stevieKTID Posted March 29, 2019 Share Posted March 29, 2019 53 minutes ago, Rowan said: Wtf is biological bread?! f**k knows but them ducks love it, sad thing is that I will see her sometime in the next week and she will be doing the exact same thing, but pushing morons into canals is frowned upon in these here parts 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hampden Diehard Posted March 29, 2019 Share Posted March 29, 2019 I swear this is going to be the root cause of some massacre in a wetherspoons where someone snaps and wipes out a whole table of lassies drinking pink gin thinking they're in some American reality show!That'll be me. It seems that 50% of women interviewed for tv or radio utilise the upward inflection. Irritating beyond belief. I try to avoid pubs that might have shrieking women; I would be whipping out the assault rifle before the foam had settled on my old-man pint. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted March 29, 2019 Share Posted March 29, 2019 How many times are we going to be told "Today's the day we were supposed to leave the EU"? Give it a rest. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted March 29, 2019 Share Posted March 29, 2019 18 hours ago, stevieKTID said: Feeding bread to ducks, you do realise that animals have been surviving and thriving way before you bought too much bread. I regularly see a woman in Vondel park and she is always dumping loads of bread for the geese and ducks, today one of my dogs ran over to grab some of the bread as I walked over to move the dog on she turned and growled "get that dog away the bread is for the ducks" I was quite taken aback but decided to try and educate her, told her it contained no nutritional value, its basically junk food for them, it fills them up and stops them eating what they should eat, it also attracts rats and mice (its actually banned in some areas of Amsterdam for this very reason) she just stared blankly and replied "it's ok I'm a vegan and the bread is biological"....I did a Garry O'Connor face, then turned and two of my dogs are looking at me as if to say "leave it mate, you can't reason with crazy" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 29, 2019 Share Posted March 29, 2019 39 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said: How many times are we going to be told "Today's the day we were supposed to leave the EU"? Give it a rest. Happy Brexit Day! X 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 29, 2019 Share Posted March 29, 2019 1 minute ago, Tynierose said: f**k Brexit and all the simpletons that voted for it. Amen. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted March 29, 2019 Share Posted March 29, 2019 People incapable of showing you a single YouTube video. The one you were talking about is quite sufficient rather than half an hour of mundane videos and constantly saying "oh, that's not the one". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted March 29, 2019 Share Posted March 29, 2019 18 hours ago, DA Baracus said: I regularly see folk get food nicked out of their hands by gulls (admittedly it's quite amusing) Five times it's happened to me and I can assure you that there's nothing amusing about it. It's almost inevitable that one day I'm going crack and go all Liam Neeson on these sh*tehawk f**kers, ending up in the nick for crushing one's skull in using a shopping bag with something heavy in it, making all the children cry. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted March 29, 2019 Share Posted March 29, 2019 25 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: Five times it's happened to me and I can assure you that there's nothing amusing about it. It's almost inevitable that one day I'm going crack and go all Liam Neeson on these sh*tehawk f**kers, ending up in the nick for crushing one's skull in using a shopping bag with something heavy in it, making all the children cry. https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/man-kills-seagull-after-stole-12950988 you wouldn't be the first. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted March 29, 2019 Share Posted March 29, 2019 56 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/man-kills-seagull-after-stole-12950988 you wouldn't be the first. Pretty poor show from the guy tbf, letting it get as far as the vet alive. I guess you could stop the kids crying by raising your foot high and shouting "FINISH HIM!". Everybody loves a bit of Mortal Kombat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted March 29, 2019 Share Posted March 29, 2019 Five times it's happened to me and I can assure you that there's nothing amusing about it. It's almost inevitable that one day I'm going crack and go all Liam Neeson on these sh*tehawk f**kers, ending up in the nick for crushing one's skull in using a shopping bag with something heavy in it, making all the children cry. Blood eagling a shitehawk in the middle of the street would send a message to the others IMO. Get it done 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted March 29, 2019 Share Posted March 29, 2019 The fact that Lionel Blair continues to walk around a free man whilst he's clearly guilty of some hideous, deviant crime of a sexual nature. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted March 29, 2019 Share Posted March 29, 2019 12 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: The fact that Lionel Blair continues to walk around a free man whilst he's clearly guilty of some hideous, deviant crime of a sexual nature. Take that back! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted March 29, 2019 Share Posted March 29, 2019 18 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: The fact that Lionel Blair continues to walk around a free man whilst he's clearly guilty of some hideous, deviant crime of a sexual nature. It's because he's Tony's dad. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted March 29, 2019 Share Posted March 29, 2019 3 minutes ago, G_Man1985 said: Surely after the first time when you decide to eat food out in the open knowing gulls are in the area you would think maybe this isnt a good idea. Happened to me once walking from over gate to Olympia and i was lucky I didn't break skin when it snatched my food. Learnt my lesson. The town is their hood I was having a meal on the hotel terrace in Jersey with my Mum and Dad, and a gull swooped and grabbed my Mum's entire steak before she had a bite. Me and my Dad laughed our heads off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted March 29, 2019 Share Posted March 29, 2019 1 hour ago, Stellaboz said: The fact that Lionel Blair continues to walk around a free man whilst he's clearly guilty of some hideous, deviant crime of a sexual nature. We all remember Mime Master General Lionel on Give us a Clue- "The most highly skilled of all was Lionel Blair — but how the tears of frustration welled up in his eyes during their Italian tour at not being allowed the use of his mouth to finish off Two Gentlemen of Verona!". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted March 29, 2019 Share Posted March 29, 2019 For the last two mornings there has been a radio reporter outside the Houses of Parliament. There's some protestor in the background, I don't know if he's pro or anti-Brexit, but he has this f*cking annoying foghorn of a voice. He sounds like one of those moonhowlers you get wandering about the streets shouting after downing several bottles of cheap cider. Somebody should smash the cnut in the gob. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted March 29, 2019 Share Posted March 29, 2019 I was having a meal on the hotel terrace in Jersey with my Mum and Dad, and a gull swooped and grabbed my Mum's entire steak before she had a bite. Me and my Dad laughed our heads off.No you didn’t. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted March 29, 2019 Share Posted March 29, 2019 (edited) 2 hours ago, G_Man1985 said: Surely after the first time when you decide to eat food out in the open knowing gulls are in the area you would think maybe this isnt a good idea. Happened to me once walking from over gate to Olympia and i was lucky I didn't break skin when it snatched my food. Learnt my lesson. The town is their hood You can play the victim-blaming card all you like, but I shall not let my hot food go cold all because I waited to find a place to eat it indoors, hunting around town for some form of shelter in which to cower. I shall stand up for our human rights. I shall stand up for principles. I shall stand up in defiance. I shall stand up and eat my food outside. However, I shall not, and we shall not bow down to tyranny from the skies. They may take our pies, but they'll never take our freedom. Edited March 29, 2019 by Hedgecutter 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted March 29, 2019 Share Posted March 29, 2019 1 minute ago, Brother Blades said: No you didn’t. Yes I fucking did compadre. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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