RH33 Posted December 24, 2019 Share Posted December 24, 2019 (edited) Foot long pigs in blankets are wrong. It’s meant to be a mouthful sized meaty morsel. Now I’m well versed in mouthfuls of meatiness but a foot long is going to trigger even the best deep throaters gag reflex.... Edited December 24, 2019 by RH33 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted December 24, 2019 Share Posted December 24, 2019 (edited) 3 minutes ago, RH33 said: Foot long pigs in blankets are wrong. It’s meant to be a mouthful sized meaty morsel. Now I’m well versed in mouthfuls of meatiness but a foot long is going to trigger even the best deep thrusters gag reflex.... Edited December 24, 2019 by Jacksgranda 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted December 24, 2019 Share Posted December 24, 2019 6 hours ago, invergowrie arab said: Thats what the machine is for. Folk with a wad of notes should go to the human The human doesn't deal with deposits, apart from by showing befuddled pensioners how to use the machine. There are no tellers anymore. There is a maitre d type and some loan salespeople but nobody useful. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted December 24, 2019 Share Posted December 24, 2019 That’s for highlighting typo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted December 24, 2019 Share Posted December 24, 2019 2 minutes ago, coprolite said: The human doesn't deal with deposits, apart from by showing befuddled pensioners how to use the machine. There are no tellers anymore. There is a maitre d type and some loan salespeople but nobody useful. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hampden Diehard Posted December 24, 2019 Share Posted December 24, 2019 In the pub and the girl with a terrific figure and tight trousers decides to stand in the worst-lit part of the place. I have to go back to reading the paper as I can't quite make out her curvy erse. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted December 25, 2019 Share Posted December 25, 2019 (edited) I will only eat fresh rolls. The bakers don't deliver fresh rolls on Christmas day. Edited December 25, 2019 by Dele 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daydream Posted December 25, 2019 Share Posted December 25, 2019 When your kids open all their new presents and start playing with the Nintendo stuff they got last year. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted December 25, 2019 Share Posted December 25, 2019 When your kids open all their new presents and start playing with the Nintendo stuff they got last year. Last year sounded better. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daydream Posted December 25, 2019 Share Posted December 25, 2019 Last year sounded better. Quite hard to top Nintendo tbf. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted December 25, 2019 Share Posted December 25, 2019 Quite hard to top Nintendo tbf. Best Christmas I ever had was when a few months before, my dad stood accidently on my only NES controller. Christmas day I opened a PS1 with 6 games, never been so utterly delighted in my life. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted December 25, 2019 Share Posted December 25, 2019 Presently stuck in England with an English partner, I'm now forced to take in some these quaint old English traditions like watching the Queen's Speech at 3pm. Jeeesus....What a fucking boring speech which said next to nothing. What really got on my tits here was the sight of Prince Chucky - resplendent in his military uniform festooned with medals - more medals than Uncle Albert on Only Fools & Horses ever wore. What fucking battles did that boring c unt ever fight in? Can anyone give me some kind of an explanation as to why Chucky feels entitled to wear them? Presumably most of these were bestowed on him by his charming mother. What a shower of cretins. Hopefully we can forget about them once Nicola S becomes Queen of Scotland. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted December 25, 2019 Share Posted December 25, 2019 10 minutes ago, ICTJohnboy said: Presently stuck in England with an English partner, I'm now forced to take in some these quaint old English traditions like watching the Queen's Speech at 3pm. Jeeesus....What a fucking boring speech which said next to nothing. What really got on my tits here was the sight of Prince Chucky - resplendent in his military uniform festooned with medals - more medals than Uncle Albert on Only Fools & Horses ever wore. What fucking battles did that boring c unt ever fight in? Can anyone give me some kind of an explanation as to why Chucky feels entitled to wear them? Presumably most of these were bestowed on him by his charming mother. What a shower of cretins. Hopefully we can forget about them once Nicola S becomes Queen of Scotland. He served from mid 71 to mid 76 must have been a hell of a busy 5 years. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted December 25, 2019 Share Posted December 25, 2019 2 minutes ago, Adam101 said: He served from mid 71 to mid 76 must have been a hell of a busy 5 years. https://www.express.co.uk/news/royal/1020911/Prince-Charles-royal-news-military-medals-war-the-queen 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted December 25, 2019 Share Posted December 25, 2019 20 minutes ago, ICTJohnboy said: What a shower of cretins. Was it not you who was exceptionally racist them blamed it on those you live around and watch on TV? Have you never thought of just, not watching stuff with them on it or hanging around with them? It'd maybe help. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted December 25, 2019 Share Posted December 25, 2019 13 minutes ago, Dele said: Was it not you who was exceptionally racist them blamed it on those you live around and watch on TV? Have you never thought of just, not watching stuff with them on it or hanging around with them? It'd maybe help. Exceptionally racist? Can you enlighten me on this accusation? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted December 25, 2019 Share Posted December 25, 2019 21 minutes ago, ICTJohnboy said: Exceptionally racist? Can you enlighten me on this accusation? Were you not the boy going on about 'the Chinkys'? Wholehearted apologies if I'm mistaking you for somebody else with ICT in their name. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted December 25, 2019 Share Posted December 25, 2019 2 hours ago, Dele said: Were you not the boy going on about 'the Chinkys'? Wholehearted apologies if I'm mistaking you for somebody else with ICT in their name. You might be right there - I'd forgotten about that. There is a takeaway Chinese Restaurant just about a couple of hundred yards from my local pub. Almost every second person going out the door at chucking out time talks about going down the road for a Ch**Ky to take home, or eat on the way home. I don't think I've ever heard anyone talking about going for a takeaway Chinese meal I also don't believe using the Ch**ky word - even inadvertently, to describe a meal makes anyone a racist. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hearthammer Posted December 25, 2019 Share Posted December 25, 2019 3 hours ago, ICTJohnboy said: Presently stuck in England with an English partner, I'm now forced to take in some these quaint old English traditions like watching the Queen's Speech at 3pm. Jeeesus....What a fucking boring speech which said next to nothing. What really got on my tits here was the sight of Prince Chucky - resplendent in his military uniform festooned with medals - more medals than Uncle Albert on Only Fools & Horses ever wore. What fucking battles did that boring c unt ever fight in? Can anyone give me some kind of an explanation as to why Chucky feels entitled to wear them? Presumably most of these were bestowed on him by his charming mother. What a shower of cretins. Hopefully we can forget about them once Nicola S becomes Queen of Scotland. The whole f*ckin inbred family wear a mega-rack of tokens - even wee eddy. Wonder if the daily mail will ever forensically investigate what each represents, as they would if it was an SNP guy wearing them ?? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted December 25, 2019 Share Posted December 25, 2019 1 hour ago, ICTJohnboy said: I also don't believe using the Ch**ky word - even inadvertently, to describe a meal makes anyone a racist. Erm.. Okay. You're wrong, btw. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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