Hedgecutter Posted September 16, 2023 Share Posted September 16, 2023 6 minutes ago, Soapy FFC said: My first primary school classroom also had a toilet in it. Well that's what one of my classmates must've thought the play house was given the jobbies that were sometimes found in it. Just reminded me of a story from somebody on here who experienced such an incident all because a (turned out to be fictional) dog got into the playground. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted September 16, 2023 Share Posted September 16, 2023 4 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: Just reminded me of a story from somebody on here who experienced such an incident all because a (turned out to be fictional) dog got into the playground. Must have been the same (fictional) dog that used to shite in the lifts in our multi. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted September 16, 2023 Share Posted September 16, 2023 5 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: Just reminded me of a story from somebody on here who experienced such an incident all because a (turned out to be fictional) dog got into the playground. Snoopy? Snowy out of Tintin? Hector? We want to know! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soapy FFC Posted September 16, 2023 Share Posted September 16, 2023 Toasters. It' almost like the toaster manufacturers and bread bakers haven't spoken to each other, especially when a loaf is labeled "Toastie" but doesn't fit in the toaster properly. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 16, 2023 Share Posted September 16, 2023 9 minutes ago, Soapy FFC said: Toasters. It' almost like the toaster manufacturers and bread bakers haven't spoken to each other, especially when a loaf is labeled "Toastie" but doesn't fit in the toaster properly. It's a gateway drug. You get the cheap toaster, only to discover that bread doesn't fit in it, forcing you to buy a more expensive model and tempt you to toast more expensive bread products like bagels and croissants to justify upgrading. All to feed your addiction to that sweet, sweet delicious buttery toast. The whole thing's a massive yeasty conspiracy. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soapy FFC Posted September 16, 2023 Share Posted September 16, 2023 2 minutes ago, BTFD said: It's a gateway drug. You get the cheap toaster, only to discover that bread doesn't fit in it, forcing you to buy a more expensive model and tempt you to toast more expensive bread products like bagels and croissants to justify upgrading. All to feed your addiction to that sweet, sweet delicious buttery toast. The whole thing's a massive yeasty conspiracy. If only it was for sweet toast, but when you want poached eggs on toast, I'd rather just put the toast in the toaster once and get on with poaching the eggs rather than have to also keep moving the bread about in the toaster to get it done evenly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted September 16, 2023 Share Posted September 16, 2023 23 minutes ago, Soapy FFC said: Toasters. It' almost like the toaster manufacturers and bread bakers haven't spoken to each other, especially when a loaf is labeled "Toastie" but doesn't fit in the toaster properly. Soapy FFC having a meltdown in the kitchen appliance section of Currys 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted September 16, 2023 Share Posted September 16, 2023 9 minutes ago, Soapy FFC said: If only it was for sweet toast, but when you want poached eggs on toast, I'd rather just put the toast in the toaster once and get on with poaching the eggs rather than have to also keep moving the bread about in the toaster to get it done evenly. Get a toaster oven. You'll never curse a loaf again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 16, 2023 Share Posted September 16, 2023 9 minutes ago, Soapy FFC said: If only it was for sweet toast, but when you want poached eggs on toast, I'd rather just put the toast in the toaster once and get on with poaching the eggs rather than have to also keep moving the bread about in the toaster to get it done evenly. You need to upgrade to the UberToasty3000™, with the attached egg poaching apparatus that deposits your toast and egg onto the plate while you wait! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soapy FFC Posted September 16, 2023 Share Posted September 16, 2023 5 minutes ago, BTFD said: You need to upgrade to the UberToasty3000™, with the attached egg poaching apparatus that deposits your toast and egg onto the plate while you wait! Something like this? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dagane Posted September 16, 2023 Share Posted September 16, 2023 43 minutes ago, Soapy FFC said: Toasters. It' almost like the toaster manufacturers and bread bakers haven't spoken to each other, especially when a loaf is labeled "Toastie" but doesn't fit in the toaster properly. Cut the crusts off to make it fit ,while waiting on the toast,slabber the crusts in butter and eat them 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 16, 2023 Share Posted September 16, 2023 9 minutes ago, Soapy FFC said: Something like this? Obviously it's been miniaturised since then. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted September 16, 2023 Share Posted September 16, 2023 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted September 16, 2023 Share Posted September 16, 2023 2 hours ago, BTFD said: Obviously it's been miniaturised since then. Just as fridges have been miniaturised since this was invented: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted September 16, 2023 Share Posted September 16, 2023 On 15/09/2023 at 01:21, Cosmic Joe said: Probably another Americanism Stalls is the general yankish common parlance 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted September 17, 2023 Share Posted September 17, 2023 10 hours ago, carpetmonster said: Stalls is the general yankish common parlance Concur, traps in U.S. commonly used for the starting position for a race…often drag racing, “quick out of the traps”. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted September 17, 2023 Share Posted September 17, 2023 On 16/09/2023 at 11:43, Soapy FFC said: If only it was for sweet toast, but when you want poached eggs on toast, I'd rather just put the toast in the toaster once and get on with poaching the eggs rather than have to also keep moving the bread about in the toaster to get it done evenly. Why would you put toast in a toaster? 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 17, 2023 Share Posted September 17, 2023 Just started watching Top Boy this morning from what I thought was season 1 after the first 5 episodes realised it was actually the 3rd season as Netflix randomly just decided to call the first 2 seasons something else and not keep them together. Raging. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted September 17, 2023 Share Posted September 17, 2023 38 minutes ago, Empty It said: Just started watching Top Boy this morning from what I thought was season 1 after the first 5 episodes realised it was actually the 3rd season as Netflix randomly just decided to call the first 2 seasons something else and not keep them together. Raging. Exactly the same here. Never went back and watched Summerhouse. My PTTGOMN : "Southern Fried" anything. It tastes shite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted September 17, 2023 Share Posted September 17, 2023 39 minutes ago, Empty It said: Just started watching Top Boy this morning from what I thought was season 1 after the first 5 episodes realised it was actually the 3rd season as Netflix randomly just decided to call the first 2 seasons something else and not keep them together. Raging. Exactly the same here. Never went back and watched Summerhouse. My PTTGOMN : "Southern Fried" anything. It tastes shite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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