scottsdad Posted March 8, 2022 Share Posted March 8, 2022 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted March 8, 2022 Share Posted March 8, 2022 Mrs Mullarkey would need to be funny as f**k for this cement chump to be half of a "comedy pair". 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted March 8, 2022 Share Posted March 8, 2022 Mrs Mullarkey would need to be funny as f**k for this cement chump to be half of a "comedy pair".And presumably a stool so she can light her fags off the cooker ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted March 8, 2022 Share Posted March 8, 2022 Got my son's school pictures. He is in 5th year at secondary school, so these will be his last ever school photos. Looks like someone sat him down, told him his best friend killed his dog, then took his photo. He looks miserable in it. Not like what he is in real life at all. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted March 8, 2022 Share Posted March 8, 2022 35 minutes ago, scottsdad said: Got my son's school pictures. He is in 5th year at secondary school, so these will be his last ever school photos. Looks like someone sat him down, told him his best friend killed his dog, then took his photo. He looks miserable in it. Not like what he is in real life at all. My middle one P1 photo was taken before she got her glasses for her squint......one eyes looking at next week. The school took one on her first day and she looks like she's been smoking crack 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted March 8, 2022 Share Posted March 8, 2022 School photos in high schools should be binned. I get why parents want nice photos in primary school but I imagine most 5th years look like they're on suicide watch in these photos - seriously uncool for a teenager. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted March 8, 2022 Share Posted March 8, 2022 My middle one P1 photo was taken before she got her glasses for her squint......one eyes looking at next week. The school took one on her first day and she looks like she's been smoking crack [emoji85] St. Methadone's.??? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loonytoons Posted March 8, 2022 Share Posted March 8, 2022 This isn't meant to sound mean, but apparently Prince used to shop in the kids section. Worth thinking about. Edit: actually, that sounds worse than mean, reading it again.I'm already wearing womens boots now you want me in kids clothes.Ah, this may not read well at all. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted March 8, 2022 Share Posted March 8, 2022 44 minutes ago, Florentine_Pogen said: 1 hour ago, RH33 said: My middle one P1 photo was taken before she got her glasses for her squint......one eyes looking at next week. The school took one on her first day and she looks like she's been smoking crack St. Methadone's.??? Well it was Fegie! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted March 8, 2022 Share Posted March 8, 2022 3 hours ago, Bairnardo said: 3 hours ago, scottsdad said: Mrs Mullarkey would need to be funny as f**k for this cement chump to be half of a "comedy pair". Imagine going to a swingers party and the Krankies were the only ones there. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted March 8, 2022 Share Posted March 8, 2022 43 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Imagine going to a swingers party and the Mullarkays were the only ones there. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted March 8, 2022 Share Posted March 8, 2022 2 hours ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Imagine going to a swingers party and the Krankies were the only ones there. Ok.... How much have I drunk? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted March 8, 2022 Share Posted March 8, 2022 20 minutes ago, welshbairn said: Ok.... How much have I drunk? How much do you normally have before having sex with someone in school uniform? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted March 8, 2022 Share Posted March 8, 2022 3 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: How much do you normally have before having sex with someone in school uniform? Usually just a dab of Evostik in a crisp packet with a vodka chaser. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 9, 2022 Share Posted March 9, 2022 Company websites that list dogs as part of the staff. "Ted is the office dog and assists in client liaisons and monitoring deliveries by barking very loudly" Ted will be getting a kick in the balls if he comes near me and tries to sniff my knob. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted March 9, 2022 Share Posted March 9, 2022 6 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: Company websites that list dogs as part of the staff. "Ted is the office dog and assists in client liaisons and monitoring deliveries by barking very loudly" Ted will be getting a kick in the balls if he comes near me and tries to sniff my knob. 'When we've had a meeting for 3 hours we often come out back into the the open plan office to find one of Ted's hot, steaming shites lying in the middle of the aisle'. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 9, 2022 Share Posted March 9, 2022 1 minute ago, TheScarf said: 'When we've had a meeting for 3 hours we often come out back into the the open plan office to find one of Ted's hot, steaming shites lying in the middle of the aisle'. "We all had a great laugh when Ted started humping the Client's leg and spoofed his load all over her tights" 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted March 9, 2022 Share Posted March 9, 2022 I thought it was only Shandz that was into casual bestiality. Didn't realise Mullarkey was part of this filthy cabal. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 9, 2022 Share Posted March 9, 2022 17 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: Company websites that list dogs as part of the staff. "Ted is the office dog and assists in client liaisons and monitoring deliveries by barking very loudly" Ted will be getting a kick in the balls if he comes near me and tries to sniff my knob. They’re probably more productive than you tbf. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 9, 2022 Share Posted March 9, 2022 24 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: They’re probably more productive than you tbf. Im quite adept at sitting around licking my arse and barking at folk tbqh thank you. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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