hk blues Posted December 21, 2023 Share Posted December 21, 2023 3 hours ago, hk blues said: Didn't she take the hint after you told her to f**k off the 1st time? 56 minutes ago, MEADOWXI said: Say OK, wander up, take the bag and say lets walk, I couldn't find the car keys. I think my suggestion was better. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zetterlund Posted December 21, 2023 Share Posted December 21, 2023 5 hours ago, hk blues said: Didn't she take the hint after you told her to f**k off the 1st time? You mad bro? That wouldn't be good for my health. Tbf there's usually a bit of bribery involved with a few beers included in the goods. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
velo army Posted December 21, 2023 Share Posted December 21, 2023 20 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: “Does the bairn like Appletise?” ”are blackcurrants the same as brambles” ”should I get you Christmas jammies” “There’s no croissants, what should I do” 4. Get rowies, obviously. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted December 21, 2023 Share Posted December 21, 2023 6 minutes ago, velo army said: 4. Get rowies, obviously. That’s my job. Being a Weegie she wouldn’t know a decent buttery if she found one in her pouch of golden Virginia. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted December 21, 2023 Share Posted December 21, 2023 6 minutes ago, velo army said: 4. Get rowies, obviously. That’s my job. Being a Weegie she wouldn’t know a decent buttery if she found one in her pouch of golden Virginia. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted December 21, 2023 Share Posted December 21, 2023 15 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: That’s my job. Being a Weegie she wouldn’t know a decent buttery if she found one in her pouch of golden Virginia. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted December 21, 2023 Share Posted December 21, 2023 (edited) 'Resealable' bags of rice that you open to put some in a bowl to soak, then tip upright to put back in the cupboard, only for hidden grains of rice to then fire themselves out of the bag and scatter over a 5 mile radius. Every fucking time. Edited December 21, 2023 by vikingTON 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted December 21, 2023 Share Posted December 21, 2023 4 minutes ago, virginton said: 'Resealable' bags of rice that you open to put some in a bowl to soak, then tip upright to put back in the cupboard, only for hidden grains of rice to then fire themselves out of the bag and scatter over a 5 mile radius. Every fucking time. ^^^ This. How the fcuk do those grains still ping around everywhere, no matter how careful you are with your rice bag opening and closing technique? File under - why do USB type cables, or the vacuum cleaner cable, tie themselves in knots? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted December 21, 2023 Share Posted December 21, 2023 8 minutes ago, virginton said: 'Resealable' bags of rice that you open to put some in a bowl to soak, then tip upright to put back in the cupboard, only for hidden grains of rice to then fire themselves out of the bag and scatter over a 5 mile radius. Every fucking time. See also "easy open" which leaves a bag looking like it was opened by a rottweiler. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted December 21, 2023 Share Posted December 21, 2023 On the subject of food, how many years in a row is Jamie fucking Oliver going to be handed money to film a new version of making roast potatoes. What a racket he's got going on, the fat tongued p***k. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted December 21, 2023 Share Posted December 21, 2023 17 minutes ago, pozbaird said: File under - why do USB type cables, or the vacuum cleaner cable, tie themselves in knots? Also, why do USB connectors operate in four spacial dimensions. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted December 21, 2023 Share Posted December 21, 2023 2 hours ago, Bairnardo said: See also "easy open" which leaves a bag looking like it was opened by a rottweiler. And why those damn grip seals? Yea, they close nicely, but then when you try to reopen them, the grip seals holds on so tight you pull the damn thing away from the bag itself, rendering the whole thing useless...so it ends up being rolled over and clipped anyway! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted December 21, 2023 Share Posted December 21, 2023 (edited) On 02/12/2023 at 14:06, DA Baracus said: So you would have thought he would take this shit seriously. But we suspect he's not doing do well mentally and worry that he doesn't seek help because of 'dark thoughts'. Also, just found out that he fell on Thursday and took 30 minutes to get up. Hate to say it but this is/was also me (although my recent fall only took me about 5 minutes to get up) Thankfully I'm doing a lot better at asking/getting help which has certainly improved my mental health. Physically still struggling but following doctor's orders, so thinking positive. Had a long, long chat with one of my stepdaughters about this, apparently, she's been "up to high doh" (or the American equivalent worrying about me) so it's good for me to hear your perspective and maybe appreciate the effect I have on others. Thanks, min, hopefully things improve. Edited December 21, 2023 by Raidernation ETA: I'm going to be 59 on Monday, so same generation as your old man. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted December 21, 2023 Share Posted December 21, 2023 Cheryl Scott is not doing the weather on Ch7 news tonight. Only reason I watch. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted December 22, 2023 Share Posted December 22, 2023 56 minutes ago, Raidernation said: Cheryl Scott is not doing the weather on Ch7 news tonight. Only reason I watch. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted December 22, 2023 Share Posted December 22, 2023 16 hours ago, Zetterlund said: You mad bro? That wouldn't be good for my health. Tbf there's usually a bit of bribery involved with a few beers included in the goods. Oh, I wouldn't say it to my wife but am more than happy to suggest it to others! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted December 22, 2023 Share Posted December 22, 2023 14 hours ago, pozbaird said: ^^^ This. How the fcuk do those grains still ping around everywhere, no matter how careful you are with your rice bag opening and closing technique? File under - why do USB type cables, or the vacuum cleaner cable, tie themselves in knots? My headphones (old skool with cable) do this but I discovered a life hack (is that what they call it nowadays) and hung them over the banister and let them untangle themselves. I should really get that on the tik tok. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted December 22, 2023 Share Posted December 22, 2023 5 hours ago, Raidernation said: Cheryl Scott is not doing the weather on Ch7 news tonight. Only reason I watch. Cherylscottwx on Instagram, just saying. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted December 22, 2023 Share Posted December 22, 2023 3 hours ago, hk blues said: My headphones (old skool with cable) do this but I discovered a life hack (is that what they call it nowadays) and hung them over the banister and let them untangle themselves. I should really get that on the tik tok. I had a strimmer that went on fire and committed harikari during use one time, so I took the bit that the strimmer wire was wrapped around off, and used it from then on to wrap my earphone cable around when not in use instead. Mrs Ranter was horrified and said I was a pikey, but cable tangle annoyance was a thing of the past for me, so happy times. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted December 22, 2023 Share Posted December 22, 2023 7 minutes ago, Boghead ranter said: I had a strimmer that went on fire and committed harikari during use one time, so I took the bit that the strimmer wire was wrapped around off, and used it from then on to wrap my earphone cable around when not in use instead. Mrs Ranter was horrified and said I was a pikey, but cable tangle annoyance was a thing of the past for me, so happy times. You should get that on the tik tok too! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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