify 1 hour ago, throbber said: She described my shaft as beautiful the other night. That explains it. By 'beautiful' Mrs Bairnardo means 'small'. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 She was doing her usual creepy shit and then one night I had folk round for a piss up at mine (the night of Eurovision) and at about 1 am her light came on and stayed on til the next day and then we never saw her again. She had creepy stuff hanging on her window that was gone within a few days and there’s a younger woman in there now who I have seen a handful of times since.I think she died the night of Eurovision and the lights were on as the authorities were removing her corpse from the premises and forgot to turn it off. Eurovision is fucking pish to be fair (although a good excuse for a piss up, if an excuse be needed) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 And does this young women know you are watching her... There’s no watching going on from my part, the creepy old bitch was the one doing the staring. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 So you say. I am happy she is no longer in my life anyway! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 47 minutes ago, Tynieness said: So you say. She was a spooky looking bitch to be fair 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 Just had a conversation with my sister where she proceeded to tell me how she makes her own museli. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 2 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Just had a conversation with my sister where she proceeded to tell me how she makes her own museli. Has she got a pigeon loft? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 16 minutes ago, ICTJohnboy said: Has she got a pigeon loft? No it’s just the way she walks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 22 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Just had a conversation with my sister where she proceeded to tell me how she makes her own museli. Is that a kind of pasta? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Just had a conversation with my sister where she proceeded to tell me how she makes her own museli. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 Why is there a picture of a man fucking a porpoise at the bottom of this thread, viewed on the app? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 (edited) P.S. Is @King Kebab back at work? Edited April 8, 2018 by welshbairn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 3 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Just had a conversation with my sister where she proceeded to tell me how she makes her own museli. “How do you get that c**t to stop phoning you?” ”I talk to him about musli.” She’s not daft your sister. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 5 hours ago, throbber said: There’s no watching going on from my part, the creepy old bitch was the one doing the staring. You've been exposing yourself to her again, haven't you Throbber? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 You've been exposing yourself to her again, haven't you Throbber? No I have not and you can’t prove anything. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 You've been exposing yourself to her again, haven't you Throbber? Yes, yes he has. No I have not and you can’t prove anything. Yes, yes I can. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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