Monster Posted February 8, 2009 Share Posted February 8, 2009 Aye but then they grow up and well do very very stupid things Okay, which one of your kids has turned out to be an Ayr fan, and how can I help them see reason? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted February 8, 2009 Share Posted February 8, 2009 Okay, which one of your kids has turned out to be an Ayr fan, and how can I help them see reason? Oh god nothing as stupid as that 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sonofjenova Posted February 8, 2009 Share Posted February 8, 2009 People who are presented with a perfectly good language at their disposal, then resolutely refuse to spell words properly, swapping "S"'s for "Z"'s, and stochastically shortening some words whilst padding others out with a sequence of superfluous fucking characters! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McMuffin Posted February 8, 2009 Share Posted February 8, 2009 You know what I hate about weegie girls? You see them from behind. You think one of 3 things: 1) Munter 2) Her biff probably smells a bit funky but she'd still do a turn 3) Her prawn tastes of golden syrup Then you see her coupon. At least 50% of the time, the answer is A. You see a lot of initial Bs before the dish reveals an A+. In the rare case of a C, she'll be dancing with some closet homosexual with a fake diamond earring, skin cancer and a V-cut. The true kicker for the borderline B/C ones will be when you hear them speak, and you realise you could hold a better, less annoying conversation with the gunk you clean off your helmet in the shower. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted February 8, 2009 Share Posted February 8, 2009 Oh god nothing as stupid as that You know what I hate about weegie girls?You see them from behind. You think one of 3 things: 1) Munter 2) Her biff probably smells a bit funky but she'd still do a turn 3) Her prawn tastes of golden syrup Then you see her coupon. At least 50% of the time, the answer is A. You see a lot of initial Bs before the dish reveals an A+. In the rare case of a C, she'll be dancing with some closet homosexual with a fake diamond earring, skin cancer and a V-cut. The true kicker for the borderline B/C ones will be when you hear them speak, and you realise you could hold a better, less annoying conversation with the gunk you clean off your helmet in the shower. Dear God, I hope you get another lemon soon or we'll all be forced to read this 'I can't get my balls emptied' shite for months, as amusing as it is. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McMuffin Posted February 8, 2009 Share Posted February 8, 2009 It's been 4 days and I'm fucking ganting. I've got 4 months left in Glasgow, so I'm planning on horsing as many non-weegie birds as is possible. With my chat, I'll be stuck on 1 until I leave. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted February 8, 2009 Share Posted February 8, 2009 It's been 4 days and I'm fucking ganting. I've got 4 months left in Glasgow, so I'm planning on horsing as many non-weegie birds as is possible. With my chat, I'll be stuck on 1 until I leave. Look, I tell you what, I'll shave my legs and tug you off into a bucket if it'll stop your incessant inflated-melon grumping. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McMuffin Posted February 8, 2009 Share Posted February 8, 2009 I was hoping for your stomach but a bucket is fine. I might start a fort-esq thread detailing my lack of sexual exploits. Pictures, details, and ultimately an erection that will get dismantled relatively quickly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted February 8, 2009 Share Posted February 8, 2009 the sh'ts. hate it Look on the bright side - it's a step up from hating Stewarty Mac. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave258 Posted February 8, 2009 Share Posted February 8, 2009 Games being called off. I am fucking raging because my entire Sunday has been shot to buggery thanks to the Rangers game being cancelled and the P&B game also called off. I fucking hate the weather 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted February 8, 2009 Share Posted February 8, 2009 Games being called off. I am fucking raging because my entire Sunday has been shot to buggery thanks to the Rangers game being cancelled and the P&B game also called off.I fucking hate the weather Sky Sports News said that it had passed the inspection at 7pm this morning too. I was looking forward to watching that one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted February 8, 2009 Share Posted February 8, 2009 I have a considerable hangover, have the morning after shits and have a game of fives at 1. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted February 8, 2009 Share Posted February 8, 2009 I was hoping for your stomach but a bucket is fine.I might start a fort-esq thread detailing my lack of sexual exploits. Pictures, details, and ultimately an erection that will get dismantled relatively quickly. You should, I have a feeling it could go 'gold' very quickly, and by gold I don't mean '2 girls, 1 cup'..... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest oddjob Posted February 8, 2009 Share Posted February 8, 2009 Wedding is going t#ts up we prices Mortgage going pear shaped Feel sh#t Oh diddums. You poor mummy's lad. Oedipus you mummy shagger. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted February 8, 2009 Share Posted February 8, 2009 Oh diddums. You poor mummy's lad. Oedipus you mummy shagger. Sometimes I feel sorry for you and try to refrain from calling you a walloper and such like but the vast majority of the time you come out with so much shite that I just cant help myself. Like now, you fucking bannet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted February 8, 2009 Share Posted February 8, 2009 I don't know what a bannet is. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted February 8, 2009 Share Posted February 8, 2009 I don't know what a bannet is. Neither do I but I've heard it used as an insult from a young age and the bannet hat fits the bannet oddjob. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted February 8, 2009 Share Posted February 8, 2009 Neither do I but I've heard it used as an insult from a young age and the bannet hat fits the bannet oddjob. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted February 9, 2009 Share Posted February 9, 2009 Snow Snow Snow.Ice ice ice. Cold cold cold. When is it going to end? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheDoctor Posted February 9, 2009 Share Posted February 9, 2009 Snow Snow Snow.Ice ice ice. Cold cold cold. When is it going to end? Feeling the cold, capy? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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