Fudge Posted February 18, 2008 Share Posted February 18, 2008 Dreams where you try to punch people, but can't throw a punch. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted February 18, 2008 Share Posted February 18, 2008 He was gay After you grabbed his rear I'm not surprised. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted February 18, 2008 Share Posted February 18, 2008 After you grabbed his rear I'm not surprised. Monster, you do realise that you now have licence to touch up lesbians? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted February 18, 2008 Share Posted February 18, 2008 Monster, you do realise that you now have licence to touch up lesbians? I have that in writing too! Sadly the words 'out on' and 'please refrain from' are also on the document. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted February 18, 2008 Share Posted February 18, 2008 Coming down the A9 yesterday, dry clear day, some old biddy doing 45mph. Twat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kylesons Posted February 18, 2008 Share Posted February 18, 2008 f**k it, I'll be your 'significant other' if that's the deal I'm getting! Indeed Mr Shakehands! Certain other actions from last night were inexcusable as well young man! She was wider than she was tall!! NOT AGAIN!!!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fuctifano Posted February 19, 2008 Share Posted February 19, 2008 Predictive text hell… Scenario is that our landlord is coming to do an inspection this afternoon as the lease on the flat is changing, but I’ll be at work so won’t be able to be there. I’ve left the money I need to pay as a bond in an envelope in my room, and typed out- I thought- the following text “envelope with my bond in it is on top shelf of cabinet in my room- let me kno how it goes†And sent it to one of my female flatmates. Problem is that bond doesn’t appear as ‘bond’ when you first type it, but as ‘come’. Oops… 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garrowhillclyde Posted February 19, 2008 Share Posted February 19, 2008 Predictive text hell…Scenario is that our landlord is coming to do an inspection this afternoon as the lease on the flat is changing, but I’ll be at work so won’t be able to be there. I’ve left the money I need to pay as a bond in an envelope in my room, and typed out- I thought- the following text “envelope with my bond in it is on top shelf of cabinet in my room- let me kno how it goes†And sent it to one of my female flatmates. Problem is that bond doesn’t appear as ‘bond’ when you first type it, but as ‘come’. Oops… It could have been worse - At least you left it in an envelope instead of her pillow or bedding. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tatty Boabie Posted February 19, 2008 Share Posted February 19, 2008 Predictive text hell…Scenario is that our landlord is coming to do an inspection this afternoon as the lease on the flat is changing, but I’ll be at work so won’t be able to be there. I’ve left the money I need to pay as a bond in an envelope in my room, and typed out- I thought- the following text “envelope with my bond in it is on top shelf of cabinet in my room- let me kno how it goes†And sent it to one of my female flatmates. Problem is that bond doesn’t appear as ‘bond’ when you first type it, but as ‘come’. Oops… 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarreZ Posted February 19, 2008 Share Posted February 19, 2008 Predictive text hell…Scenario is that our landlord is coming to do an inspection this afternoon as the lease on the flat is changing, but I’ll be at work so won’t be able to be there. I’ve left the money I need to pay as a bond in an envelope in my room, and typed out- I thought- the following text “envelope with my bond in it is on top shelf of cabinet in my room- let me kno how it goes†And sent it to one of my female flatmates. Problem is that bond doesn’t appear as ‘bond’ when you first type it, but as ‘come’. Oops… Thats genius! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qos_75 Posted February 19, 2008 Share Posted February 19, 2008 (edited) Right, it is foggy outside visibility at maybe 50-100 yards in places and yet there are still fuckwits driving with no lights on at all. Incredible. Edited February 19, 2008 by qos_75 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HGG Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 I have spent the last hour or so wiping my eye, wondering why it's all watery and feeling like there's something in it just at the bottom. I've just wiped my other eye with the same hand and at that moment it hit me that it's very possible I'm starting with the conjunctivitis my baby has in both his eyes just now! If that's the case, I've quite possibly just gone and spread it to the other eye too without thinking! Also, I just received a chain email asking recipients to forward it on to help the 14 month old girl pictured in the email, who it states has survived a fire and is in a pretty bad state - her face is badly burned. This child is the same age as my baby and it really hit home - had me in tears, I want to make the poor child all better. Failing that I just want to pick her up and hug her. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kylesons Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 Still can't find a job. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lordofthewing Posted February 21, 2008 Share Posted February 21, 2008 Hungover. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted February 21, 2008 Share Posted February 21, 2008 Predictive text hell…Scenario is that our landlord is coming to do an inspection this afternoon as the lease on the flat is changing, but I’ll be at work so won’t be able to be there. I’ve left the money I need to pay as a bond in an envelope in my room, and typed out- I thought- the following text “envelope with my bond in it is on top shelf of cabinet in my room- let me kno how it goes†And sent it to one of my female flatmates. Problem is that bond doesn’t appear as ‘bond’ when you first type it, but as ‘come’. Oops… The only time I have ever actually laughed out loud at something on here. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted February 21, 2008 Share Posted February 21, 2008 My mate has just text me to say that she's found an envelope full of come in her flatmate's room. He must be a right clarty mink. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uberman Posted February 21, 2008 Share Posted February 21, 2008 Feckin puncture today on the way to work, had to push the bike the last mile or so to work in the rain, luckily I had a spare inner tube in my locker. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShakehandsTom - DFC Posted February 21, 2008 Share Posted February 21, 2008 On Bebo, suddenly on my profile all of the sections like: Friends, Comments, Bands etc have 'collapsed'. It can be relatively easily rectified by clicking the header, but I have to do it every time I look at my profile. Anyone know how to rectify this? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
proud2beabuddy Posted February 21, 2008 Share Posted February 21, 2008 On Bebo, suddenly on my profile all of the sections like: Friends, Comments, Bands etc have 'collapsed'. It can be relatively easily rectified by clicking the header, but I have to do it every time I look at my profile. Anyone know how to rectify this? Same thing happened to me last night, don't have a clue how to fix it though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reina Posted February 21, 2008 Share Posted February 21, 2008 Same thing happened to me last night, don't have a clue how to fix it though. Same here. Must be a problem at Bebo HQ. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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