Hedgecutter Posted March 29, 2019 Share Posted March 29, 2019 Quiz team members that say "I said that!" when one of their loosely mumbled comments that was delivered with zero-conviction turns out to be the correct answer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted March 30, 2019 Share Posted March 30, 2019 10 hours ago, Shandon Par said: Have you married into the Soprano family? "Hey Hedgie, pass the fockin knife will ya? ". I think you've mixed The Sopranos up with Mrs Brown's Boys. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 30, 2019 Share Posted March 30, 2019 (edited) These Dundee-Aberdeen gulls are trained by the government to snatch food from fat b*****ds. It’s part of the whole obesity blitz. Edited March 30, 2019 by Shandon Par 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweeperDee Posted March 30, 2019 Share Posted March 30, 2019 There’s a bint that brings a fucking parrot to the seating outside Henry’s in the city square and all sorts of decrepit old b*****ds toss it bread and bits of muffin for it to eat. What they blatantly fail to understand is that the city square is full of scavenging seagull fucks that descend onto that area each time they chuck bits of food on the floor. Makes it near enough impossible to leave/get into the place. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted March 30, 2019 Share Posted March 30, 2019 "What you upto today, Linda?" "Aw, me and Polly are going down to Henry's to get some coffee." Mentalists. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonksy+HisChristianParade Posted March 30, 2019 Share Posted March 30, 2019 Last year I had a double cheeseburger and a Greggs baguette stolen out my hands by seagulls. Swooped down from above, fucking horrible things. Another reason Dundee is shite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted March 30, 2019 Share Posted March 30, 2019 3 minutes ago, Bonksy+HisChristianParade said: Last year I had a double cheeseburger and a Greggs baguette Cutting down a bit? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonksy+HisChristianParade Posted March 30, 2019 Share Posted March 30, 2019 6 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Cutting down a bit? Bulking mate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 "It's your birthday?""Yes""Today?""Yes""So that makes you an April Fool"45 years without fail. I know how Jesus suffered when people teased him about being born on Christmas Day. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 "It's your birthday?""Yes""Today?""Yes""So that makes you an April Fool"45 years without fail. I know how Jesus suffered when people teased him about being born on Christmas Day. Nailed it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 31 minutes ago, Swarley said: "It's your birthday?" "Yes" "Today?" "Yes" "So that makes you an April Fool" 45 years without fail. I know how Jesus suffered when people teased him about being born on Christmas Day. ^^^^angling for some congratulations imo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 Jesus wasn't born on Christmas day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: ^^^^angling for some congratulations imo So you won't be signing his card or accepting a cake then? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 1 hour ago, Dele said: Jesus wasn't born on Christmas day. He was, just not the 25th December. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 Jesus wasn't born on Christmas day. Yes he was. I read it on Facebook. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 38 minutes ago, GordonD said: So you won't be signing his card or accepting a cake then? No. He can get to **** the ****ing ****er. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 3 hours ago, Swarley said: "It's your birthday?" "Yes" "Today?" "Yes" "So that makes you an April Fool" 45 years without fail. I know how Jesus suffered when people teased him about being born on Christmas Day. Happy Birthday to Swarley and Susan Boyle. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 So you won't be signing his card or accepting a cake then?All Platinum members get a birthday card from Div and a £5 Woolworths gift voucher. Well worth the yearly subscription. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whiskychimp Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 Took today off because I've been working too hard. Wake up, take a bath and wander downstairs to find my missus has decided to work from home. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dons_1988 Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 Took today off because I've been working too hard. Wake up, take a bath and wander downstairs to find my missus has decided to work from home. Nightmare, absolute nightmare. I feel for you mate. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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