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See that skill? While not mentioning names, I managed to be harsher than anything said on the Islam thread! Im brilliant me, I totally love myself. :P

Yeah, but it's your sectarian bigotry that was sickening.

'prod' indeed. Harumph.

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Another nag, you, you shower of b*****ds! I'm working late, really bored and I need to be amused and entertained, but where are you lot in my time of need eh?

Makes me almost wish Burgundy was online, just so I can have an argument. :ph34r:

They're all at the pub, after having been to the football. The lucky, jammy b*****ds.

We watched Hot Fuzz earlier, and Adam then kept saying "Right y'are, my love" in the most ridiculous South-Western accent I have ever heard, and then saying "Ha, that's what you sound like". Cheeky fucker. :angry:

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Jesus wept. That was actually so awful that Im going to steal it and use it in the pub! :lol:

TBF that was the trun(k)cated version. :ph34r:

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:lol::lol::lol:

You win this one, I cant think of a single other elephant related play on words. :(

Tusk, tusk, I'm sorely disappointed in you. :D

Edit to add: And there's even folk from Greenock outsparting you. :lol::lol::lol:;)

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It isn't a hard tusk. :unsure:
Tusk, tusk, I'm sorely disappointed in you. :D

Edit to add: And there's even folk from Greenock outsparting you. :lol::lol::lol:;)

Ach, Ive been totally taken to tusk(eh? eh?). :(

Edited to add...and I never even spotted the outsparting! Consider me suitably shamed now.

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Ach, Ive been totally taken to tusk(eh? eh?). :(

Edited to add...and I never even spotted the outsparting! Consider me suitably shamed now.

This will cheer you up...................

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Classy!

Did you photoshop in the wee "phoenix" sign, or was that there naturally?

I wondered if you would notice that - completely natural - wonder where it is? Anyone?

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