Boghead ranter Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 2019 was 10.5 hours old before I walked in to go for a slash, to find that one of my kids has taken a dump and not bothered to flush. Happy New Year, same as the old year. Chain won't get pulled again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 2019 was 10.5 hours old before I walked in to go for a slash, to find that one of my kids has taken a dump and not bothered to flush. Happy New Year, same as the old year. Chain won't get pulled again.DISGUSTIN! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 Just now, Bairnardo said: 1 minute ago, Boghead ranter said: 2019 was 10.5 hours old before I walked in to go for a slash, to find that one of my kids has taken a dump and not bothered to flush. Happy New Year, same as the old year. Chain won't get pulled again. DISGUSTIN! Pure is, so it is. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 16 hours ago, supermik said: They might be pregnant. Daft as it sounds but pregnant wummin are allowed to use them as well. The man who parked in the parent and child space yesterday with no children on board didn't look pregnant to me... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 1 minute ago, Jacksgranda said: The man who parked in the parent and child space yesterday with no children on board didn't look pregnant to me... Probably just couldn’t be fucked... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 8 minutes ago, Tynierose said: Maybe was planning on a bit of kidnapping. Now that you mention it he did have a slightly sinister air about him... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 (edited) Wordscapes not accepting Quine as an answer, when it accepts Willies. Edited January 1, 2019 by Boghead ranter 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 11 hours ago, peasy23 said: 20 hours ago, Ned Nederlander said: I've never opened a TSB account and yet I'm a TSB customer, my Lloyds account was transferred to TSB when they unmerged, TSB's online banking is fucking dire, slow and clunky at best ... and down again at the moment. I fucking hate them. I've been a customer for years, and I'm the lead name on the accounts for the Petershill Supporter's Club. Since their computers went tits up almost 9 months ago all the mail for the club is now addressed to Mr. D. Default. Despite asking them to fix it loads of times nobody seems to have a fucking clue how to. Change your name. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 English commentators calling a centre back a centre half.They are old duffers who voted Brexit probably. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 Having to buy a complete set of sheets instead of being able to just get the one I need.To explain, when the paramedics took to the hospital last week they wrapped me in a sheet because I was naked 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 1 hour ago, Raidernation said: Having to buy a complete set of sheets instead of being able to just get the one I need. To explain, when the paramedics took to the hospital last week they wrapped me in a sheet because I was naked And they nicked your sheet? That's a bit low. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 22 minutes ago, welshbairn said: And they nicked your sheet? That's a bit low. Trumps America imo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 1 hour ago, welshbairn said: And they nicked your sheet? That's a bit low. They probably had to take it away and burn it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 They probably had to take it away and burn it.Likely 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted January 2, 2019 Share Posted January 2, 2019 This is Jennie Marie from a show entitled Mama Medium, she's a fucking XXXXXL at best. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt8681676/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted January 2, 2019 Share Posted January 2, 2019 Some horrible piece of shit has left a burst open bag of rubbish in our stairwell. Also some absolute scumbag has been spitting in the lift.I don't physically feel like I want to boot the shit out of someone for real that often, but this boils my piss something crazy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dons_1988 Posted January 2, 2019 Share Posted January 2, 2019 Some horrible piece of shit has left a burst open bag of rubbish in our stairwell. Also some absolute scumbag has been spitting in the lift.I don't physically feel like I want to boot the shit out of someone for real that often, but this boils my piss something crazy.Humans are vile 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted January 2, 2019 Share Posted January 2, 2019 Some horrible piece of shit has left a burst open bag of rubbish in our stairwell. Also some absolute scumbag has been spitting in the lift.I don't physically feel like I want to boot the shit out of someone for real that often, but this boils my piss something crazy.Take a deep breath m8. Whoever it is, they would leather you so dont get involved. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted January 2, 2019 Share Posted January 2, 2019 I'll leather you like our team did yours a few days ago. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted January 2, 2019 Share Posted January 2, 2019 I'll leather you like our team did yours a few days ago. I'll listen to you when proof of the liftspitters pie booting is posted. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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